JoeWendell:
Checks. .
Nic wanna post tonight?

nastynic:
joewendell


am still waiting

nastynic:
JOE'S ANNIHILATION
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first thought Joe was unbeaten/ till flux gave him a serious beating/ but he keeps talkin carelessly/ don't blame me if he get whooped recklessly/ cause I've got a good heart so i beat mercilessly...
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i know he is praying for a duck/ another unanswered prayer to God/ I'll decapitate his guts/ nd spill his vocal cords/ now thank me for saving NL from trash talks....cause Joe just lost his voice!
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I'll have this punch make love to him/ cause when they French kiss his chin/ he will have lip cuts... Cause he decided to f*ck with a dominatrix!
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i shine brighter than Joe, even if i was the darkest night(knight)/i ain't Michael but i will jack son.. crack his spinal cord.. Then let ma goons beat him black n white
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his siblings i won't spare either/ kidnap his sister/ have her eyes smeared with ether/ cause like Taylor swift... i now have a bitch... To cry me a river
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u bars are so boring, only read as a good distraction/ even if u have magnet in them..they won't get an attraction
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u claimed u from Detroit, Gee/ u've never been overseas/ (thinks aloud) "maybe he crosses a stream before he reaches his crib"/ even if ye is trulya decendant of Kim/ should be because of the bad habit... of royce, stretching condoms past their elastic limit!...
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now we have him in a wood coffin/
after nasty did the finishing touches/
now i bow ma head to him.. Don't think i've acknowledged him as a rapking..am just trynna be a gentleman,paying last respect to a dead body....

*Black out*

JoeWendell:
Hahahah,

More votes n:ggas

fluxmind:


See greedy fella, you've won haba

JoeWendell:
Well! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you've all been waiting for,

A showdown between two punchline hero's on the first ever Episode of the Blackout series live here in Nairaland.

Featuring a rookie textbattler, who has a way of making nothing look like everything, and a vet eating Tyrannosaurus who has dominated the likes of Fluxmind and Kidpaku with crazy metaphors and out of this world punchlines
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you!!

The first Ever BLACKOUT series!


Nastynic : he is yet to record a battle here in this platform, this should be his first, nevertheless that hasn't stoped him from killing glads, we have seen him do it over and over again in the two lines to diss thread,
Here is a flashback of what Nasty can do :

When nic rides,just know guns clap quick/ just a red alert! Niggas should better learn escape tactics/

Joewendell : He is also a newbie is this section, that has acquired the mixed skills of Ibime and streetwise, a vet eating Tyrannosaurus, with crazy punching skills,
He is a product of detriot, a result of 24 hours banging between lil kim and royce d 5'9, joe has recorded two battles in this section, and he completely destroyed his opponents, he has showed his lyrical prowess in more than one occasion, well with all said and done,
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what joe can do:

this s•x starved doofus, doesn't know I've tammed his sis
he's a v°rgin b:tch, its not his fault, cos I blame his pr:ck
but the douche bag, continues to claim its thick
the only time the doofus, went close to fork with that Lazy stick
is when I spelled kid backwards and it became a dik!!

if he claims heavyweight, I will knock the clone
even his fans knows he is weak and blunt like smoke
he drop s creative and heavy punches? . .this wacko is not that dope
cos all his touch light , like that old Nokia phone

All said and done folks,
Grab your popcorns and come occupy the frontseats, trust me folks this aint the type of battle, you wanna hear from gossips.

BLACKOUT presents to you -

Nastynic Vs Joewendell

Where my keys at?

KidPaku:
My verd -

Opener - hoe.
Rhymes - hoe.
Similes/metaphors - hoe.
Punchlines - hoe.

I'll cut off your reproductive organ, and men will laugh you scatter
you'll become a haemaphrodite, my pens will crash tha Maga
I'll replace your d:ck with a bird, when joe talks. women will start ta jagga
You'll have a talking bird as your Private . . . . penguins of Madagascar

Its all lies from this sham
rubbish raps, outdated crap, even when he spits afar, no new lines from this stans
I'll barbecue his neocortex , have a giant take his sight with his plans
Seeing is believing right? This fool will remain a doubting thomas since cyclops already took the only eye of this Man!


Nasty had one that banged also

i shine brighter than Joe, even if i was the darkest night(knight)/i ain't Michael but i will jack son.. crack his spinal cord.. Then let ma goons beat him black n white

Flow - ( hoe ) felt hoe more
Personals - nasty, hoe had none
Wordplays - ( hoe ) win nas/ winners and die nasty/ dynasty, earned him these points.
Closer - ( hoe ) . Bang!

Igmvt - hoe

Nasty you did well bruv they say practise makes perfect, more battles like this and you will killing the likes of jigsawkillah very soon,

Mrkang callout. Paayne callout. Zachhugo callout. Hydrog3n callout.
Fluxmind callout. Whoever accepts first. I battle em.