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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by freshcvvs: 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2017
Rolly83:
Lol,happens alot in Portharcourt.Saw that first hand during Christmas at Portharcourt Mall undecided

Guys on this thread thinking the lady made it up should rethink again.Im a guy and I have seen lots of scenarios were some sex starved guys(sick) take advantage of women in in buses n crowded arena's.If you think I'm lieing come to Calabar carnival and see for yourself korokoro!!!

Educate me, how can a man sitting on a different chair in a bus be able to use his ddick to poke a woman sitting on another chair in a public bus with his ddick when the dicck didn't grow from the side of his leg?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jan 22, 2017
1bkaye:

Lol shut your bumbling ass up you primitive lout, a country where even toddlers aren't exempt truly shows the degree to which many Nigerian men lack civility and restraint and many will blame everyone but themselves, as if you're the first to be aroused. Idiot.


DAMN. . . cry so mean


#YOLO

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by excel101(m): 7:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
If joystick weak like dodo na problem and if its as had as wood na problem. Na wa oo, women wetin una want?
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by QuietHammer(m): 7:13pm On Jan 22, 2017
Jodha:
My dear, no matter what a lady does to you, you're not supposed to retaliate as a gentlemen



You should know this now
What a m.oron

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by unmask: 7:13pm On Jan 22, 2017
Kolababe:
Noni took to Twitter yesterday to narrate how a man seating beside her in a commercial bus was continuously touching her with what she initially thought was a bag. To her horror, she discovered he was actually poking her with his penis while watching porn on his phone. What a pervert! See the rest of her tweet below...


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/01/i-feel-so-defiled-and-dirty-nigerian.html
his joystick would have to be really long to be able to poke you that is sitting beside him
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by QuietHammer(m): 7:15pm On Jan 22, 2017
rebirthforgoody:







Babes and guys are not the same babes are special human beings that's why we complain about that.
By Jove! Where do these moro.ns keep springing from?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by iykekelvins(m): 7:16pm On Jan 22, 2017
Penis out in a public bus? No one else saw him?

And even if it was out, how would it touch u if u were sitting beside him? Is it that long?

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 7:28pm On Jan 22, 2017
iykekelvins:
Penis out in a public bus? No one else saw him?

And even if it was out, how would it touch u if u were sitting beside him? Is it that long?
Some lies can make Lie Muhammad a saint where lies are manufactured.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
CaroLyner:
His fellow Perverts would come here and side him

Hmmmmm..... so anyone who questions this superstory is a pervert. I think anyone who believes this story is dumb? Let's see
1. How long is the man's tool that it will stretch over his laps and touch the woman?
2. What part of her body was it touching? Let her not say legs o. Because that means the tool will bend and it's supposed to be turgid at this stage
3. Try seating beside your husband or boyfriend and you would see how stupid the story sounds.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by 1stdammy: 7:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
Kingsley1000:
a remember when i was travelling from owerri to enugu,one girl that was sitting beside me was feigning sleeping and was rubbing her udder on my shoulder as she leans on me....she was fortunate i was in a good mood,would have embarrassed her
See this one too, someone was rubbing ur shoulder with her udder and u said she was lucky u were in good mood, what mood wud u have been if she weren't lucky?? Wud U have been in bad mood?
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by tillaman(m): 7:36pm On Jan 22, 2017
Perv!! self-servicer
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Smartademu(m): 7:39pm On Jan 22, 2017
so the guy thing long so te e de touch person wey sit beside am? Super story.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by fembeloved: 7:41pm On Jan 22, 2017
Dear writer, a question pls, are u guys standing in the bus or what I can't just figure how the whole thing played out, wen you are sitting beside him or in front of him in the next row. can u pls explain

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by fembeloved: 7:42pm On Jan 22, 2017
Dear writer, a question pls, are u guys standing in the bus or what I can't just figure how the whole thing played out, wen you are sitting beside him or in front of him in the next row. can u pls explain coolDear writer, a question pls, are u guys standing in the bus or what I can't just figure how the whole thing played out, wen you are sitting beside him or in front of him in the next row. can u pls explain
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by obstead200(m): 7:46pm On Jan 22, 2017
dacovajnr:
But seriously how come anyone isn't seeing what am seeing..There's no way his Dicckk would've made any contact given that you were both seated on separate sit and not on His laps neither were you both standing with him standing behind you...#OmoAleOniro shocked
I would have smashed my phone if I went thru all the comments without seeing one person sharp enough to point out the obviously next to impossible feat of a joystick touching another person seated BESIDE and not in front of the transgressor

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Boyooosa(m): 7:51pm On Jan 22, 2017
'Thought it was his bag'
This part tho, got my nose bigger! Smelling lie everywhere.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Emanodimo(m): 7:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
When guys experience thesame harassment from ladies, they don't talk... For me, I took bike alone, try not to sit between when travelling to avoid such experience before u are been accused guilty...

