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Fact Of Life by Antoeni(m): 3:00pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend? Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! ⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! ⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped. ⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it. ⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! O7-When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. |
Re: Fact Of Life by makydee(f): 3:02pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Nice one |
Re: Fact Of Life by Jayyoh(m): 3:15pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Thumbs up |
Re: Fact Of Life by Nobody: 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Re: Fact Of Life by kevwe10(f): 3:32pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
true talk |
Re: Fact Of Life by Filashade(f): 3:50pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
Re: Fact Of Life by DonGalilo(m): 6:32pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
what a great write up. A combination of realism and idealism 1 Like |
Re: Fact Of Life by joliyp(f): 6:42pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
i like this 1 Like |
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