sinistermind:



Sorry for your loss... The name "Jesus" is highest selling brand name in Nigeria

sekundosekundo:


What would have been your reaction if the news was that the pastor slept with Otobo?.

zayyadoski:
No wonder this kind of pastors are rich.

sekundosekundo:



We sin b'cos we don't know the POWER of God.
If somebody told you that the pastor did evil, will you call it stage managed.

Watch your tongue.

ExInferis:

Just another day in the office.

emerich:
We serve a God of impossibilities.

EWAagoyin:
What this rubbish dis hot monday afternoon.....

WriteBoy:
I won't bother to even read the article. I know in many Nigerian homes where this message has filtered through, many have become deeper in their resolve to chase the God of chosen. I know that in many Nigerian minds where this message has berthed, plenty "Glory be to God" has been whispered and belief strengthened.


Is there anything wrong with belief? Absolutely not!

Is there something wrong with belief that flies in the face of scientific evidence? Absolutely yes!

For those of us who need belief to get through the rigors of life and make meaning of our tumultuous existence as humans, I say: Belief all that you can, but please, you have a brain tucked inside your head, please do make use of it sometimes.

To the deadboy or dead actor who was resurrected, I hope you received your full pay.

But again, I wonder how the logistics of ferrying a corpse from the hospital or home or wherever he expired was handled.

sekundosekundo:



Let your conscience be your judge.

ExInferis:


I'm not afraid of your marine spirits and false gods.

I'm even less bothered by those rogues who blind you with hocus pocus with one hand and deprive you of your wallet with the other.

TPAND:
Dead boy on pampers....


Hahhahahhahaha.. Please tell me something

noetic5:
A member of Lord's Chosen Church shared a shocking story of a dead boy, who got resurrected during a prayer session at their Charismatic Ministry. According to Philip Omeire, he said,

DEAD SON BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AFTER PASTOR'S PRAYER TODAY
Sis Helen Michael will never forget this day in the annals of her history. Her miracle is that which is not common among men. She came with a sorrowful heart to the service today as a result of her son (1year plus) who was terribly ill and later died on her way to church. She's was so optimistic that God would bring him back to her life.
Her implicit faith was brought to life when our beloved Daddy in the Lord was praying during INSTANT MIRACLE SESSION, the lifeless baby sneezed and came back to life. Her testimony caused an uproar in today's service.
Indeed, our God is faithful.
Do you have a hopeless situation? The only good God who remembered Sis Helen shall remember you today. I can see everything turning around for your good in Jesus' name.
#BreakthroughAndPossess2017

See the moment the 'dead' boy waked

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See the moment the mum, with a joy, lifting her boy up

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See when she testified that her son was really dead

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Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/03/dead-boy-resurrects-during-prayers-at.html

distilledwalex:

Bros why u dey do like dis na... Them say the boy died one the way to the church. .. So no time for doctor to certify weda he die tru tru or not.. But me know say one day... Monkey go go market he no go fit come back

sekundosekundo:



Thank God you said 'my wallet' and not yours.
Just to let you know that I am a Christian and I AM SUPER RICH.

I am also ready to meet with you any where in the world.

noetic5:
A member of Lord's Chosen Church shared a shocking story of a dead boy, who got resurrected during a prayer session at their Charismatic Ministry. According to Philip Omeire, he said,

DEAD SON BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AFTER PASTOR'S PRAYER TODAY
Sis Helen Michael will never forget this day in the annals of her history. Her miracle is that which is not common among men. She came with a sorrowful heart to the service today as a result of her son (1year plus) who was terribly ill and later died on her way to church. She's was so optimistic that God would bring him back to her life.
Her implicit faith was brought to life when our beloved Daddy in the Lord was praying during INSTANT MIRACLE SESSION, the lifeless baby sneezed and came back to life. Her testimony caused an uproar in today's service.
Indeed, our God is faithful.
Do you have a hopeless situation? The only good God who remembered Sis Helen shall remember you today. I can see everything turning around for your good in Jesus' name.
#BreakthroughAndPossess2017

ExInferis:


"Prosperity" you mean.

They no longer preach salvation and the supposed humility and simple life of jesus.

Now it's all about dedication of cars and houses, seeding for wealth without hard work, pregnancies without consumation, promotions without merit, marriage without suitability, and spiritual victories.

They pander to the blackman's love of fantasy, laziness, superstition, and deferment of individual effort to some cosmic force like some frigging jedis.

Meanwhile, the silly sheep get mired deeper into poverty while the pastors and apostates fly high and live large without any other source of income.

The average pastorpreneur is richer than the gaddam pope.

It's been 2,017 years since jesus supposedly died. So far not a trace has been seen that he cares about the sheep, nor whether he really intends to return.

Nonetheless, the sheep keep "sowing" while the pastors grow bloated, obnoxious, and ever daring.

Did you ever see the video on youtube where that charlatan TB Joshua was fighting satan's best friend?

Look it up, it's a hoot. Even the last scene of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 is more convincing.

bedspread:
I WAS THERE LIVE ... THAT WAS YESTERDAY AT THE MONTH OF BREAKTHROUGH AND POSSESS SERVICE @ THE IJESHA LAGOS HEADQUARTERS ..

THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS SOOOO MIGHTY.. HE DOES MUCH MORE THAN THIS....

IN THE LORDS CHOSEN:

GENUIE SALVATION MESSAGES ARE GUARANTEED
SOUND HEALTH IS GUARANTEED
PROTECTION IS GUARANTEED
TOTAL BREAKTHROUGH IS GUARANTEED
MOST IMPORTANT, HEAVEN @LAST IS GUARANTEED....

ExInferis:


Lols @ super rich!

Your pastor told you that, huh? He convinced you to believe you're super rich, eh?

HE is super rich, not you. You're broke as fukk with only your misguided faith to your name.

Hocus pocus!

Rexnegro:

as much as I believe God can do anything...my question is Why is The boy she's carrying in The third pic bigger than The boy in first And Second pic and aside no facial resemblance Between The boys used.

sekundosekundo:


Thank you boss, can we meet.

sinistermind:



The bold words just me laughing hard... Nigerians just want it quick. The Nigerian Church is like every business venture... "where is demand, there is supply"....

There are pastors running different departments.. One is for single people, attend his church and you'll miraculously find a partner. Another is for women search for fruit of the womb, wen a woman goes there, she get pregnant miraculously and the list goes on..

sinistermind:



The bold words just me laughing hard... Nigerians just want it quick. The Nigerian Church is like every business venture... "where is demand, there is supply"....

There are pastors running different departments.. One is for single people, attend his church and you'll miraculously find a partner. Another is for women search for fruit of the womb, wen a woman goes there, she get pregnant miraculously and the list goes on..

ExInferis:

Why ever would i want to meet you?

hahn:
Nice

Muoka should move to Igbobi. There are many other people who need healing there too