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Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 9:57am On Jan 04, 2017
for umpteen time, i remain single for the following reasons:

1. I'm broke. How do i dress decently and impress girls with gifts when the 'bar' is not close.

2. My face is horror film. Mouth like mattew, head like edward, nose like onos and ear like yemi.

3. My dickk nor strong. Dn't last (too much mental picture). Dn't plan doing anything about it. Igbo will turn me to chibuzor in 'the devil who loved me'. Tramadol will make hyperactive. Other enhancement drug will kill like the delta man that just died

4. Future on hold. I still belong to the class of people hopeful that virtual game and booking games will pay so.

5. Girlophobia. There is that fear that the girl might be on her period, bad mood, saucy, not looking for a fair or dry chest guy, engaged etc

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 04, 2017
grin


PISHURE or IDONBELIVIT cool

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:06am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

PISHURE or IDONBELIVIT cool
pls what's plurimi?
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by dollyjoy(f): 10:08am On Jan 04, 2017
Your self esteem is terribly low.

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:12am On Jan 04, 2017
So people still dey toast girl for this recession...... Trapqueen77 , my whatsapp is olryy, I will mention you smwia with my cell no.
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:13am On Jan 04, 2017
dollyjoy:
Your self esteem is terribly low.
nice boobsi... :p
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:13am On Jan 04, 2017
how the camera wan capture the kind face i describe @ trapqueen.

I'm not a full liability though. I'm a 'mouth action' man; i'm jovial. I can even humble myself, run errands, wash plates and clothes if i see someone to love. but she will handle the expenses

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:


pls what's plurimi?
It's an online cult..
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:14am On Jan 04, 2017
dollyjoy:
Your self esteem is terribly low.

SHOULD HE COME TO YOU WITH THOSE ATTRIBUTES WILL YOU GIVE HIM EARS

DUDE IS BEING REALISTIC YOU TALKING SELF-ESTEEM

SELF-ESTEEM COMES WITH MONEY

LITTLE WONDER THE RICH ARE ALWAYS SO COCKY

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 04, 2017
Presh9OO:
It's an online cult..


cultshocked


which one u come dey?
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:22am On Jan 04, 2017
Presh9OO:
So people still dey toast girl for this recession...... Trapqueen77 , my whatsapp is olryy, I will mention you smwia with my cell no.



grin

Aaayyaaay! U made it to 2017 kiss kiss

That's amazing boo..
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:23am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



cultshocked


which one u come dey?

grin

Hahahhahha.. Don't believe him joor.. Do I look like a cultist? cheesy
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by yomi007k(m): 10:26am On Jan 04, 2017
Op no worry u be correct boy....



Dont give up, God go bless u wt a chik of ur kind.




Write today down....forget any nonsense wey all ds single ppl go tell u.


Dem no beyter pass u. Na only mouth dem get.

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:32am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



cultshocked


which one u come dey?
Elohim christian church of 21st century christians in Nigeria,West Africa and Africa Church.. Aka ECCO2CCINWAAAC
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:


grin

Hahahhahha.. Don't believe him joor.. Do I look like a cultist? cheesy
Stop decieving that guyy, You're a Cultist,Ma smiley
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:43am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:


grin

Hahahhahha.. Don't believe him joor.. Do I look like a cultist? cheesy


I believe him because have been asking this question for a long time and no one seem to give an answer, it's not that am curious to know but I wish to be part because the person I respected most in nairaland is also a member, he is my oga, chairman of chairmen, the amiable ever sagacious, the indefatigable oga jarizod

*idobale ni mo was sir *grin
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 04, 2017
hmm.. Mission derailed
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:17am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



I believe him because have been asking this question for a long time and no one seem to give an answer, it's not that am curious to know but I wish to be part because the person I respected most in nairaland is also a member, he is my oga, chairman of chairmen, the amiable ever sagacious, the indefatigable oga jariz.od

*idobale ni mo was sir *grin

See whining.. Na this sweet mouth u go dey use chop all the girls for ur area cheesy shocked shocked

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Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:19am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



I believe him because have been asking this question for a long time and no one seem to give an answer, it's not that am curious to know but I wish to be part because the person I respected most in nairaland is also a member, he is my oga, chairman of chairmen, the amiable ever sagacious, the indefatigable oga jarizod

*idobale ni mo was sir *grin

Yes... He is ONE OF US... grin
Were only few.. We select those who deserved to be part of us.. cheesy
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:30am On Jan 04, 2017
Presh9OO:
Stop decieving that guyy, You're a Cultist,Ma smiley


grin

Hahahhaha... In ur dreams oo tongue
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:38am On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:

Yes... He is ONE OF US... grin Were only few.. We select those who deserved to be part of us.. cheesy

so what's the criteria u use in selecting a memeber?
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:40am On Jan 04, 2017
Jarizod:


See whining.. Na this sweet mouth u go dey use chop all the girls for ur area cheesy shocked shocked



oga mi, na your hand I dey receive all this O.T na cheesy
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:48am On Jan 04, 2017
i want 2 see the face?
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 11:55am On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



so what's the criteria u use in selecting a memeber?


grin lemme send u pm than talking publicly wink
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:



oga mi, na your hand I dey receive all this O.T na cheesy
fahear grin
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by adajoe555: 12:01pm On Jan 04, 2017
laughing out loud....

lemme come and go
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:13pm On Jan 04, 2017
TrapQueen77:


grin lemme send u pm than talking publicly wink


please can u p.m me on this account, Brigadiermarshal15@gmail.com
pls p.m me asap
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
Jarizod:

fahear grin

na you ooo, after u na u
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jan 04, 2017
Omo kekere wey wan love,,, guy work on urself before life walks on u
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:


na comradespade ooo, after comradespade na comeradespade

modified cool
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jan 04, 2017
Jarizod:

modified cool
oga mi, how ur strike dey go?
Re: Why I Fear Toasting Girls? by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 04, 2017
comradespade:




please can u p.m me on this account, Brigadiermarshal15@gmail.com

pls p.m me asap



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