1. My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other peoples jokes even via social media... She has to send me the joke first and then we decide if it's funny or not so we can laugh together.


2. My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public... NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me.


3. My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake... Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.


4. My Woman isn't allowed to defend another man when I'm talking about him. If I say he's an as*hole, he's an a*s...hole!. She should say it with me,"HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!"


5. My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3men in her life. Me, ur father & ur brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favourite one


6. My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 911, 111, 112 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hangs up & try again.


7. My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I've seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where.


8. My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men
while I'm asleep. You're not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more about God.


9. My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man.


10. My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around the house; What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.


11. My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick!


12. My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her girls, she might turn lesbian and leave me .. I DO this to protect my woman because I love Her!!!

How Is That?

You're gonna be a very lonely man in life.

Lols funny dude.

Get yourself a TeddyBear or doll barbie. I'd have suggested a robot but I'm sure you can't afford one

JoaquinElChapo:
Get yourself a TeddyBear or doll barbie. I'd have suggested a robot but I'm sure you can't afford one

Alright but everyone is entitled to his opinion

Wonder what ur future wife rules will be like if yours is like this. Amend your constitution bro

@SirMichael1
When any lady close to you hears your intention of her being your girlfriend....or worse; a proposal

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sirusX:
@SirMichael1
When any lady close to you hears your intention of her being your girlfriend....or worse; a proposal

Kikiki... Usain Bolt sef na learner.