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Irony Of Modern Day Christains by recievesense: 5:45am On Mar 14, 2017
Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet…….Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend…Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy yours….Idiocy is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache…Kolo mental is when you see a starving poor woman with kids on the road and you refuse to give her 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket because it is your tithe….You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowly driving along the road. Matthew 28:19-21 Jesus gave command to all Christians to be preacher of God's word no one, I said no one is called a pastor in the BIBLE, even apostle Paul was a tent maker that was why he could tell people that the work of his hand is enough to feed him.THIS IS THE END TIME.ALOT OF ATROCITIES WILL BE EXPOSED.OUR GOD SHALL NEVER BE MOCKED.
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by recievesense: 5:45am On Mar 14, 2017
la La fp
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by OKUCHI11(m): 5:49am On Mar 14, 2017
2nd to c
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by Nobody: 6:13am On Mar 14, 2017
well said !
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by recievesense: 12:14pm On Mar 14, 2017
lalasticlala ha fa. no be everyday be Apostle Suleiman
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by luvmijeje(f): 12:22pm On Mar 14, 2017
How much is the offering after deducting costs? What you people don't understand is that it's few people that's sustaining their status. Apart from offerings there are alot of means pastor fund themselves.

Please let's educate ourselves.
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by Ranchhoddas: 12:26pm On Mar 14, 2017
luvmijeje:
How much is the offering after deducting costs? What you people don't understand is that it's few people that's sustaining their status. Apart from offerings there are alot of means pastor fund themselves.

Please let's educate ourselves.
Mtcheww. Na wetin Bible talk be that?
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by luvmijeje(f): 12:28pm On Mar 14, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
Mtcheww. Na wetin Bible talk be that?

Wetin Bible talk?
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by Ranchhoddas: 1:29pm On Mar 14, 2017
Matthew 6:19-21
luvmijeje:

Wetin Bible talk?
Re: Irony Of Modern Day Christains by enshy: 1:57pm On Mar 14, 2017
recievesense:
Stupidity is when you don’t have a bicycle and you give your last kobo to your pastor to buy a jet…….Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees and yet have money to contribute to your church to build expensive schools which your children will never attend…Ignorance is when you believe it when your pastor tells you not to live a worldly life, and yet he enjoys all the best things in the world, the fine houses, cars, jets, etc, while you are waiting till you get to heaven to enjoy yours….Idiocy is when you refuse to take your very sick child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA for medical attention any time he has a headache…Kolo mental is when you see a starving poor woman with kids on the road and you refuse to give her 50 Naira out of the 5000 Naira in your pocket because it is your tithe….You are a zombie when you trek, dance and gallivant for 30 kilometers under the hot sun sweating and smelling like shit during your revival program, while your pastor is inside a full factory fitted air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowly driving along the road. Matthew 28:19-21 Jesus gave command to all Christians to be preacher of God's word no one, I said no one is called a pastor in the BIBLE, even apostle Paul was a tent maker that was why he could tell people that the work of his hand is enough to feed him.THIS IS THE END TIME.ALOT OF ATROCITIES WILL BE EXPOSED.OUR GOD SHALL NEVER BE MOCKED.
Do you agree that Folly is when someone says there is no God? Isnt it abnormal when the creature says there is no creator?
Pls dont spread falsehood.. Yes we may accept some of your points are ok but you overbloated them. That killed your good intention!
When we talk about financial prudence, its personal and let no one drag church into it. How much do people spend on weddings, birthday parties, personal comfort @ the expense of children's school fees, latest designer clothings, brazilian hair, phones all to look big..Sincerely how many conservatives do we have out there, people want to appear big everywhere including Church cos of respect, ego, pride, fame...Preach Truth without bias.
Its important to note that people like Seun Osewa have been able to manage fame with dignity though he doesnt believe in God. Some of us here if we had 10% of nairaland, the world is in trouble. See its the people not church..They are crazy for fame, pride, honour, respect, title e.t.c
Yet if any man sows sparingly, gives sheepishly from his heart with joy, he has his reward of God..Those in this class should keep giving, God commanded tithe, lets remain faithful! What church does with my money isnt my business, everyone has his reward of God.
Im strictly a God pleaser! Ill do what He says at the expense of all! We cant be weary in well doing!!
To correct your last point : Preachers aint necessarily Pastors...Every one is called to be preacher but not everyone is called a Pastor. A Pastoral call is a specially ordained call by God- Eph 4:11

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