Hip hip hurraaaaaaaaayyyyy, my lovely gf is coming on sunday,shame to konji, shame to loneliness and shame to me missing her, chai my pillow has suffered great molestation frm me and my dick put together cos at nite I hold it so close to me and before I wake up at midnight to urinate, I'll find my dick chooking my poor pillow as if it's a sea bed in the niger delta that it wants to drill oil frm , even my boxers is not left out cos the e'rection at midnite always stretch the boxer material like the neck of someone stretching to copy frm one efiwe in the exam hall .lord have mercy.


Now my gf's pvssy is going to console my dick wth It's thick and colourless juice, my dick loves to play,glide,swim in her pvssy cos her pvssy is very warm like sunlight at 8 am,my hands like to hold,squeeze and caress and roam abt her body like someone walking abt not knowing where he/she is going, my lips always likes to plant soft kisses on her face like a farmer planting his seedlings, and my head loves to rest on her laps like a born again christian resting on the promises of christ the king.


You need to see my gf,if u neva beleived that human's were created in the image of God when u see her u'll believe cos her beauty is God-like infact I believe that her beauty is one of the reasons the lord has not destroyed the earth cos he has pictures of her in his room adorning the walls.


Dis sunday I'm goin to be at my best mentally, socially,sexually and what have you,I will wash my bedsheet till it's clean like someone whose has been washed clean by the blood of the lamb, I'll scrub my toilet tiles,I'll wash all my boxers, I'll do small press up so that my packs will be obvious small.


I'll kiss her, I'll smooch her ,I'll raise her up and knack her on my bed like nail to a wood , I'll break in2 her bra like the notorius gang of the recently killed criminal of the east "vampire" and I'll rescue her breasts frm that pit of a bra where it has been locked in like the destiny of some people by their village people.I'll press her yansh like I'm in press club,I will rapture her clothes frm her body like the second coming of the lord, I'll stare at her pvssy face to face like like two wrestlers in WWF abt to engage in a ruthless duel, I'll spread her legs like butter on bread,I'll eat her pvssy like water melon, and I'll introduce my dick to her pvssy like a stranger meetn another stranger for the first time.

I will fvck and there's nothing any one can do, I know I've not paid her bride price but I will fvck her, I swear will fvck her



Konji shame unto you, my gf is coming.

Can someone pls give that obasanjo meme where he's stickn his tongue like ntoooooorrrrrr

, congrats

werey alaso

So...We Should Leave Nairaland For Both Of You

Shey make we run?

so we should fry beans??

make we kuku kill ourselves fa?

okay... flex

Unrepentant fornicator

Zita55:




so we should fry beans??


make we kuku kill ourselves fa?


okay... flex

this cud be us BUT you dont like me. OP please gime handkerchief make i cry small

ToriBlue:
Unrepentant fornicator

sinner envious of another sinner for sinning differently

Majority of guys claim they are super man on bed but tons of girls call their sexual partner a one minute man.
wondering who's mendacious .

Greedgod:
sinner envious of another sinner for sinning differently

Tarr commot here .

Greedgod:
sinner envious of another sinner for sinning differently

hey, till a girl taste a 9 inch sausage, she's said to be a virgin.
Sure tori blue hasn't .

Greedgod:
sinner envious of another sinner for sinning differently

hey, till a girl taste a 9 inch sausage, she's said to be a virgin.
Sure tori blue hasn't .

adenolaabel:
hey, till a girl taste a 9 inch sausage, she's said to be a virgin. Sure tori blue hasn't . hey, till a girl taste a 9 inch sausage, she's said to be a virgin. Sure tori blue hasn't .

help us GIVE IT to her

Greedgod:
help us GIVE IT to her

in other words, i mean she's a good girl. Don't corrupt me.

adenolaabel:

in other words, i mean she's a good girl.
Don't corrupt me.

lol, dont be shy bros. Every good girl must be DRILLED(d) someday, just a matter of time(t)

Greedgod:
lol, dont be shy bros. Every good girl must be DRILLED(d) someday, just a matter of time(t)

hmmm, if you are that good in drilling why don't you drill borehole for communities that suffer water.
God save my future wife from guys like you . Kreminal

adenolaabel:

hmmm, if you are that good in drilling why don't you drill borehole for communities that suffer water. Kreminal

lol, no contract yet. If u are in lagos we cud hangout over a bottle of beer

Who go give drunkard contract ?

