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Ok I MET DIS SEXYQUEEN YESTER-EVENIN N SHE TOLD ME SHE'S A NAIRALANDRESS N i WAS SO HAPPY LIKE BET9JA JUST PAID ME BT HER PROBLEM WAS HER LIPS..HER LIPS WERE AS ROUGH AS GRAVEL MIXED WITH SHARP SAND,IT WAS sO HORRIBLE N WEN I SAW IT I VOMITTED AL THE PLENTY FUFU I ATE WITH BANGA SOUP,i dUNNO WHY BANGA IS SO SWEET,AM GOIN 2 STOP EATIN OKRO N EVRY OTHER SOUP BT BANGA sOUP..BANGA U GIVE ME JOY I LUV U SO MUCH BANGA.OK AS I WAS SAYIN SHE GAVE ME HER HANDKERCHIEF 2 CLEAN UP BT I REFUSED N SHE WENT DWN ON HER KNEELS BEGGIN N I HAD COMPASSION ON HER N FORGAVE HER LIKE JESUS DID 2 THOSE DAT CRUCIFIED HIM,N SHE WAS SO HAPPY DEN SHE HUGGED ME N ATTEMPTED KISSIN ME BT I STOPPED HER N GAVE HER A LAST WARNIN NEVA 2 TRY KISSIN ME AGAIN,DROPPED HER HANDKERCHIEF N LEFT..SHE Cnt WOUND ME WITH HER LIPS,TUFIAKWA!

darbeelicous:
op z trying so hard to be funny...
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Better luck next time!!

WHO'S DIS?..AM TALKIN TRUE STORY YUR TAKIN FUNNY..

I. Heard you Mr abortion

fiction

So what should we do?

your mother should have truly aborted you..abortion

And what's the point now

stephleena:
fiction

IFAH WAS GUD AT FICTION I WUD B POSTIN STORIES UPANDAN LYK EM CLASCAPTAIN N CO..DIS IS TRUE STORY y WUD A GAL HAV ROUGH LIPs?DAZ SO AWFUL

Abortions:
Ok I MET DIS SEXYQUEEN YESTER-EVENIN N SHE TOLD ME SHE'S A NAIRALANDRESS N i WAS SO HAPPY LIKE BET9JA JUST PAID ME BT HER PROBLEM WAS HER LIPS..HER LIPS WERE AS ROUGH AS GRAVEL MIXED WITH SHARP SAND,IT WAS sO HORRIBLE N WEN I SAW IT I VOMITTED AL THE PLENTY FUFU I ATE WITH BANGA SOUP,i dUNNO WHY BANGA IS SO SWEET,AM GOIN 2 STOP EATIN OKRO N EVRY OTHER SOUP BT BANGA sOUP..BANGA U GIVE ME JOY I LUV U SO MUCH BANGA.OK AS I WAS SAYIN SHE GAVE ME HER HANDKERCHIEF 2 CLEAN UP BT I REFUSED N SHE WENT DWN ON HER KNEELS BEGGIN N I HAD COMPASSION ON HER N FORGAVE HER LIKE JESUS DID 2 THOSE DAT CRUCIFIED HIM,N SHE WAS SO HAPPY DEN SHE HUGGED ME N ATTEMPTED KISSIN ME BT I STOPPED HER N GAVE HER A LAST WARNIN NEVA 2 TRY KISSIN ME AGAIN,DROPPED HER HANDKERCHIEF N LEFT..SHE Cnt WOUND ME WITH HER LIPS,TUFIAKWA!

Chairman, you don high abi?

UniQuegrACE:
And what's the point now

AS A BAE UR LIPS SHUD B EVERLY FRESH..SWITLIPS DO ATTRACT MEN

deathstroke:
So what should we do?

u Ain't A GAL SO ANSWER

Abortions:
AS A BAE UR LIPS SHUD B EVERLY FRESH..SWITLIPS DO ATTRACT MEN

okay then. this your moniker tho, never mind.

kibra4u:
Chairman, you don high abi?

DIS MORNIN?HABA AM JST TRYNA HELP DOS GALS

Dude! I know thing's are quite hard in this recession but that doesn't mean you should come on here to commit intellectual suicide