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Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:31pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
supergata: Unsympathetic animal? You're here talking shit, shouldn't you be mourning & cleaning up blood that's not yet even congealed over there in Ile-Ife. Instead of laying wreaths & covering bodies, you barbaric, psychophathic pieces of shit were standing over the bodies, taking pictures. Who is an animal now, AH? Take a good look in the mirror! Seriously dude, kiss my ass. You are one to talk? Haaaa! |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
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Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine:You have not said anything.If my country men started killing kenyans.I wouldnt be openly supporting or trying to justify the actions of a countrymen in a kenyan forum. 1 Like |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine:africans move from there to here and from here to there since God put us all in the African continent so no surprises. Hao na mathata sounds so cool. Btw, south africans (and Zimbabweans as well!!! ) cook very soft pap. We like our pap (called ugali/sima in kiswahili and kwon in my native tongue ) ,very hard by your standards. In fact cooking bad pap for your husband is a serious crime in some communities in Kenya, it can get a wife a good beating. @ZarZar, how are your pap cooking skills, am under pressure here to take on number 2. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:compared to me you are an animal. compared to the animals taking pictures you are just a better animal. All in all you still an animal. 1 Like |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:38pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper: Hahaha. I can't cook pap, it's not my staple. I'm a fantastic cook though Send the uncles over for lobola negotiations Me ever ready! 1 Like |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:41pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
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Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:43pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:He shoildnt forget to send the cows too |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:44pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY: The cows follow after the negotiations, silly |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 12:45pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:okays, so you guys also do the uncle thing. Eerrmm, nowadays in Kenya, the unwhispered standard is 4 cows! maximum 4!!! alert me ahead of time. It's alright if you can't cook pap, am sure we'll survive on spaghetti and meatballs, or perhaps we can do pizza and chips and chicken for a change. Wait, we're on nairaland, so you're python killing skills be better up to standard, so no uncles visiting mzansi until you can kill a python with one blow. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:48pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper:Interesting |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by LeSudAfricaine: 12:48pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ABOKI9ja:do you really wanna know what a slave is cone head? Lemme break it down for you A slave is someone who wil risk his life crossing the Mediterranean to escape the slave conditions of his country Who wont mind being a 10th class citizen in Europe or Asia as long as he escaped the slave conditios of his country A slave is a woman who can even risk losing her dignity by prostituting her self in Europe A slave in an inhabitant of a country who's economy is number on the continent but still queues for fuel, stil drive on pothole riddled roads and still uses generators in the was century A slave is who's leaders travel to Europe for medical treatment but I left with a shitty medical system A slave one who queues for asylum in my county A slave is one who'll even sell his brother for human organs just to make ends meet A slave is someone who got independence eons ago but it still oppressed by his own black government A slave is an inhabitant of the so called number one economy but has the some of the lowest standards of living anywhere, Is subjected to poor infrastructure etc and yet his country I oil rich A slave is a nationality not wanted anywhere and detested everywhere in th world I could go on and on.. Between you and me I wonder who's the slave. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:50pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: hol' up let me get this straight ( Mtumsuper too) So first she cooks pap for the uncles as a first step Then after they bring the cows n'est pas? |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:52pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper: LMAO @ python killing skills. I'm not marrying a snake & bat eating Nigerian now, I'm marrying a Massai warrior, so no need for vermin hunting skills 4 cows!? That's too low in my culture. Our bride price is quite pricey, so save up, mpenzi wangu I had to look up the last part |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 12:54pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:yes, she must cook pap first. no negotiations on this. The stages between pap cooking and cows are very many and complicated. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by LeSudAfricaine: 12:55pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper:it's true when these groups found the San or the Khoisan they fought with tem killing them,and mating with them that's why the Xhosa language with its "clicks" is similar to the San language, I guess it's also why south Africans are on average lighter complexioned. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by LeSudAfricaine: 12:56pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
supergata:I've said what I wanted to say |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:56pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper:Really... tell me more First she (zarzar ) cooks pap then... |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 12:58pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY: Mtumsuper is the only one that offered to marry me No, the girl is not involved at any time during the negotiations, except to admit that she knows the guy in question, then she's hurried away for the adult talk to resume between the two families. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 12:58pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:more than 4 cows!!! nooo! that's economic terrorism. Btw maasais just love eating meat and the very traditional ones will drink a special blood /milk mix, a certain researcher i know told me this is why they don't suffer cancer rates like other kenyan communities. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:01pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar: Why the long face. Last I checked he wasnt the only one. Even the clowns here insulting you will marry you in a heartbeat if the offer is on tha table |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 1:01pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:psssst!! . asides from the cows, what are the other requirements? Don't forget to include what auntie in the village wants. details details are important, sisi! |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 1:03pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:the pap she cooks will be subjected to a very serious engineering test. |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:03pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper:I noticed this cow thing as bride price is common across east and south Africa yall share almost the same culture. I heard in Uganda and Tanzania they have this beer made from bananas that theu give as part of the negotations |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:04pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
MtuMsuper:Ho ho ho My girl here cant cook pap so does she get a pass to the next level or its bye bye? |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:05pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY: I know they would, especially supergata, he has a hot nut for me He wishes I could go all rawr & animalistic on him in za oza room. LMAO. No one else has offered to marry me, Butchy, except that merciful Massai warrior 1 Like |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by MtuMsuper: 1:06pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine:Okay, you have absolutely no idea how ordinary kenyans are fascinated by the clicks in isiZulu and isiXhosa. How comes SeSotho and SeTswana are without click sounds? |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:07pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine:Then why did you quote me if you have nothing to say? |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:08pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine: 2 Likes |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by rejuvenation: 1:09pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine: Arrogant fools... SA girls are the cheapest of the scourge called southern African women...I bleep them for sports and they keep yelling some dumb ass language. A girl asked me to bleep her raw. I told her to swallow a trailer load of ARVs...and go Bleep her useless father. HIV infected slaves in your Fucking country. I am sitting pretty in Port Elizabeth with my Semi automatic English loader 9mm in wait to kill a south African in their country who dares my house idiots.... |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by rejuvenation: 1:09pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
LeSudAfricaine: Arrogant fools... SA girls are the cheapest of the scourge called southern African women...I bleep them for sports and they keep yelling some dumb ass language. A girl asked me to bleep her raw. I told her to swallow a trailer load of ARVs...and go Bleep her useless father. HIV infected slaves in your Fucking country. I am sitting pretty in Port Elizabeth with my Semi automatic English loader 9mm in await to kill a south African in their country who dares my house idiots.... 1 Like |
Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by Nobody: 1:09pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
ZarZar:i am still a kid. you south african paedophile |
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