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Discover How To Get Laid !!! : The Only Guide You Will Ever Need!! by Nemex365(m): 8:01pm On Dec 25, 2016
How do I get laid?



This is the question that most guys spend their



lifetimes always trying to figure out
.

How can I have sex with hot


beautiful sexy women consistently?



I get asked this question a LOT by various different



men. Every guy wants to learn the SECRET to getting



laid and handling this part of their life.



Today, I am going to show you how to get laid and


have sex with beautiful women.



WITHOUT having to memorize or recite lame pick up
lines.



WITHOUT being forced to spend all of your hard earned
money on women




WITHOUT having to stay up late every night and deal

with last minute resistance




Simply put, if your goal is to learn

how to get laid

quickly , then consider this article the only guide that


you will ever need.

How to Get Laid:The 3 Step Process




Here is the simple 3 step process to help you get laid

with ridiculous consistency.



M Look Good






M Talk to Women




M Get Laid





That is all that you must do in order to get laid with


attractive beautiful women. If you can manage to do


those 3 things regularly then it will become impossible


for you NOT to get laid.





How to Get Laid: Focus On Looking GOOD




This is the section where most men screw up.


They never get past phase one because they are either


too lazy to put in the work to improve their looks OR…


they simply do not realize or know how important that



looks matter to your success with women.



Either way, looking good will instantly, immediately, and



drastically increase the amount of women who are



attracted to you right off the bat.



Listen, here is the simple truth: Women DO pay



attention to looks. Yes, contrary to popular opinion,



women do care about looks.



Girls want to date and sleep with attractive, handsome



men. Girls want to date and have sex with men who



care about their image, dress nice, and understand
fashion.



Sure I could lie to you and tell you that girls only care



about your personality or how funny of a guy that you



are but that would only be me lying to you.



Whenever you approach a woman , the first thing that



she notices about you is how you look.



How you are dressed, how you walk , your body



language , your facial expression, your voice tone, etc.



These are all the things that girls are paying very close



attention to when you first meet them.



And if you have successfully mastered each of these
things:



You walk confidently almost like a male model with



your back held straight…



Your clothes fit you well and match…



You move slowly, methodically, and confidently…



Then girls will instantly become curious, intrigued , and




ATTRACTED to you.

Here is a simple way to make sure that you look good



every time that you leave the house.



Pretend that you are going to a very important business



meeting with a lot of stakes at risk, how would you



dress?



Then use that framework to dress yourself up in the


morning. Because really, if you are a powerful, high


value man, then every day IS important and you should



never want to leave your house NOT looking your very
best.
Always look your best. ALWAYS. I do not care if you



are going to a new job interview or if you are ONLY



going to the supermarket to purchase a gallon of milk,



ALWAYS look your best and dress to impress

.

Pay attention to other guys who dress well and look



nice (for educational purposes obviously) and figure out



what they do that makes them stand out in public and

causes girls to notice them.



Look Good. If you get nothing else out of this article,

just remember that.



A guy who looks good will always receive more



attraction signals than the “average” guy.



A guy who looks good will receive more indicator of

interests.

A guy who looks good will always receive much better

job offers.



A guy who looks good can even
AFFORD to make much



more mistakes along the way.



Focus on looking good and getting laid will become that

much more easier.




How to Get Laid: Talk to Women… Lot’s and Lot’s of
Women




Obviously you will find it impossible to get laid if you



are not talking to women regularly.



The simple fact is this: The guys who have the balls,



courage, and the confidence to approach a woman and



begin talking to her, will be the men whom a girl will



choose to sleep with.


It IS the man’s job to make the first move and you

cannot afford to play the passive role when it comes to

your dating and sex life.

You have to go after what you want.

Most men are too scared to talk to women. Most men


are straight up chickens and cowards. Most men

dreadfully FEAR women.


But not YOU?


You realize that any girl would be LUCKY to have a man

like yourself approach and talk to her.

