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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 6:14pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba niwinksmiley


I greet my ogas ogrin ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??cheesy


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud osadangry


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggassmiley

@bolded,its the lords doing and its marvelous in your sight.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 6:25pm On Jan 19, 2017
Yewandequeen:


@bolded,its the lords doing and its marvelous in your sight.
Who do u want tew settle down with sef?? dtobs, ladies, dapo97, or yungtemy
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by kennyjam: 6:29pm On Jan 19, 2017
[b][/b]I hope say after u take excuse from the table, you didn't Shift away.... cryI hope say after u take excuse from the table, you didn't Shift away....
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Dapo97(m): 6:42pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba niwinksmiley


I greet my ogas ogrin ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??cheesy


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud osadangry


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggassmiley
broda miii..u see abt yewandequeen leh uz 4get..u qet..u can force a horse to a river buh u cnt force him to drink water..grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 7:01pm On Jan 19, 2017
Dapo97:
broda miii..u see abt yewandequeen leh uz 4get..u qet..u can force a horse to a river buh u cnt force him to drink water..grin
Naso God go provide beta gal 4 u
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 8:15pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Who do u want tew settle down with sef?? dtobs, ladies, dapo97, or yungtemy

Dont let me be mad at you, which yungtemy? I dont ever wanna hear the name of that heart breaker again.

Dtobs all the way wink
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 9:33pm On Jan 19, 2017
Yewandequeen:


Dont let me be mad at you, which yungtemy? I dont ever wanna hear the name of that heart breaker again.

Dtobs all the way wink
Tor no vex.. so dtobs ti take oversmiley
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Tor no vex.. so dtobs ti take oversmiley
grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by AlamienDagash(m): 10:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba niwinksmiley


I greet my ogas ogrin ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??cheesy


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud osadangry


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggassmiley
I no well oo i need suya
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by xolocious(m): 10:42pm On Jan 19, 2017
Hadampson:
Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba niwinksmiley


I greet my ogas ogrin ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??cheesy


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud osadangry


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggassmiley

Good evening, you're sighted and recognized. It's good to have you back after a pretty little while.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Orlandihno(m): 9:04am On Jan 20, 2017
"Desperate guy in a crazy situation" *Some people can do crazy things just for the sake of love* No cash jet u want to impress a new girl in-order to win her ♥! Hhahahaaaa!! Only God will help u if the girl won't pay d bill. Good job! keep it flowin'. Following u like the Tales from Shakespeare!!

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:24am On Jan 20, 2017
Hadampson:
Nah i no geh sub ni jawe... hw are u nd evrybody on NL.. ehn eh dah reminds me. hwfa abt yewandequeen package.. shey o ti gba niwinksmiley


I greet my ogas ogrin ( dtobs, ladiesboo,xolocious, alamiendagash, dannybomb, 9pblive, xaviercashmier, nd others that i cud nt rememba their moniker ) HOW UNA DEY??cheesy


Yungtemy Weldone o.. been long u saw me nd u dnt even bothered tew ask 4 me.. e no gud osadangry


Yewandequeen i can see what u're doing o.. causing disputes between my niggassmiley
Boss abeg no vex... I was asking, if you've already celebrated your birthday?.... How are you. Been a while.and afa Oga HenryDerek and saintbillion, I hope una dey wella o.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:38am On Jan 20, 2017
Switup:
@Yungtemy, still got ur back. U still inspire me. Update soonest o
thanks babe
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:39am On Jan 20, 2017
AlamienDagash:
i cnt believe in less than 24hours i hve read it oll. now waitin patiently 4d nxt update... nice work #TeamTemyTurner
wao... Lolz. cheesy oshey. I hope say you dey feel am
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:40am On Jan 20, 2017
jericco1:
Lol hope say u straff her after the stunt she pulled.
lolz... shocked
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:42am On Jan 20, 2017
Gabbyraze:
I can relate, for me though,if am broke and d girl is digging in for a fast food,I just tell her "I no too get money o"...good work
boss.. I be wan impress o. But kasala con burst lol
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:44am On Jan 20, 2017
xolocious:
U got my ribs cracking... Nah Gbesing (running) things u wan do abi? @ YungTemy
my spirit gbese but my body was still there...

