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What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by winta2007(m): 11:14am On Dec 10, 2009 |
What Does It Take To Be A Politician? |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by OvieE: 2:17pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
just assassinate ur opponent and u in. Good luck. |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by ojesymsym: 3:23pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
Be a thief, know how to tell lies, be able to say Black is White without giving any good reason why u think so. Promise to build a bridge where there is no river and have a god father to watch over u. |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by oderemo(m): 3:26pm On Dec 10, 2009 |
go to okija shrine. shed some blood, and wala you r in. |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by winta2007(m): 11:01am On Dec 12, 2009 |
not a good advice |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by coolier(f): 11:06am On Dec 12, 2009 |
Nothing. |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by Nobody: 11:24am On Dec 12, 2009 |
godfather loyalty grassroot support cash to spray around thugs media support |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by sholasys: 11:52am On Dec 12, 2009 |
Well every human being is a political animal and having said that, you need to have an Ideology Join a political party of likeminded Follow one leader you can look up to (a mentor) Have sagacity and defense mechanism Be an orator and ability to tell true lies Others will follow |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by donjon: 1:18am On Dec 13, 2009 |
You only need the ability to talk from both sides of the mouth! Then you can camp & decamp as you wish, till you win your election! |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by donjon: 1:22am On Dec 13, 2009 |
Also have a heavyweight or two behind you! You can visit ota farm during the day & kiss babangidas feet at night, or vice versa |
Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by OAM4J: 1:47am On Dec 13, 2009 |
These are hilarious. lol.
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Re: What Does It Take To Be A Politician? by Beaf: 2:07am On Dec 13, 2009 |
[size=14pt]Ok. This is real politics! Can you do this?[/size]
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