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•°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 11:33am On Jan 17, 2017 |
Joewendell vs KidPaku Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 8bars - Deadline is 10pm, Tuesday 17 January 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 12:18pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Sneeze! 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 12:22pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
heheheh Checks, with a sledge hammer |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 9:34pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
paku come let's post I see you viewing the thread, come let's post |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:42pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
am here bruv, post and I will follow |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 9:43pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Its not marriage, when am taking your sisters hands, am her evil assistant am simply giving her short sleeves, my sleekness is brutal you will receive free 100 shots, for showing weakness, you drunkard even DSTV knows this is a simple transaction, and its just business as usual this s•x starved doofus, doesn't know I've tammed his sis he's a v°rgin b:tch, its not his fault, cos I blame his pr:ck but the douche bag, continues to claim its thick the only time the doofus, went close to fork with that Lazy stick is when I spelled kid backwards and it became a dik!! if he thinks children loves him, then the doom-laden id:ot is lame he became a kid just to eat doughnuts and play with children again but they boo'd the long nose chimpanzee and called him Mr Pinocchio the ape whenever kids yell paku paku , they are just playing an old video game this bug will fail my knives will cut his tongue and tail I will slice his stomach with machetes, Excalibur's, swords and blades then proceed to brutally fork his mom and babe If you see me put an hammer on his head, its because paku is the maley word for Nail!! K is constituting nuisance I'll bully the nerd and have him leaking Nutrients I will capitalize on his weakness, make him thin like toothpicks when I seperate the less than sign from the initial of the good kid the doofus goes thinner than a broomskick (K - < = l) the lunch box helped me take a mill to school back then in party class I graduated, gained admission into college, am happy now but the doofus ain't educated, he the psychic pak if he claims a university boy, its another bragging scams cos we checked all colleges and didn't see you gee because, you was still writing JAMB! I will transform you to a Reverend and burn your mind section if you claim a man of God, I will shoot you with guns and light weapons you will be dead and gone like mike hector without marrying your forefather's you will soon join your ancestors its a recap on your jungle life, am putting your news on stage your a gorilla looking chimpanzee, no one really knew your name Since your all categories of primates ,I'll call you a monkey, I will still do it again because Tarzan made it clear that the KID grew up with apes!!! 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 9:44pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
done |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:44pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
have you ever heard of a talking axe? that's heavy and shave spots/ I'll bring that demonic iron to an airport/ its gonna speak to me, saying all sorts of devilish, evil and cray words/ like your head is looking like 'flight 101' and that shitt is ready for 'take off'/ I will sink you in your armpits/ because your contaminated flesh, like a sinners meat/ if you claim your 'amputating legs' , it must be another joker schemes/ cos the only time you got close to having a 'knee pull' is when you sucked your sisters titts/. . .slow it down I said the only time you got close to having a nnipple, is when you sucked your sisters titts/ you came online running after guys? your the jobless looser on deck/ you saw poosies but chose to pursue Zach, fluxmind, Jigsawkillah and kang/ since you are a native Izon man who works quicker with nets/ you obeyed the instruction of Jesus to simon peter and became a fisher of men/ after ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shit on you now like baby diapers/ retardedd monkey, what are you talking about/ your stupidity has now intensified, its worsen now/ am a street thug, who spits real thuggish raps/ this guy is so stupid, he went lips to lips with a 'stallion' just to get words out the 'horses mouth'/ your very slow and cunning, we should rename you a tortoise/ you claimed you would kill 'flux', and that you owned him, I really thought you brought clips/ but when the battle started, Wack, weak, insane and impotent, you were all this/ and you were also out of your 'mind' like some bbitch who lost it/ but you really did loose it. . . . you are only good for throwing threats/ your loss against flux, was anticipated by all dopey vets/ you was foolishly blaming jigs for closing threads/ when that battle looked like a teams failed efforts in 'kho kho' , cause you couldn't touch your opponent!/ see am that fucking cray/ this nerdy fool runs his mouth without a fucking race/ he a stupid 'bird' and a monkey gay/ like that 'parrot' , you can tell from my 'opener' that I have been 'popping jay'/ 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 9:50pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
nice flows paku but Wack punches Your votes ninjas: Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlordjnr YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Whiz10 Kineticist Fluxmind Paayne Mrkang cc; Jigsawkillah, pls also tag judges and other credible voters. . . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
tag judges bruv |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 9:52pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
KidPaku: 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by GIYAZZ(m): 7:20am On Jan 18, 2017 |
