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Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Funmibi01(f): 8:20pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
February 14 Is a val day and also, my birthday but it's also the day I lost my mum to breast cancer. Life is somehow unfair 9 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by labake1(f): 8:21pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
My guy broke up with me yesterday to avoid today's expenses and all my back up boyfriends were missing. So I slept off 4 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by CASTOSVILLA(m): 8:23pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
I was with my baby, having some beautiful time and the big brothers bursted into her room. Her spirit disappeared and my confusion was plastering the four walls of the room. When I realised the shit was when I took a close look at the eldest brother, he was a male version of my baby but taller and masculine. Thank God I was still wearing my attire. We called it an August visit and I left. 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by RealGucci: 8:24pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
tru out today no light car fuel guage on yellow..reserve tank gen died last nite by 11pm..reason ..fuel got exhausted laptop battery saved my phones from dying since 6am. now laptop battery..20..percent phone 6 percent. the devil hates me today. no light since yesterday 5pm Fuc val abeg im pissed off. to make it worse my tenant has been rumning her gen since 5pm. i must swallow my pride and go charge for dia 3 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by BUHARImyDOG: 8:27pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
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Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by ajealadick(m): 8:29pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
My girlfriend of 3 years serious relationship sneaked to Ghana to hustle after lying to me she is going to Lagos to supervise her brother's building project. I called severally and no connection and I had to trace her via an old Ghanaian friend and colleague before. He called and she picked and he also confirmed her location. Long story short after she knew her cover was blown she said I accused her earlier of unfaithfulness when she told me of a 2 weeks turned 3 months trip. So she said she went there now to prove me right. Now we've broken up this morning (1 am.) and its eating me up but I really want it to end. I only regret all the monies I had wasted on her. Gave her the best, just last month I even paid her rent. So painful cos it was my last card I used. [color=#000099][/color] 8 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by BruncleZuma: 8:31pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
For the past 5 years I've not celebrated Val with my Boo ... |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by LxgIncrediboy(m): 8:33pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
So I have been waiting and longing for this day since late last year. And, it was finally shocked,i slide into the bathroom feeling all funky. I let the the towel slip; standing unclad tongue as I looked down and my eyes lit up when I saw it, standing about 8.5 inches erect in its ebony glamour and curve. I grabbed it, gave it a lil squeeze and stroking it n shaking; of course I have done this before it wasn't my first rodeo wink but this time felt different. It was getting harder for it to cum out, i increased intensity & presure and pressed the tip a few times, i could feel the fluid slowing moving to the tip. Atlast, it poured out its cream. Voilà! All white n jelly, that feeling of pleasure and estacy eloped me smiley. OK, pause it! Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about my shower jel here angry So, back to my story, I was not just signing The Weekend –Earn it in the shower I was giving a 5star performance. kiss Got all dressed up in my over starched shirt and Chinos. I looked at my wallet and 3000 smiled back at me 600 for drop, 800 for pop corn, 800 for ticket, 300 for soft n the rest for miscellaneous It was the perfect date, What could possibly go wrong?! undecided So I hopped on a kekenepep... ShopRite! I said like I was charging the metal beast in a Gothic battlefield. The man zoomed off, and was swerving like it was Need for speed. While he was driving, a sound played in the background... of my mind,(it was just a beat from zayn Malik n Taylor Swift song —I don't wanna live forever. It's a One of the original soundtrack for the movie I was going to see) to give the scenario that Action movie feel. After about felt like 20mins or more, We arrived!!! How much? I asked as I got down and struck a Superman's pose. He replied "oga your money na #300 So, I smiled said with a smug on my face "A lanister always pays his debt" feeling like a badass cool paid and walked up to the gate... That's when I knew that I've got some nigga in me My left hand was jacking up my junk, my right freely swinging and I was slightly bent... n lean back when I walk I got to the entrance and was smiling sheepishly at the security at the checkpoint cheesy Lucky for me they didn't call DSS on me. I got to the ticketing stand, drumroll on the desk and a asked what time is Fifty Shades darker?!. The movie attendant told me its not yet out in Nigeria cinemas I spent over 1hour window shopping and roaming round the shopping mall complex like a lost chibok girl cry Went home later in the evening and cried myself to sleep... Oh! Lawd, I kan't take it grin 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by micoloP(m): 8:34pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
ajealadick:SORRY 3 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by id4sho(m): 8:37pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Funmibi01:mystery of life, shit happens.i know she's with the Lord. ☆Happy☆ ♡Valentine's♡ ☆Day☆ and a very big shout out birthday to you .Have a blast, it's your day. 5 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by sharpwriter(m): 8:38pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
nairavsdollars: Kai....that na fatal blow ...no vex, abi yu dey take us joke? |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by OgahBohz: 8:38pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
sandrahnaub:is that your follow come eyes or attached ? |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by OgahBohz: 8:42pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
sandrahnaub:is that your follow come eyes or attached ? |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Krafty006: 8:43pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
happy val.... |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by sandrahnaub(f): 8:44pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
OgahBohz:What do u think |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by originalKsp(m): 8:47pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Litblogger: I was single too 1 Like
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Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by OgahBohz: 8:51pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
sandrahnaub: my mind is telling me its follow come , my instincts is saying its attached my brain is calculating the possibility of one eye being a natural (the left),and the other an attached .. can you put me outa my mystery plz |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by joshrare(m): 8:55pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Funmibi01: I feel your pain dear.... my own mum was buried on Feb.14th.... Val doesn't freak me coz we were like twins... its not my fault though, I'm the the last child... 3 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Nobody: 8:59pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
nairavsdollars:hehehe. You took too much than he can afford. Smart guy 3 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by kullozone(m): 8:59pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
ajealadick: Ntoooor!!! Lmfao... Serves you right. Just go and beg her to forgive you oh, because you didn't spend enough on her. And no forget to sell all your property (that's if you never even sell them finish) take tidy her well ehn! Goodluck... Mumu 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Nobody: 9:00pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Funmibi01:sorry dear, stay strong. |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by chyckxx(m): 9:02pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Funmibi01:Happy birthday. And, sorry about your mom. Stay strong, my condolences. 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by vicben27(m): 9:07pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
donnaD:it is better to give than to recieve 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by juwonloo(m): 9:09pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
broke and single |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by kullozone(m): 9:10pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
LxgIncrediboy: Bros no vex, abeg wetin you dey talk about 5 Likes |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by fairheven: 9:11pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Funmibi01: if God allowed it ...he is able to redeem it. better days ahead! |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Nobody: 9:12pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
RealGucci:a day can't be worse than this |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by vicben27(m): 9:13pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
nairavsdollars:Lol girls will be girls! l guess you meet him not too long ago b4 the val. outing? , if he was ur real man he wont try that shiit on you. get a Real man and stop looking for fine guyz living a fake ass life. |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by zeezeegal(m): 9:19pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
Found Out He Has Been Cheating, Sent Him Out Of My House... And I'm Gonna Canceal Our Introduction Straight-away.. Men Are Like Local Rice, No Matter How U Select Them U Go Still Chop Stone.. White Val 1 Like |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Nobody: 9:22pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
ajealadick:sorry for your loss, when a lady wants to break up with you, they will find the smallest to use against you. |
Re: Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Story by Nobody: 9:29pm On Feb 14, 2018 |
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