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Hi guys, its TGIF today! Lets have some fun on nairaland. Lets share our embarassing moment here... Am sure this thread wil be hillarious. Here's mine. I was in a boardroom, (ordinary office boy like me) and i was doing my presentation jejely with my oga's at the top sitting with their strong faces. My laptop was connected to the projector at the other end of the table and i was standing on front of the room speaking beside the board. You guys know as that kind of presentation dey be na. Sweating and confuse inside the AC. Me: (pressenting to my oga's) my name is nonsreal and am the head of marketing, am here to tell you all how we've been able to increase the companies sales from 15% to 90%. They all clapp and were very happy. Na so me self pose "oya na!! Starboy"... I no know say na trailer won jam me. Ok wait! I no tell una say i dey date one small fine chick like that for another department for my office there and we were chatting on skype before i left my office for the pressentation inside the boardroom. As the presentation was getting mor interesting, na so satan push this babe... She sent me a massage on skype and the chat notification popped from the corner of the laptop screen and it boldly shows on the projector screen which all my oga's were looking at, Guess what the babe said? "boo i can't wait for your pressentation to end fast jare, i want us to rush down home because am very very Hot... I can't wait to recieve that your kondo". On seeing this i stated sweating... My oga's were shocked and looking at me one kind.. I was pressing the projected image as if i can close the pop up but my system was very far from me. The pop up stood there for mor than 30seconds. I was looking foolish and coudn't even continue the pressentation. Na so one of my oga shout "who is rita?"... Hope it's not my own rita ooo. And truely na oga pikin (rita) i dey Bleep. My sack latter come with imediate effect. I downloaded it with a 4G Internet spead. OYA TELL US YOURS!!!

this your lie no follow at all... , I am disappointed .

Sounds like tales by moon light to me... But let me assume that your story is true...

Right now, I don't even know who lie most between Lie Mohammed and Op. I'm befuddled...

Nonsreal:
Hi guys, its TGIF today! Lets have some fun on nairaland. Lets share our embarassing moment here... Am sure this thread wil be hillarious. Here's mine. I was in a boardroom, (ordinary office boy like me) and i was doing my presentation jejely with my oga's at the top sitting with their strong faces. My laptop was connected to the projector at the other end of the table and i was standing on front of the room speaking beside the board. You guys know as that kind of presentation dey be na. Sweating and confuse inside the AC. Me: (pressenting to my oga's) my name is nonsreal and am the head of marketing, am here to tell you all how we've been able to increase the companies sales from 15% to 90%. They all clapp and were very happy. Na so me self pose "oya na!! Starboy"... I no know say na trailer won jam me. Ok wait! I no tell una say i dey date one small fine chick like that for another department for my office there and we were chatting on skype before i left my office for the pressentation inside the boardroom. As the presentation was getting mor interesting, na so satan push this babe... She sent me a massage on skype and the chat notification popped from the corner of the laptop screen and it boldly shows on the projector screen which all my oga's were looking at, Guess what the babe said? "boo i can't wait for your pressentation to end fast jare, i want us to rush down home because am very very Hot... I can't wait to recieve that your kondo". On seeing this i stated sweating... My oga's were shocked and looking at me one kind.. I was pressing the projected image as if i can close the pop up but my system was very far from me. The pop up stood there for mor than 30seconds. I was looking foolish and coudn't even continue the pressentation. Na so one of my oga shout "who is rita?"... Hope it's not my own rita ooo. And truely na oga pikin (rita) i dey Bleep. My sack latter come with imediate effect. I downloaded it with a 4G Internet spead. OYA TELL US YOURS!!!

That Chiwetalu Agu's pic tho..

Lie Mohammed gat nothing on u

Hmmm

... Op think say we dey wear pampers