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jan 22, 2017
Missmossy:
Ewww thats really bad. Ladies have suffered sha embarassed series of harassment every now and then. Some men are really shameless though, one old man wanted to try such with me had to warn him amidst insults from me and he bowed his head in shame very embarrassed. Thats why i hate commercial buses in Nigeria.
it works both ways. men have suffered too. On two different occasions, women have robbed their big boobs on my shoulder deliberately in a public transport.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by obstead200(m): 7:56pm On Jan 22, 2017
Estharfabian:


You're A guy, So, You really do not know the length some guys could go to get An Orgasm.



PS -You could've easily passed your point across like a sane human should without necessarily throwing shades at my ass. grin please, Atleast pretend to be civil next time, Kay?
He is right my dear. If u believed that story, then it is either that your logical thinking is seriously twisted or you are physically deformed (ur pus.s.y and ur arse is located by the side of ur thigh instead of between ur legs, and then also hanging about 10 inches from ur thigh, cos that is the only way a pe.nis can reach that far to rub on u, if u are seating BESIDE the man.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Kirinwa: 7:59pm On Jan 22, 2017
Jodha:
I'm not a feminist (I don't loathe men) my only bone of contention is that women should be treated with utmost care, If a lady feels insulted and slaps a guy.



Then the guy should man up and know he's wrong and then apologize



#shikena

So physical violence is okay if done by a woman? Just when I thought you were sensible

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by ONIMARINE(m): 8:00pm On Jan 22, 2017
Bluezy13:
So...
ok na






OP, what do you want us to do now??
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Odunharry(m): 8:00pm On Jan 22, 2017
1bkaye:

Lol shut your bumbling ass up you primitive lout, a country where even toddlers aren't exempt truly shows the degree to which many Nigerian men lack civility and restraint and many will blame everyone but themselves, as if you're the first to be aroused. Idiot.
Wetin 9ja guys do you.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by ceejay4real(m): 8:02pm On Jan 22, 2017
J3RK:
He was Poking you with his Joystick Were you guys the only occupants of the Bus?? How could he bring out his dicck in public?? Are you Mad?? Irresponsible Delusional Pathetic Failure of a Fiction Writer!!

Maybe she was in bangbus somewhere in the US! Lol. Liar Mohammed daughter!

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by princessbecky(f): 8:08pm On Jan 22, 2017
Infact,I am not understanding
dacovajnr:
But seriously how come anyone isn't seeing what am seeing..There's no way his Dicckk would've made any contact given that you were both seated on separate sit and not on His laps neither were you both standing with him standing behind you...#OmoAleOniro shocked

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Boydehot: 8:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
I don't and won't believe this story.

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by doggylyon1: 8:14pm On Jan 22, 2017
I for fear becuase Nairaland this days. ...
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Leoswaggs(m): 8:26pm On Jan 22, 2017
EstherAdaeze:
grin yes, most men are fund of that, Ave experienced that well. Just once, the day I was traveling back to school on a cheap bus, and the guy standing right behind me was busy and very serious rubbing me his penis at my back... Until I warned him seriously AnD loudly then stopped. This is common among guys that can't control their dick
wen una go dey carri big yansh come stand 4 person front..wat else do u want us to dod tin go must stand na

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 22, 2017
obstead200:

He is right my dear. If u believed that story, then it is either that your logical thinking is seriously twisted or you are physically deformed (ur pus.s.y and ur arse is located by the side of ur thigh instead of between ur legs, and then also hanging about 10 inches from ur thigh, cos that is the only way a pe.nis can reach that far to rub on u, if u are seating BESIDE the man.


You know nothing. smiley
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by slap1(m): 8:37pm On Jan 22, 2017
J3RK:
He was Poking you with his Joystick Were you guys the only occupants of the Bus?? How could he bring out his dicck in public?? Are you Mad?? Irresponsible Delusional Pathetic Failure of a Fiction Writer!!

Poking you with his preeq and you saw him watching porn. In what position were both of them sitting? What type of bus is that? undecided

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by louismariae(m): 8:43pm On Jan 22, 2017
Esther nah for which market this one wey you talk happen?

f
Estharfabian:


lol. grin


Well, Some men Are pretty dumb...and have no iota Of Self control. Their libido is always on Red Alert, So, they result to Cheap, weird, immoral libido Gratification.


I've Also experienced that though. grin Amen, no joysticks was Out, lol. he only dry humped my ass. embarassed And it was A public market, very crowded place. and I had no idea, Until I realised the 'Humping' wasn't Ordinary. like I had to turn back..and he backed off. angry
Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by Phelicx(m): 8:43pm On Jan 22, 2017
How could he sit beside you and then use his joystick to rub ur butt? Abi ur butt dey by de side, or na him joystick dey by him side?


Some ladies can lie ehhhh. Next time try and package de lie very well when you seek cheap attention. Mtcheeeeeeeew!

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Re: Lady Narrates How Man Was Using His Joystick To Rub Her In A Commercial Bus by tolajay: 8:50pm On Jan 22, 2017
Just trying to confirm the strategic position of the cock and it's alignment in their sitting position.

Abi the guy was lapping the babe? Cos the opening of the statement defies basic knowledge of the positioning of the male genital organ.


dacovajnr:
But seriously how come anyone isn't seeing what am seeing..There's no way his Dicckk would've made any contact given that you were both seated on separate sit and not on His laps neither were you both standing with him standing behind you...#OmoAleOniro shocked

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