Everyone has them, and if you pretend
like you don’t, you’re a liar on top of
having an embarrassing guilty pleasure.
Here, Reddit on some of their own
shameful/wonderful activities:
1. Octopudding
When I’m cooking and alone I like
to pretend I have my own cooking
show. I told my best friend and
she ‘co-starred’ once. I regret
nothing.
2. agent229
reading craigslist “missed
connections”… or sometimes
“casual encounters”…
3. Thatweirdbusdriver
When my bus is empty I like to
sing bohemian rhapsody as loud
as I can. I did this once when I
thought my bus was empty….
there was 1 guy I couldnt see in
my mirror and when he got off
the bus he just started laughing
hysterically.
4. Tech_Itch
I’m a 37 year old straight male,
and I… have fatherly feelings
towards Megan Fox. I know she’s
considered by plenty of people to
be smoking hot, but I feel
absolutely zero sexual attraction
towards her. Instead, I visit a fan
site every few weeks to check on
how she’s doing, and feel pleased
when I see paparazzi pictures of
her with her husband and
stepson, looking happy. And
despite that, I have no desire to
know every minute fact of her
existence, or stalk her further
than that. I just go “I wonder how
Megan’s doing”, check on the
gossip, and go on with my life.
Yeah. Now you know my secret
shame.
5. mynameismeg
I watch a lot of tortoise sex
youtube clips. I think their
grunting is hilarious. I also have
illustrated it in series of
watercolor paintings…
Edited to include proof of
painting.
6. em_jay_dee
Letting off a huge silent fart. The
kind where you can feel the heat
and intensity of the gas just
slowly drift up and spread.
7. mortymight
Midget pornography. This is the
first/last time I will ever admit
this to anybody.
8. iclubseals
Whenever I’m at home alone, I
usually end up on Youtube
watching marriage proposal
videos. Dozens of them. While
watching them, I laugh, I cry, I
smile, and I wish it was me
9. brodude35
I’m a straight male and I love
fingering my asshole.
10. enigmahack
I LOVE popping pimples.
My ex g/f used to love that too
(That I used to love popping
them)
She had this Sebaceous cyst on
her side (under her bra line
beneath her armpit) one time that
needed to get popped… I guess it
didn’t NEED it.
I FUCKING WANTED IT. It was
massive. So massive in fact, that
when I started popping it, I was
giddy like a little kid. She thought
it was hilarious that I was so
worked up over it.
The popping sound, and this one
squirted on her damn wall. She
was lying on her side on the bed,
and BOOM! Up the wall.
Amazing. Gross, but amazing.
She had the best pimples. lol
11. [deleted]
Sometimes I hold in my pee until I
can’t any more and then I wet
myself on purpose. It’s a
masturbatory sort of a pleasure
but not something I’d ever want
to bring into the bedroom with a
partner. I’ve associated having to
pee with being turned on for as
long as I can remember…
12. AnalSleeplj
Sometimes I think horrible
thoughts, like my mother dying,
to purposefully make myself sad. I
do this to make myself cry a lot
because it helps me sleep
sometimes and it makes me feel
really good when I wake up.
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youngest85:
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Alesandese:
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Alesandese:
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Same Here....
Imagining it and all....
Cause it's in first person...

iyamchee:

Same Here....
Imagining it and all....
Cause it's in first person...

Still can't explain why... You may be right.

RealHaute:


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Alesandese:
I get aroused reading sex stories than watching porns.


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