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. by Cutehector(m): 7:06pm On Mar 02, 2017
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Re: . by Nobody: 7:07pm On Mar 02, 2017
This is entertainingsmiley

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Re: . by Flatties: 7:12pm On Mar 02, 2017
Fork!
Re: . by McBrooklyn(m): 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector and blowjobs be like... cheesy

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Re: . by mazizitonene(m): 7:13pm On Mar 02, 2017
weyrey rey o grin

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:15pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
If u be guy and u don receive bj before, _swear say you no been think any of these. Leggo cheesy



So dear ladies, Truly, 90 percent of the time we’re just thinking, “Please do something with my balls,” and, “Awesome,” but let’s get weird with the other 10 percent. And as freaky as I am, I'll let you know wats on our minds any time you give us dat sensational bj kiss



1. Yeah, she’s about to put my penis in her mouth. OK, play it cool, don’t force it. Just let it happen. OK, YEAH, I AM GETTING A BL0W J0B THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE I’M GOING TO CALL MY FAMILY (I’M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL MY FAMILY)




2. Wait, can she see my butt’hole right now? What does it look like? I’m realizing I’ve never seen my own butthole and it’s kind of freaking me out. I’m going to get a mirror after this and check it out. No, I’m not. I’m going to leave this one a mystery.




3. What does my penis taste like?



4. This is great, but it would be better if I pulled at her hair really hard and started mouth-f*cking her brains out. Oh, it doesn’t look like she likes it. That’s weird. I don’t understand why.






5. Am I taking too long? No, probably not. I’m sure she doesn’t mind.



6. *High-fiving self in my own mind. Two of me are running toward each other in an open field, Sound of Music-style, high-fiving the Bleep out of each other.*




7. She’s really good at this. Wait, is she too good at this? No. No, she is just the right amount of good at this.



8. I sort of feel like I have to come, but I don’t want to tell her too early and have her stop. what if i cum in her mouth mistakenly, will she swallow it? No, I’m definitely going to come. Tell her! OK, wait, no — I don’t have to come yet. Alright, dude, you just yelled “I’mgonnac—” and stopped yourself by turning it into a weird grunt/m0an hybrid. I don’t think she noticed.




9. Ok, now I’m really going to come. I have to make sure I say it really sexy, though. I don’t want to ruin the mood. Ok, great. I said it and I think that sounded like a r0bot voice but at least she knows.



10. Oh, awesome. She swallowed it. NO, DON’T TRY AND KISS ME. angry



11. I’m going to sleep.
You enjoy sex more when you keep quiet while she is riding you.But when you are getting into cloud nine you moan and say f******k,baby,this shit gud.
Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 7:16pm On Mar 02, 2017
Seems I am the only one who doesn't trust women enough to allow any of them give me head.

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
Alesandese:
This is entertainingsmiley
you dey give bj abi grin
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
Love Machine:
You enjoy sex more when you keep quiet while she is riding you.But when you are getting into cloud nine you moan.
undecided lol moan is for d ladies

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Re: . by REIIGN(m): 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
"Lord strengthen her jaw, so she doesn't get tired" embarassed

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Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
wizflame:
you dey give bj abi grin
faints grin
Re: . by Nobody: 7:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
lol
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:18pm On Mar 02, 2017
Kondomatic:
Seems I am the only one who doesn't trust women enough to allow any of them give me head.
lol cuz u gat an infection cool

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2017
You self de do bj?
Gistedge:
lol


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Cutehector:
faints grin
it looks like she's good at it grin
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2017
mazizitonene:
weyrey rey o grin
hahaha.. wat about d part where we just incline our dicks to their lips when deep smooching..
Re: . by Kondomatic(m): 7:21pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
lol cuz u gat an infection cool
Cuz I single bite will useless my family container.
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:22pm On Mar 02, 2017
McBrooklyn:
Cutehector and blowjobs be like... cheesy
grin hahaha.. Its not my fault the female nairalanders love to eat banana grin
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:23pm On Mar 02, 2017
Kondomatic:
Cuz I single bite will useless my family container.
haba.. Have u seen anyone using teeth to lick icecream? Think... Who bites a dick tho?
Re: . by BiafranBushBoy: 7:25pm On Mar 02, 2017
Mtchewww

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Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:26pm On Mar 02, 2017
wizflame:
You self de do bj?

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it looks like she's good at it grin
she is definitely gooooooood at it... grin
Re: . by Nobody: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2017
wizflame:
you dey give bj abi grin
If that is all you can derive from my post, I leave you to your shallownesssmiley
Re: . by Nobody: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
she is definitely gooooooood at it... grin
looks like she's shy self sad cry
Re: . by McBrooklyn(m): 7:30pm On Mar 02, 2017
Cutehector:
grin hahaha.. Its not my fault the female nairalanders love to eat banana grin

Lol, give 'em your banana now.. After all you na Baba for the girls now cheesy
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:30pm On Mar 02, 2017
wizflame:
looks like she's shy self sad cry
lol stats show that shy girls are great bj givers....
Re: . by Nobody: 7:31pm On Mar 02, 2017
Alesandese:
If that is all you can derive from my post, I leave you to your shallownesssmiley
its just a question that demand yes or no na undecided
Re: . by Amarabae(f): 7:31pm On Mar 02, 2017
Nasty! Be careful of your health.
Zip up. Abstinence is still the best.

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:31pm On Mar 02, 2017
Who swallows cum?.

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Re: . by Nobody: 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
wizflame:
its just a question that demand yes or no na undecided
Some questions are too dumb to ask.... They shows how shallow one is . Get well soonsmiley
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2017
McBrooklyn:


Lol, give 'em your banana now.. After all you na Baba for the girls now cheesy
lol iffa give dem, dem go render me impotent
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:33pm On Mar 02, 2017
kimbra:
Who swallows cum?.
u na

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Re: . by Epositive(m): 7:33pm On Mar 02, 2017
i'm scared of what single bite can do

#positivevibes
Re: . by Cutehector(m): 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2017
Amarabae:
Nasty! Be careful of your health.
Zip up. Abstinence is still the best.
am sure you won't preach dis nonsense when a guy wants to give u head

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