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Dear Ruth: by bilms(m): 3:20pm On Nov 20, 2009
You can read this for keeps . . .

Ruth went to her mail box and there was only one letter.
She picked it up and looked at it before opening, but then she looked at the envelope again,
There was no stamp, no postmark, only her name and address.
She read the letter:

Dear Ruth:
I`m going to be in your neighborhood Saturday afternoon and I'd like to stop by for a visit.
Love Always,
Jesus

Her hands were shaking as she placed the letter on the table. 'Why would the Lord want to visit me?
I'm nobody special, I don't have anything to offer.'
With that thought, Ruth remembered her empty kitchen cabinets.
'Oh my goodness, I really don't have anything to offer. I'll have to run down to the store and buy something for dinner.'
She reached for her purse and counted out its contents. Five dollars and forty cents.
Well, I can get some bread and cold cuts, at least.'
She threw on her coat and hurried out the door.
A loaf of French bread, a half-pound of sliced turkey, and a carton of milk, leaving Ruth with grand total twelve cents to last her until Monday.
Nonetheless, she felt good as she headed home, her meager offerings tucked under her arm.

'Hey lady, can you help us,lady?'
Ruth had been so absorbed in her dinner plans, she hadn't even noticed two figures huddled in the alleyway.
A man and a woman, both of them dressed in little more than rags.
'Look lady, I ain't got a job, you know, and my wife and I have been living out here on the street, and, well, now it's getting cold and we're getting kinda
hungry and, well, if you could help us. Lady, we'd really appreciate it.'

Ruth looked at them both.
They were dirty, they smelled bad and frankly, she was certain that they could get some kind of work if they really wanted to.
'Sir, I'd like to help you, but I'm a poor woman myself. All I have is a few cold cuts and some bread, and I'm having an important guest for dinner tonight and I was planning on serving that to Him.'
'Yeah, well, okay lady, I understand. Thanks anyway.'
The man put his arm around the woman's
shoulders, turned and headed back into the alley.
As she watched them leave, Ruth felt a familiar twinge in her heart.
'Sir, wait!'
The couple stopped and turned as she ran down the alley after them.
'Look, why don't you take this food. I'll figure out something else to serve my guest.'
She handed the man her grocery bag.
'Thank you lady. Thank you very much!'
'Yes, thank you!' It was the man's wife, and Ruth could see now that she was shivering
'You know, I've got another coat at home.
Here, why don't you take this one.'

Ruth unbuttoned her jacket and slipped it over the woman's shoulders.
Then smiling, she turned and walked back to the street, without her coat and with nothing to serve her guest.
'Thank you lady!
Thank you very much!'
Ruth was chilled by the time she reached her front
door, and worried too.
The Lord was coming to visit and she didn't have anything to offer Him.
She fumbled through her purse for the door key. But as she did, she noticed another envelope in her mailbox.
'That's odd. The mailman doesn't usually come twice in one day.'


Dear Ruth:

It was so good to see you again.

Thank you for the lovely meal.

And thank you, too, for the beautiful coat.

Love Always,

Jesus


Jesus can appear to you in any form, any day, any time . . . He did appear to me too!
Re: Dear Ruth: by Jeovy(m): 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2009
inspiring
Re: Dear Ruth: by cheche2(m): 5:11pm On Nov 20, 2009
makes my day. thankx a lot kiss
Re: Dear Ruth: by Dunddy(m): 9:06pm On Nov 20, 2009
me too
Re: Dear Ruth: by odindhouse: 12:30am On Nov 21, 2009
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man your joke was quit inspiring and motivating as well
i don't know if your father is by chance a pastor
if i guessed right, then i think you'll make a good pastor like T.B Joshua,Pastor Chris and others.
keep it up
smiley
Re: Dear Ruth: by freecocoa(f): 1:33am On Nov 21, 2009
dat was rily inspirational and motivating,u've go me thinking.thanx
Re: Dear Ruth: by odindhouse: 1:58am On Nov 21, 2009
abeg i want know whether na only me dey for this Egoland(Nairaland) tonight.Make una no allow me ask like P-Square(WHO DEY HERE? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin)
Re: Dear Ruth: by bilms(m): 4:33pm On Nov 25, 2009
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Re: Dear Ruth: by dani1luv: 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2009
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