YO! we keepin cool yo!

I'm jiggy

yeah niggy

So wutz new?

i got one choong

LOL - meaning wut?

idk ur the one that taught me

So u knw then.

yea mate

U diamond geezer

wat does that mean

LMAO - Means 'top man'

is that suppose to be a good thing ? i aint a man

LOL - aight 'top bird'

better babes

arse-over-tit /-elbow - to fall over in a dramatic fashion, e.g. "I'd had a bit to drink you see and I just went arse-over-tit!".

absobloodylutely/absofuckinglutely - an exclamation as to resound a definite yes.

banged up - to be put in prison. eg "Did you hear John got banged up for that blag".

bit if a knob - a general term of abuse. e.g. "He seems like a bit of a knob". Especially used when you don't really know someone but your initial impressions are that you don't like them.

blinding / blinder - used to describe something amazing or wonderful. eg "We 'ad a right blinding time last night dahn the pub".

naff - cheap and nasty, unfashionable, in poor taste.

i like and use d absofuckinlutely lol! i too lik dat word

up for it - to be willing to have a good time. Also for a woman to be sexually available.

skint - to have no money, penniless.

slapper - a common term for a loose woman.

slag - a very common word for a loose woman or generally a rough looking bird. e.g. "She is a right old slag".

spare - to loose ones temper, to go crazy. e.g. "When she finds out she'll go spare.".

Let’s talk about a serious disease that’s affecting our youth and spreading all around the world. This disease is called[b] “SLANG.”[/b] Why is it a disease?,Because it destroys a certain part of the brain making you retarded (slowness of mental development in children).According to “A Comprehensive Etymological Dictionary of the English Language” [/b]the origin of slang is from sling and means, 'to sling the jaw, to abuse words.'Slang affects the way you behave, speak, dress, think; as a matter of fact it affects your entire life. Speaking in slang lowers the[b] IQ (Intelligence Quotient), and causes mental deficiency, simply called retardation. Take a look at the way people who use slang dress - clothes unkept and sagging, with untied shoes, etc. These are things you would relate to a person that has a mental deficiency. What if a life or death message using the correct pronunciation was broadcasted; do you think those who speak slang would overstand it? No they wouldn’t, and the result just might be their deaths or maybe even yours. The usage of slang affects the Broca’s Area, this is where you learn to articulate and form phrases. It’s the portion of the brain that gives us overstanding of languages, with language expression being the function of motor control. You must overstand that any part of your body that is not being used; your brain will cut it off just like it never existed. Increasingly we can see why speaking correct grammar is not only important, it is also beneficial, and a contributing factor to why most inner city residents can’t get jobs; they have poor diction. Slang may have started out with unconventional words or phrases that express something old a new way. However, it has developed into a sick, malicious, vulgar language that might even shock the devil, and it’s spreading throughout the world. We must fight against this disease of slang: poor articulation, bad grammar, and inferiorism by correcting our children and ourselves when slang is used.

Huh

@horus

did you type that or did you get it from the net?

From the net!!

ok. . .lol, i was like wtf. . dnt mind me jare

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Broca’s Area

The usage of slang affects the Broca’s Area, this is where you learn to articulate and form phrases. It’s the portion of the brain that gives us overstanding of languages,with language expression being the function of motor control. You must overstand that any part of your body that is not being used; your brain will cut it off just like it never existed.

Thingy- Stuff
oh ma dayz- suprise

Give am belle


Meaning: Give it more blasting or volume

is oh my days a slang?

i like most of them uk slangs esp. those popular in the black community thats why i'm a big fan of dubplate drama, the way they talk is jst funny even when its not funny. . . love the accent.


but i rily rily hate the word "innit" daaang. . . its so annoying it is supposed to mean aint it,but it is used at random even when its not necessary esp. the foreigners <sup>na them use am pass


who knows/likes "dubplate drama" its a drama,its also in series.</sup>

LOLZ!!, na wa for Thier slangs oh,

@ OP, Most of those slangs are actually from Jamaican Patois.