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10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by autojosh: 7:18am On Jan 21, 2017
So you are a Naija person and you think you have seen it all.With the way the Men In Black here terrorize us and LASTMA gives some weird laws and requests,you might be quick to conclude that it can not get any worse, here are some weird traffic laws from around the world.

1.China
Its illegal for you to stop for pedestrians in Beijing China,so if they are crossing the road and you stop for them you can be arrested,Akward !! .Drive on !!! .

2.Russia
In this region its completely illegal to have a dirty car,if you car is dirty you gonna be paying a fine or going to jail .If this is implemented in Naija, half of the cars on the road would be fined.

3.Germany
This one is funny , since your car is regarded as your private space,you are allowed to drive completely nude.Please who can borrow me ticket and visa to Germany I need some fresh air .

4.Italy
Well this one is not all that bad .If you have a dog in your car , you have to buckle it up.After all its a living thing ,it needs to be protected.

5.Cyprus
This guys took the “Don’t drink and drive ” mantra one step further.You can’t even drink water while driving , wetin happen !!! .

6.Costa Rica
Well here you can drink and drive as long as your blood alcohol does not exceed the specified limit.

7.Sweden
You have to keep your lights on here at all times.In the morning,afternoon,night,rain,sunshine all the time.

8 Saudi Arabia
Simple and short ,you cannot drive if you are a woman .

9.USA
In Kentucky , women are allowed to drive in bikini , on one condition ; carry a gun or have police escort

10.Thailand
You cannot drive without a shirt ,even if you are man,always wear a shirt !.

Meanwhile in Naija :

Me : Officer good evening

Officer:Yes good evening (peeps into car ),where your papers

Me:Take sir, everything complete

Officer : (looks through,hands them back)(peeps into car again) why your motor dey smell like this ,you no even use AC sef , u no no sey heat dey ?,you wan kee yourself abi ?, oya come down or wait

“oga dis ur motor fine well well o, you just buy am? Oya use speed jam dat pole for there make we see whether ur Air Bag dey work! Oh, u no gree? Oya come down !!!”

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by INTROVERT(f): 7:23am On Jan 21, 2017
Imagine
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by alberto2k(m): 7:28am On Jan 21, 2017
In Naija, anything can get u arrested on the road. . . One of my Uncle was once pulled over cuz his belly was close to the steering angry

Police; Oga park, Park! I say paaark!

Uncle: Officers una good Afternoon o, How work?

Police: U dey ask us how work? Na your work?

2nd Policeman: come Oga why your belle dey near steering, na ur belle dey drive this motor? No abi? Oya Oga come down!! angry

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Mologi(m): 7:53am On Jan 21, 2017
naija.....
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by marvelife: 8:04am On Jan 21, 2017
I followed germany
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Bamz(m): 10:18am On Jan 21, 2017
I guess everyone in Cyprus takes life too seriously
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by momodub: 10:18am On Jan 21, 2017
Weird
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by ANIEXTY(m): 10:20am On Jan 21, 2017
11: Naija
It is illegal to pass a check point without dropping 'something for boys'.

12: It is illegal to raise your voic/chance a man in black, except you be superman, or you don wear bulletproof vest.

13: Since it is called a 'checkpoint', everything must be checked including you phone.

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by mccoy47(m): 10:20am On Jan 21, 2017
That Chinese law is just sick! angry

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by NNVanguard(m): 10:21am On Jan 21, 2017
Saudi Arabia is not fair o

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Nobody: 10:21am On Jan 21, 2017
germany here i come
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by vani86: 10:21am On Jan 21, 2017
It is not just in saudi that women cant drive Afghanistan as well

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Nobody: 10:21am On Jan 21, 2017
Crazy Germans.
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Crixina(f): 10:21am On Jan 21, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Michellla(f): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2017
Saudi arabia laws are pathetic

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Boscojugunu(m): 10:22am On Jan 21, 2017
Germany
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Nobody: 10:23am On Jan 21, 2017
Good one
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Xcelinteriors(f): 10:23am On Jan 21, 2017
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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by akinlaso(m): 10:23am On Jan 21, 2017
Hunger no good ooo embarassed
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:23am On Jan 21, 2017
grin grin
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by mosho2good: 10:23am On Jan 21, 2017
How does this affect buhari from going on a live to London

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by smartec: 10:24am On Jan 21, 2017
Germany here I come
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Nobody: 10:24am On Jan 21, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by lovat(m): 10:24am On Jan 21, 2017
Saudi Arabia

You cannot drive if you are a woman

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by fmlala: 10:24am On Jan 21, 2017
Driving on the road in Nigeria is a sin as far as police is concerned

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Babysho(m): 10:25am On Jan 21, 2017
Autojush topics just front-paging anyhow... cheesy
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by TANKDESTROYER(m): 10:25am On Jan 21, 2017
China... why na
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Yahzeelv(m): 10:26am On Jan 21, 2017
1.China
Its illegal for you to stop for pedestrians in Beijing China,so if they are crossing the road and you stop for them you can be arrested,Akward !! .Drive on !!! . If u try dis one in Nigeria, many people go die. Especially in Kano State.

Na WA oooo. Law sha

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Horlufemi(m): 10:27am On Jan 21, 2017
Oya come down
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by seacoast(m): 10:27am On Jan 21, 2017
Mtchwwww Jammeh disappointed me ooo, (off point)
Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by Nobody: 10:27am On Jan 21, 2017
grin grin

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Re: 10 Weird And Hilarious Traffic Laws Around The World by flyca: 10:27am On Jan 21, 2017
Stop misinforming the public sir.
In Beijing, the traffic lights determines which road user has the right of passage. However, if a pedestrain walks on green light and gets hit, the driver needs to drive on and no authority will query or penalize him.

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