You realize that if a girl decides to act rude or aloof,
then it is HER loss and not yours.


You abide by the rule that whenever a girl chooses to

exit or leave your life, you do not chase her , you replace
her.

You want to know how I became incredibly good with
women?


I spent HOURS and HOURS every single day talking to

women. And sometimes, I would talk to women without


even having a clear goal or objective in mind. I just

made it my hobby and job to get comfortable and good
talking to women.


And after you have spent a good amount of time talking

to and interacting with lots of different women, you

come to realize something: Most women by and large,
are the exact SAME.

Most girls do not enjoy talking about logical stuff like


sports or politics. Most girls do not enjoy talking about
video games or the weather.


What do most girls like and enjoy talking about?


THEMSELVES. Their feelings. Their hobbies. Things


that they are extremely passionate about. Traveling.


Their goals and personal plans for the future.


Stuff that gets them excited and looking forward


towards the future. Anything that affects them or you
personally.


When you learn how to interact with a woman, and you


focus on ONLY talking about stuff that women actually


ENJOY, you come to realize that talking to women is
actually downright EASY.


But not only that, it ends up becoming incredibly FUN.

It becomes a very enjoyable experience.

What could be more fun or exciting than finding out
new and interesting things about a girl.

Learning about
her dreams, her plans for the future, even her fears.


This is what makes the entire pick up and seduction


process FUN.

And really, it SHOULD be fun. If talking to

women isn’t fun for you, then why the hell would you

force yourself to do it?

So knowing how to talk to women is step #2 in your
journey and discovery of learning how to get laid.




How to Get Laid: The Yes’es, The No’s, And The
Maybe’s




So you have mastered the first 2 steps for your goal of
getting laid.


You now look GOOD. You now pay attention to your


appearance and how you dress. Girls are now


beginning to pay much more attention to you than they
used to in the past.


Everywhere you go, women now try to make eye


contact with you and show you their interest. Girls now


try to flirt with you much more than they have ever in


the past.


And throughout all of this, your confidence is soaring
and it only continues to grow.


On top of making sure that you look good, you now talk


to women wherever you go. Talking to women has now


become a personal habit of yours.


You talk to women at the gym, You talk to women at


the supermarket, you even talk to women in the


daytime out on the street as you are walking home.


You now simply ENJOY talking to women, and you also


to come to realize that it IS incredibly fun. Women


actually LOVE IT when men approach them you soon


come to realize. Even if a girl does not actually like a


guy, it STILL makes her feel special.


By you improving on the first 2 steps in your goal to get


laid, you will drastically increase your chances of

getting laid by about 5,000% (yes, I actually did the
math).

But there is ONE more thing that you must look out for,
be very weary of, and pay attention to.

The Yes’es, The No’s, and The Maybe’s


Some women whom you approach and talk to will
WANT to sleep with you.


These women are called the Yes’es. As long as you do


not screw up or do anything too stupid, then you will

95% of the time be able to sleep with this girl without
too much trouble or hassle.


She will say “Yes” to almost ALL of your requests.

She will help you out during the entire seduction

process and find a place for you 2 to be alone. You

simply ARE her “type” for whatever reason and she has

an immense amount of ATTRACTION for you.


On the other hand, some women whom you approach
will NOT want sleep with you no matter what.


These women are called the No’s. When it comes to

you trying to get laid with these types of women,

NOTHING that you do will matter or make a difference.

She will NOT sleep with you because she is NOT
attracted to you.


In this case, you are definitely NOT her type and NO

amount of routine stacking, DHVing, or even magic

tricks is going to get her to change her mind. This girl
has ZERO attraction for you, end of story.

How you want to deal with these types of women is

you want to FORCE them to say “No” to you right away

so that you can immediately move on and talk to

OTHER women.

Contrary to popular opinion, women who reject you or


tell you “No” immediately right off the bat are GOOD.