ToriBlue:
Unrepentant fornicator

are u a virgin?

Zita55:



so we should fry beans??

make we kuku kill ourselves fa?

okay... flex

why do u want to kill ur self

How many cups of beans I go fry?

jonaifame22:
Hip hip hurraaaaaaaaayyyyy, my lovely gf is coming on sunday,shame to konji, shame to loneliness and shame to me missing her, chai my pillow has suffered great molestation frm me and my dick put together cos at nite I hold it so close to me and before I wake up at midnight to urinate, I'll find my dick chooking my poor pillow as if it's a sea bed in the niger delta that it wants to drill oil frm , even my boxers is not left out cos the e'rection at midnite always stretch the boxer material like the neck of someone stretching to copy frm one efiwe in the exam hall .lord have mercy.


Now my gf's pvssy is going to console my dick wth It's thick and colourless juice, my dick loves to play,glide,swim in her pvssy cos her pvssy is very warm like sunlight at 8 am,my hands like to hold,squeeze and caress and roam abt her body like someone walking abt not knowing where he/she is going, my lips always likes to plant soft kisses on her face like a farmer planting his seedlings, and my head loves to rest on her laps like a born again christian resting on the promises of christ the king.


You need to see my gf,if u neva beleived that human's were created in the image of God when u see her u'll believe cos her beauty is God-like infact I believe that her beauty is one of the reasons the lord has not destroyed the earth cos he has pictures of her in his room adorning the walls.


Dis sunday I'm goin to be at my best mentally, socially,sexually and what have you,I will wash my bedsheet till it's clean like someone whose has been washed clean by the blood of the lamb, I'll scrub my toilet tiles,I'll wash all my boxers, I'll do small press up so that my packs will be obvious small.


I'll kiss her, I'll smooch her ,I'll raise her up and knack her on my bed like nail to a wood , I'll break in2 her bra like the notorius gang of the recently killed criminal of the east "vampire" and I'll rescue her breasts frm that pit of a bra where it has been locked in like the destiny of some people by their village people.I'll press her yansh like I'm in press club,I will rapture her clothes frm her body like the second coming of the lord, I'll stare at her pvssy face to face like like two wrestlers in WWF abt to engage in a ruthless duel, I'll spread her legs like butter on bread,I'll eat her pvssy like water melon, and I'll introduce my dick to her pvssy like a stranger meetn another stranger for the first time.

I will fvck and there's nothing any one can do, I know I've not paid her bride price but I will fvck her, I swear will fvck her



Konji shame unto you, my gf is coming.

Can someone pls give that obasanjo meme where he's stickn his tongue like ntoooooorrrrrr

play boy

Oyind18:
How many cups of beans I go fry?

as much as u want, u can even trek to abuja on foot to celebrate wth me,

You want 2 demolish the poor girls thing

Greedgod:
this cud be us BUT you dont like me. OP please gime handkerchief make i cry small

Greedgod:
this cud be us BUT you dont like me. OP please gime handkerchief make i cry small

kpele

dacblogger:
You want 2 demolish the poor girls thing

infact I will scatter it, if u see any chocolate skinned gal running on ur street without her pant on,jus know she's the one cos when I'm thru with her she'll forget her pant and take off, like a bus frm benin to lagos

jonaifame22:
infact I will scatter it, if u see any chocolate skinned gal running on ur street without her pant on,jus know she's the one cos when I'm thru with her she'll forget her pant and take off, like a bus frm benin to lagos

keep fumbling, remember to give live update when match has started like Liverpool vs arsenal

adenolaabel:

keep fumbling, remember to give live update when match has started like Liverpool vs arsenal

trust me I will, unless I'm too lazy to type

jonaifame22:
trust me I will, unless I'm too lazy to type

jonaifame22:
trust me I will, unless I'm too lazy to type

What if ya gf is a nairalander as well nd u don't know, Nd she sees this trend?? Sometimes guys dey over mumu....

swagagolic01:
What if ya gf is a nairalander as well nd u don't know, Nd she sees this trend?? Sometimes guys dey over mumu....

so wat will she now do if she sees it?

Etzakoos:
So...We Should Leave Nairaland For Both Of You

no