These are collections of not just funny but also hilarious biblical memes by a facebook user, Madridista Firmer. I got his exclusive permission to copy this to Nairaland. Enjoy.


1. Zacheus on his way to see Jesus



2. Father of the prodigal son hoping and waiting for the return of his son like:




3. How the devil waited patiently to deceive Eve at the Garden of Eden



4. David after he killed Goliath




5. David after he saw a beautiful naked woman called Bathsheba taking her bath





more to come

cc : lalasticlala, seun

no3 so funny.looking like apostle sulie

Waiting

6. The Israelites after David killed Goliath



7. Abraham: "My beloved son, Isaac, I am going to sacrifice you today"



8. The lion before and after Daniel was put in its den



9. Jacob: "you promised to give your daughter Rachel to me for marriage having served you for seven years"



10. After Adam and Eve sinned, God sacked them from the Garden of Eden like:

When you know d Israelites knows how to call God fr any favour

lol. e funny die

Very funny

11. When Isaac first saw Rebecca





12. Noah when he came out of the Ark on the 40th day



13. What the Israelites saw when they got to the wilderness after leaving Egypt



14. Adam running away when God called him because he was naked



15. Lot's wife when she turned and became a pillar of salt

16.
When Joseph told Potiphar's wife that he wouldn't give in to her sexual demands



17. An Israelite relaxing after feeding on manna from heaven

ftc

that Noah ark pics though ;Dthat Noah ark pics though

I didn't even break a smile

Older brother: "Father, you never had a party for me all these years but when my junior brother who squandered your wealth came home, you have thrown a big party for him"

Prodigal son:





Delilah when Sampson lied to her for the third time about the source of his strength



Doubting Thomas checking twitter and Facebook to see if the news about Jesus' resurrection is true or nah



Pharoah: "Kill all male Israelites"

Moses mother: "I will hide my son on the Nile River"

Baby Moses:



lalasticlala, seun

hahn:

Lol! How I wish Jesus had a job in heaven he wouldn't have been bombarding earth will lies and the deceitfulness of taking mans responsibility.

An idle man in Heaven can't be a workaholic on Earth.

To me, heaven will be a very large place. Just keep wondering how the Jewish dude still have time to attend to prayers on earth.

Jesus must be either responsible on earth and irresponsible in heaven.

How I wish I become a Christian again, I will definitely be Jesus favorite cuz I won't even ask a dime from him.

hahn:

Lol.
Hilarious.


Reminds me of friend of mine, a Caribbean lady who attends a Nigerian Pentecostal Church.
Every Sunday they would call for donations because Pastor needs this or Pastor needs that.
After a while, she just couldn't stomach it anymore. So the next Sunday when they called for another donation because Pastor needed something, she angrily stood up and shouted " why can't Pastor just get a goddam job ? ".

Whether one is religious or not, these memes are funny.