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|16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by Jose213(m): 3:10am On Feb 15, 2017|
I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it.
It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.
So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort?
Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.
That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box :
I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term.
2.Bedbugs on Mattress
SWEET JESUS NO!
Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop.
What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”
Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.
There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away.
There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.
Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s.
11.Goatse (Espcially not this one)
12.Two Girls,One cup
14.Skeleton in the closet
and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them.
Also Read on: 9 Google tricks You Need to try Out.
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by Nobody: 6:29am On Feb 15, 2017|
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by kuuljay(m): 7:31am On Feb 15, 2017|
Make i kack here dey observe!!! Work nor kuku dey
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by Nobody: 7:48am On Feb 15, 2017|
Your symptoms. They'll tell you you're already dead.
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by LordZero(m): 8:15am On Feb 15, 2017|
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by Nobody: 10:58am On Feb 15, 2017|
is that all.
|Re: 16 Things You Should Never Ever Google! by firstking01(m): 11:09am On Feb 15, 2017|
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