Opener - 1 point (Joewendell) He gets this one. His opener had that sting KidPaku's opener lost in between the struggle to deliver his ideas tight.) Though, Joe didn't have the best opener in the world, but he edged Kid with a better structure and a clearer picture of what he intended to spill. Rhymes - 2 points (Nil) Both of y'all need to level up your game with respect to your rhymes. The nursery monosyllabic rhymes in your verses is an insult to battle rap. Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points (Joewendell) I see a few references in his verse. But his opponent came almost empty. Punchlines - 3 points (Joewendell) Though you both came with punches below par. I just had to give it to the man with the upper hand. But you both really need to do your homework and learn the ropes ASAP. Punchline is the basic criteria in a rap battle. If you can't do it properly, then your career as a battle rapper is yet to become. Flow - 1 point (Nil) Too much line stretching and a point, y'all made a bar look like 2 bars. Very wrong. Personals - 2 points (Kidpaku) After ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shìt on you now like baby diapers/ Only bar from Kidpaku that impressed me. If only it was delivered right. Could have been a fuckìng Don Demarco! Wordplays - 2 points (Nil) Corny plays from both sides. Closer - 1 point (Nil) The setups in your closers are nothing to write home about. MVGT: Joewendell 3 Likes |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 8:06am On Jan 18, 2017 |
Hehehe More votes pls |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 8:20am On Jan 18, 2017 |
GIYAZZ: Hencefort I'll focus on making multis |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by RedJohn2: 2:07pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Smh for that ban, Voting Criteria : Opener - kid Rhymes - joe Similes/ Metaphors - joe Punchlines - tie Flow - tie Personals - kid Wordplays - kid ( although they were forced, but he made efforts ) Closer - joe W - kid Used the tie breaker 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by RedJohn2: 2:08pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Smh for that ban, Voting Criteria : Opener - kid Rhymes - joe Similes/ Metaphors - joe Punchlines - tie Flow - tie Personals - kid Wordplays - kid ( although they were forced, but he made efforts ) Closer - joe W - kid 2 Likes |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 2:10pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
RedJohn2: Your are not a member in this section, Your vote is null and void |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by RedJohn2: 2:14pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Check my Signature. . .It says it All |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 2:21pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
RedJohn2: Pls don't derail, your vote is null and void Cc ; jigsawkillah |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Joe your not a mod, how can you call zachs vote null and void, was he banned from voting? Stop derailing the thread, only jigsaw and the mods have rights to what your doing, and first person to get 3votes wins, this section doesn't have enough active members to come and vote. |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 4:35pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
KidPaku: Rubish! Redjohn's vote is not accepted, If he wants to verd he should do it with his main account, Look the voters list, You see reddog there? Reply in chatroom, Don't derail if you don't want me to ban you 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by Paayne(m): 9:09pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Make i run save this chair for my verd. |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by whiz10(m): 9:37am On Jan 19, 2017 |
Mvgt - Joe 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 7:52pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Na wa oh, where them forked up niggas at. Ye all too big to come drop verd or what? |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by Paayne(m): 11:12pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Lol, smh tho.. Opener- 1pt - tie (both openers were incomplete, so both of you will have to share d spoils equally... Joe had a nice set up buh lacked d punch..kidpaku had a good punch buh d set up wasn't good enough) Rhymes - 2pts - Kidpaku. (At least his mono rhymes were better, even though he fell off at some points) Similies/Metaphors - 2pts - Tie (Nothing to really seperate what you guys tendered..) Punchlines - 3pts - Joewendell. Flow - 1pt - Tie Personals - 2pts - kidpaku Wordplays - 2pts - Nil. I didn't see any played words apart from kidpaku's ''knee pull". Closer - 1pt - tie Joewendell 3pts. Vs. Kidpaku. 4pts So judging by Criteria, Mvgt ------- kidpaku. 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 12:25am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Paayne: I played poppinjay and popping j bruv. Closer 1 Like |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by Nobody: 12:47am On Jan 20, 2017 |
My verdict upon thorough review JoeWendell VS KidPaku * Opener - 1 point > KP [That Axe to an Airport & Head TakeOff, Killer ] * Rhymes - 2 points > KP [Kid had better cleaned out rhyme syllables] * Similes/Metaphors - 2 points > JW * Punchlines - 3 points > KP [Bar 4 this kid will poo on you now like baby diapers/ ] * Flow - 1 point > KP [Bar 4 to end] * Personals - 2 points > Tie * Wordplays - 2 points > Tie [KP, nipple & knee pull don't sound alike bruh. The "Ni" in nipple is like nihpl/nehpl, quicker. Knee is stressed ] * Closer - 1 point > KP [The fact that he got the opener & had to reiterate using popping Jay > Brutality] ***** MVGT >>>>> KidPaku 3 Likes |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 7:02am On Jan 20, 2017 |
I think I got 3 votes already. . |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 10:48am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 10:50am On Jan 20, 2017 |
KidPaku: Its tie ( 2 - 2 ) Whoever gets the next vote wins! Pls votes are needed here Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlordjnr YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Kineticist Mrkang |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JoeWendell: 8:44am On Jan 22, 2017 |
smh votes closed Kidpaku -2 vs Joewendell -2 battle is tie paku lets have a rematch |
Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by JigsawKillah(m): 1:19pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
Woah! nice battle! 1 Like |
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