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Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 9:56am On May 27, 2019 |
fun!!! pls lets have fun, what lie ur parents told you, when growing up? mine was if i leak orange and swallow the seed, orange tree go grow for my stomach also once u drink coconut water, you no go no book once u look mirror for night u go see spirit once boy touch gel na belle be that lets keep it roling, drop the lie when ur mama lie give u when ur little . happy Children's day!!! seun lalasticlala myd44 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by phelonrays: 10:08am On May 27, 2019 |
"Stunted growth await you if you don't stop this your habits of always sitting on the [kernel crushing] stone" -Mama... "You are older than how you are"- Papa [till today am still struggling to get the meaning of this lie ] AND THE GREATEST ONES........ "if you don't read/practice your mathematics with "show working " you won't pass my exams"-- Maths teacher.. Jesus was killed on April; that's why we always have easter period on April's==My CRK teacher Allah was a messenger of God.. = Our Street Muslim prayer leader ..... God doesn't exist = An always confused Atheist School na scam == Unemployed and "Lazy" Nigerian yooot..... 3 Likes |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by MJBOLT: 10:15am On May 27, 2019 |
jesus is coming heaven and hell is real 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Easybela(f): 10:16am On May 27, 2019 |
If u go close to any man,u will be pregnant. So am always on d run 2 Likes |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:17am On May 27, 2019 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Holamic: 10:17am On May 27, 2019 |
Lolz... She always tell me that long iron under your leg is debt when you grow up... Which is true. I knw spin chick finish make you wan yansh ham make no give her money. |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:18am On May 27, 2019 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Easybela(f): 10:29am On May 27, 2019 |
,for where ,hubby has finally possessed what's his Surebank1: |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by IamPlato(m): 10:31am On May 27, 2019 |
MJBOLT:You Are Healed In Jesus Name! |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by MJBOLT: 10:33am On May 27, 2019 |
go and tell that to the millions of christian who are sick,they need it. IamPlato: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 10:49am On May 27, 2019 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Nobody: 10:53am On May 27, 2019 |
hmm I came here to read lies
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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Baddiezz(f): 12:06pm On May 27, 2019 |
If you sit beside a boy you'll get pregnant |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Small080(m): 12:17pm On May 27, 2019 |
Never allow anybody to see your dick, they might cut it off for too shot Lol |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by PrimadonnaO(f): 5:25pm On May 27, 2019 |
We had a wall frame of a very cute cupid baby. My mum said that baby was her first child...but that the child died. I honestly believed it for so long. Choi. No sense then. |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by luvyaself95(m): 6:12pm On May 27, 2019 |
Easybela:Come to me you should not be worry about that... |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Ayoleeboy007: 9:17pm On May 27, 2019 |
told my sis ,girls that don't know maths end up with unwanted pregnancy due to inability to calculate her menstral cycle 1 Like |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:53pm On May 27, 2019 |
My pop told me after we won Atlanta 96 that we would win France 98 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:54pm On May 27, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: Lol |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Emaax77(m): 12:18am On May 28, 2019 |
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Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Surebank1: 1:58pm On May 28, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: i can't stop laffing ur mum na carry the trophy |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by Nickcheez(m): 2:54pm On May 28, 2019 |
Omo yoruba LOL... Holamic: |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by PrimadonnaO(f): 2:58pm On May 28, 2019 |
Re: Lets Have Fun, Tell Me The Lies Ur Parents Told U When Ur A Kid by jbblues24(m): 11:22pm On May 28, 2019 |
This boldness blew my mind. |
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