I am tired of all these people who after one day away from naija come here to tell us how much they fear going back to Naija after one day away - they ask you if it is safe to use cell phones, if it is safe to use wrist watches, if it is safe to use taxis, or if it is even safe to walk on the road. So, I am asking my own, I am going back to Naija after 6months of being away, should I leave my head in London due to the security back home in Naija?

u left naija 6months ago,and ur asking the same question,isnt that funny


what should someone who has been away 4 six years do??


we dont have an answer to ur question jare!!!!!!!!

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You obviously dont see the joke in my post- i no balme u.

it had better be a joke

Just six months and u are considering urself what. u are still d same when u were still in nigeria. People like us u left that place when we were young should be asking that question after more than 10 years in over seas.

^^^loooooooooooooooooooooooool
i hear you

is sarcasm that hard to understand
poster, leave ur head behind for london jare, this time of the year, am sure your type of head is in great demand

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Thank you o jare- b4 my head enters another man's soup down in Naija.

Oprah's just being sarcastic, in response to the spate of "scared-of-Nigeria" threads that have been doing the rounds on Nairaland.

Yes o Sienna.

na wa oh. is it that people cannot figure out what the original poster meant? and they are brandishing all sorts of intellectual whoredom on nairaland.
wonderful!

ladygaga:

u left naija 6months ago,and your asking the same question,isnt that funny


what should someone who has been away 4 six years do??


we dont have an answer to your question jare!!!!!!!!

ladygaga:

u left naija 6months ago,and your asking the same question,isnt that funny


what should someone who has been away 4 six years do??


we dont have an answer to your question jare!!!!!!!!

lol @poster

abeg no carry ur head come ooo

Paroh_frey:

I am tired of all these people who after one day away from naija come here to tell us how much they fear going back to Naija after one day away - they ask you if it is safe to use cell phones, if it is safe to use wrist watches, if it is safe to use taxis, or if it is even safe to walk on the road. So, I am asking my own, I am going back to Naija after 6months of being away, should I leave my head in London due to the security back home in Naija?

@ poster

LOL thanks for making my day!

Is it possible to leave your head behind?

^^^^

I can try o.

I beg make u no leave ur head abroad oooooo. ur family people still need am ooo


SHALOM

@ Poster,

What are you talking about! Why leaving your head in London? Don't you know that London is unsafe as well. Your best option is to use an airplane that will have a stopover in Afghanistan or Iraq, then leave your head in any of the countries before coming to Nigeria. Safe journey my love.

To be on the safe side. Forward your head on a separate flight as onward luggage and you can link up at the luggage conveyor belt at Murtalla.

@ Walakolobo Paroh_frey

I tot you have lost your head already.

When you get to Naija, go straight to Yaba or Aro. You need to be sure you still have a functional head.

Anyway, are you now in London, no longer NY?

You dont need to leave your head behind. Just make sure you dont bring anything it.

No clothes. . . Nothing

^^LOOL, even your skin might be a problem, if they see how 'fresh' your 'jand/yankee' skin they might KIDNAP you.can u imagine a silly aje pako boy can even consider that

@ OP,it must be frustrating when you realise that ppl on here can never recognise sarcasm due to lack of humor/brains

@Basil

Na suffer head be their problem - but when they wan go Naija, dem go dey form as if anyone send them, them go say, even from 10km, their skin dey shine and they fit kidnap dem, meanwhile na run down part of America/London him dey come from.

This surely confirms that Paroh_frey is the most psychologically disturbed person on NL.
These series of incohenrent posts/threads from this woman cant continue.
How much more rubbish can emanate from one person.
Unbelieveable

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I conclude that your brain has finally dropped with the snow, according to your name! Goat! Dont you know when something is meant to make you smile or laugh? Deranged nin compoop and an affront to human living, a forcefully ejected foetus and a marmaid with a porcelain underwear trying to marry a wicked goat, a fool like you who doesnt know when to go and when to stay, a sereptitude gargantuan and a freudal idiot.

Paroh_frey:

^^^^

I conclude that your brain has finally dropped with the snow, according to your name! Goat! Dont you know when something is meant to make you smile or laugh? Deranged nin compoop and an affront to human living, a forcefully ejected foetus and a marmaid with a porcelain underwear trying to marry a wicked goat, a fool like you who doesnt know when to go and when to stay, a sereptitude gargantuan and a freudal slowpoke.

Another of your gibberish. The moderators only need to look at your postal history then make their conclusions about you. Are you ok at all?
People have asked that question in other sections. There is something obviously amiss upstairs.
You dont have to be abusive all the time to drive a point across. There are civilized ways of doing this.
Besides you have one dry sense of humour. It is not funny at all.

^^^You are obviously mad, because I dont see what warrants your rants against me. Go and eat the dung which you are used to and ask your Mum to do a doggie for you. Idiot, if what someone posts is not good for you, simply gloss over it, you are no judge on NairaLand, zip your mouth and ask your Dad to wipe his bent di ck across the zipped mouth. Goat!

The Psychopharmaceutical company must be in business because someone like you will be on psychotropic medication long term. I can gauranty you that, mark my words
Your nuisance value is becoming palpable and i all but laugh at your childish tantrums.
You definitely have no regards for your parents. People like you must have suffered serious emotional abuse of some sought sexual if you ask me as a child.
Hence constant reference to sexual activity with parents.

^^^

Is that all you can say? Your Dad mistook your Mum's butt hole for her p ussy and in the process, broke his di ck, and the next time he had her, she got pregnant for you and because he already had a broken di ck, you were so deformed and mal functions so erratically that when you were four, your Mum mistook your silly head for a stone wrapped in headgear, she wacked your head so much with a mortar that resulted in your head appearing like that of a snake mashed by the tires of a moving automobile. I diot.

snowdrops:

The Psychopharmaceutical company must be in business because someone like you will be on psychotropic medication long term. I can gauranty you that, mark my words
Your nuisance value is becoming palpable and i all but laugh at your childish tantrums.
You definitely have no regards for your parents. People like you must have suffered serious emotional abuse of some sought sexual if you ask me as a child.
Hence constant reference to sexual activity with parents.

Spot on. . . . . .

nobody should seperate this fight oo

janykute:

nobody should seperate this fight oo

I concur ,

Paroh_frey:

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I conclude that your brain has finally dropped with the snow, according to your name! Goat! Dont you know when something is meant to make you smile or laugh? Deranged nin compoop and an affront to human living, a forcefully ejected foetus and a marmaid with a porcelain underwear trying to marry a wicked goat, a fool like you who doesnt know when to go and when to stay, a sereptitude gargantuan and a freudal slowpoke.

WTH are u 4real?

Moderators where you all ooooooo,,abi ke,, seun where are you, ?this grammar is too much, ,,you guys should big up jooo

snowdrops:

The Psychopharmaceutical company must be in business because someone like you will be on psychotropic medication long term. I can gauranty you that, mark my words
Your nuisance value is becoming palpable and i all but laugh at your childish tantrums.
You definitely have no regards for your parents. People like you must have suffered serious emotional abuse of some sought sexual if you ask me as a child.
Hence constant reference to sexual activity with parents.

Gbam! Gbam!!! Gbam!!! You are very correct.