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 9:44am On Jan 20, 2017
YungTemy:

Boss abeg no vex... I was asking, if you've already celebrated your birthday?.... How are you. Been a while.and afa Oga HenryDerek and saintbillion, I hope una dey wella o.
No i haven't.. ama march born o .. am doin gud. bro i hear say u don leave yewandequeen 4 dtobs.. iz diz aw una go end una relationship??
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:47am On Jan 20, 2017
nikz:
Hahahahaha serious? Some chics worry sha
no be lie o... If they mean the guy, that guy go hate himself.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 9:52am On Jan 20, 2017
Hadampson:
No i haven't.. ama march born o .. am doin gud. bro i hear say u don leave yewandequeen 4 dtobs.. iz diz aw una go end una relationship??
dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Hadampson(m): 9:57am On Jan 20, 2017
YungTemy:

dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong
Ife yin gbono.. dtobs i hope u dey hear wetin yungtemy dey yarn abi ... In other word, dtobs ur regime with yewandequeen will soon finish..
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:47am On Jan 20, 2017
Hadampson:
No i haven't.. ama march born o .. am doin gud. bro i hear say u don leave yewandequeen 4 dtobs.. iz diz aw una go end una relationship??


Yes oooo
Yungtemy aint loyal.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:48am On Jan 20, 2017
YungTemy:

dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong

grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:48am On Jan 20, 2017
Hadampson:
Ife yin gbono.. dtobs i hope u dey hear wetin yungtemy dey yarn abi ... In other word, dtobs ur regime with yewandequeen will soon finish..

Bad belle
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by WatchinginHD(m): 1:05pm On Jan 20, 2017
This is not a Whatsapp group chat na...... The messages here is more than the story, its frustrating to open a new page only to see quotes everwhere, oga yungtemy, I'm losing interest o
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:06pm On Jan 20, 2017
Yewandequeen:





My sweet love, choi words can't explain the joy i feel.

Joy unspeakable it is...

Hadampson:
Ife yin gbono.. dtobs i hope u dey hear wetin yungtemy dey yarn abi ... In other word, dtobs ur regime with yewandequeen will soon finish..
Bros, why you dey worry? Lol

YungTemy:

dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong
Dreamer dreamer...

Yewandequeen:


Dont let me be mad at you, which yungtemy? I dont ever wanna hear the name of that heart breaker again.

Dtobs all the way wink
That's my gal... Yewandequeen all the way...

Bad belle should please leave us alone!!!
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Yungtemmy iyaf enter one chance oooooo..


Don't even think I will pity you, when your third leg no dey get break!! !


#OperationJoanRunTemmyDown
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 1:38pm On Jan 20, 2017
YungTemy:

dtobs just dey occupy till I return o... My love for yewandequeen and angelinastto is strong
lol me ion share things o
dtobs you seeing yewandequeen now
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by DTOBS(m): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2017
Angelinastto:

lol me ion share things o
dtobs you seeing yewandequeen now
Lol me ion share things o
Angelinastto, you're seeing yungtemmy now wink
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by jericco1(m): 5:25pm On Jan 20, 2017
YungTemy:
lolz... shocked
close ur mouth

