Pedro and Maria got married.  Pedro was experienced, while Maria was naive.  On
their wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria asked, “Pedro!  What is that handle-like thing hanging between your legs?”

Pedro was a quick thinker. “Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these handles that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for.  Maria was more than pleased.

After the honeymoon was over, Pedro went back to work.  He returned home to
find an upset Maria waiting on their front porch.

“Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet
today, when I saw Steve changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!” 

Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, “Oh, Maria, Steve is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one.  So he is the only other man in the world with one.”

A sceptical Maria accepted this answer, but when Pedro returned home the next
day, an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.

“Maria?  Now  what's wrong?”

“Damn it, Pedro. You gave the better one to Steve!”

Steve must be a thief!

Lol