If a girl is sincerely NOT attracted to you, then you


WANT her to reject you or tell you “No” right away so


that you can avoid wasting any time with her because


doing so would simply lead to bad ROI (Return On
Investment) and lead to you having blue balls.


So if you approach a girl and she immediately tells you

“No”, respond back by telling her “Thank You” and then

leave and go approach and talk to other attractive,
more beautiful women.

The Maybe’s are the women whom you definitely want
to avoid.


These are the girls who appear to be interested in you at
the very beginning of an interaction.

They laugh at all of the jokes that you say. They smile
and twirl their hair while you are speaking to them.
And
they do hold strong eye contact with you.


And… some of these girls actually ARE attracted to you
and actually WILL sleep with you.


However… Most of these girls are simply flirts.


They like you but they are not that serious about
actually hooking up with you.


They like you but they are not actually that serious
about going out on a date with you.


They like you… but just not that much. They only sort of

like you. They kind of like you. They like you… but just

not that much.


These are the type of girls that most men spend their
lives chasing

. These are the type of girls that most men

get obsessed about. This is the kind of girl that FLAKES
on men the most.

And this kind of thing really frustrates men.


She laughs at his jokes… but refuses to give him her
phone number.


She stands there talking to him for long lengths at a
time… but never responds back to his text messages or
phone calls.


She flirts and flirts with him… but always declines his
requests to visit his home.


Here is the solution to dealing with the kind of girls who

are Maybe’s. Treat them as if they are the No’s.

If you approach a girl, talk to her for a little while, invite

her out to a date and she declines… Simply move on

and do not continue to waste any more time on her.

If you talk to a girl, and you and her exchange phone

numbers, and if every time that you send her a text

message to meet up she NEVER responds… simply


move on and do not continue to waste any more time
on her.


Move fast with women.

Be direct with women.

And NEVER ever allow a girl to waste your valuable

precious time (the only thing that you truly can never
get back).


Once you understand the concept of the women who

are Yes’es, No’s, and Maybe’s, and how it relates to


you getting laid, you give yourself the ULTIMATE
advantage.


The ability to walk away from an interaction with a


woman and feel good about it knowing that in the end


you have made the right decision and saved yourself

valuable precious time.


How to Get Laid


This has probably been the longest post that I have ever


writte.But I wanted this article to be the


most complete guide ever written on how to get laid. I


wanted this article to be the only guide you would ever
have to read in order to get laid.


As you can see, getting laid has NOTHING to do with


trying to be someone that you are not.


You do not have to spend any money on girls in order
to get laid.


You do not need to chase girls, pay for dates , or do any


of that other beta bullshit just to try to sneak your way
into a girls pants.

The steps on how to get laid simply (and will always)
boil down to this:


M Look Good


M Talk to Women


M Understand the concept of the women who

are Yes’es, No’s, and Maybe


M Get Laid


You follow these 4 steps and struggling to get laid will


NEVER again be a problem that you will ever have to


deal with.


You will just naturally attract beautiful women and have
sex with them quickly.


And… you will also have a lot of FUN doing it.

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Re: Discover How To Get Laid !!! : The Only Guide You Will Ever Need!! by Nobody: 8:11pm On Dec 25, 2016
SEE TUTORIAL shocked

GUYS HELP YOURSELF

AS FOR ME THE ONLY THING I BOTHER ABOUT GETTING LAID WITH IS MONEY

OP THANKS wink cool

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Re: Discover How To Get Laid !!! : The Only Guide You Will Ever Need!! by firstking01(m): 9:54pm On Dec 25, 2016
Bullshit.

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Re: Discover How To Get Laid !!! : The Only Guide You Will Ever Need!! by butterfly777(m): 6:34am On Dec 26, 2016
Op i gbadun you jo. Where is d special report ure talking about? Can you send it to my mail box?
Re: Discover How To Get Laid !!! : The Only Guide You Will Ever Need!! by Nemex365(m): 4:18pm On Dec 29, 2016
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