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 5:49pm On Jan 20, 2017
Continuation
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I took an excuse, standing up from where I was sitting down. I was so not comfortable, I therefore hurriedly went into the toilet to ease myself. While I was urinating, I was thinking of the way forward, what was going to be my next plan of action?, I switched on the tap water and washed my hands while I began to think aloud.
''wetin I go con do now, see me see gobe which kind wahala be this, na me use my own hands take carry trouble o''. I stayed in the toilet after washing my hands, walking to and fro deeply thinking of what to do next.
''I no fit call my brother, he fit no get cash..... Or should I call Thompson?.. Noo, Thompson still dey owe me, that guy is broke... Chai! Na so I go take wash plate like this, na so police go take beat me anyhow?'' I pondered, arms akimbo.
All of a sudden, a thought stroked me. ''Temy you should jump through the toilet window and escape, no one will catch you''. I looked towards the toilet window, I could see how exposed it was. This was certainly the right spot to run. I was about to jump the window when another thought stroked me. ''Temy, why you wan leave the babe wey una two come together enter this restaurant, it's not fair o. Whatever situation you found yourself right now, you caused it''. I stood still like the statue of Liberty contemplating on which to follow.
I slowly went out of the toilet and peeped, looking towards the direction of Joan, who was already demolishing the plate of rice and turkey lap. I could see her flushing the food down her throat with the cold bottle of fanta. I slowly dipped my hands into my pocket and brought out the 1500 naira, looking at the little effect it could produce. I pitied myself.
I went straight back into the toilet yet again, and this time, I began to think deeply, I racked my brain completely and this time around another idea stroked me. ''Temy why don't you call Mayson?''.
I practically listened to my instinct. I called maysons line but he didnt pick up his phone. I repeated dialed his phone number but still yet, there was no response. I was at the point of giving up hope when one of my course mate walked into the toilet to ease himself.
Chucks: Temy wetin you dey do for toilet na... Abi no be Temy I dey see.
Me: bros, chucks, Kasala don burst o.
Chucks: wetin happen na?... Wait abeg make I piss first.

Chuck entered into the toilet, locked the door behind him and began to urinate. In no time, He came out the toilet, washed his hands and approached me.

Chucks: Temy abeg no vex o wetin happen?
Me: Chucks, the money wey I carry come for myself and my babe, no reach. Abeg you fit assist me, I go pay you back?
Chucks: and money no con dey like this o.
Me: ooboy! ( i tried to say something but nothing came out of my mouth)
Chucks: Temy sorry o.
Me: No wahala. I will try to sort it out.
Chucks: but Temy how much be the money sef?
Me: I just need a thousand five (1500).
Chucks: na small money na... I be think say na like 5k or more.
Me: thank you so much.

Chucks counted the 1500 naira, he gave it to me and I was indeed very grateful, I thanked him. Chucks had just saved a life, from public humiliation, police assault, public beating or maybe jungle justice.
I paid for the food she ate while She inserted the remaining bowl of salad into her bag. After I had paid for the food, Joan hugged me, Boarded a bike and zoomed off. I stood there looking at her bike disappear, ''she didn't even kiss me... only hug. nawa o'' i tot.
I sadly went home, looking defeated. I completely disliked Joan at that very instant. Our relationship ended at that very spot, no hope of revival even heaven can atest to it. While I was strolling down my street, I saw a lady waving towards my direction. ''na me she dey call?'' I wondered. As I approached her, I could notice how radiant she was looking. She was without no blemish. I didn't know her, she was the definition of beauty. She had a chocolate skin, nice boobs and a round ukwu. at that very moment I wanted to know her. I was so interested.
''ooh! Sorry. I thought you were my brother'' she said
''aww, sorry babe, I'm not your brother. I'm your soon to be husband'' I replied her smiling.

She smiled opening her set of white teeth. Her dimples was just perfect.
''fine girl, may I know your name?''
''I'm juliet''
''wao juliet??.. I guess, I should be your Romeo''.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2017
WatchinginHD:
This is not a Whatsapp group chat na...... The messages here is more than the story, its frustrating to open a new page only to see quotes everwhere, oga yungtemy, I'm losing interest o

I concur with my brother over here. Lets try to limit this e-love matter or... quarrel over who is in love or not in love with the other person . It's derailing this thread.

Una fit run una tinz on code.. cheesy simply email your crush, and tell him or her how you feel. It's that simple

Pls abeg, no let WatchinginHD and others stop reading these updates. His comments and everyother persons comments actually motivates me.

Thanks for understanding.

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