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| If Na U Nko by tayoTFC(m): 9:02am On Nov 19, 2009 |
THIS IS JUST TO KEEP UR JOB HOPE ALIVE, Have a wonderfu Job searching, Two young boys stole a bag of oranges from the village market. They decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot, But they had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery. As they were scaling the gate two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind by the fence. A farmer who was coming from his farm near the cemetery fence, heard the following conversation going on in the cemetery: One for me - One for you (Distribution of the loot), One for me - One for you, On and on He began to wonder what was going on in the cemetery at that late evening, he immediately ran as fast as he can to the local Pastor. He said "Pastor James come with me and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the Cemetery"- They both ran back to the cemetery and stood by the fence and the voices continued: "One for me - One for you" Suddenly one of the voice said "Let's get the two at the fence " (meaning the Oranges that fell) One of Pastor James shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending you this mail. Who wan die? Pastor was the first to take off. If na you nko? Who wan die? Have a wonderfu Job searching, Cheers. |
| Re: If Na U Nko by dbells: 10:46am On Nov 19, 2009 |
tayo!!! this joke is as fine as you.cheers. dayo |
| Re: If Na U Nko by jenny01(f): 9:15pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
nice one |
| Re: If Na U Nko by Hypraise(f): 1:24am On Nov 20, 2009 |
Really funny.A gud one 2 help cool off job search heat. I have d feelin dat sm pple may not b in d mood 4 fun cos they'r job search crazy,but i'd encourag u 2 jus laugh away ur fears n see joy follow u all d way.Thanks Tayo |
| Re: If Na U Nko by Blazing99: 10:59am On Nov 20, 2009 |
Ha ha, nice one. The superstitious farmer caused it alll. |
| Re: If Na U Nko by tayoTFC(m): 11:35am On Nov 20, 2009 |
thanks guys for the comments, lol |
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