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Why Men Should Not Marry. by meexteriox(m): 5:16pm On Dec 23, 2009
As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:

1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.

2. Guy delays.

3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.

4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.

5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.

6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.


Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.

What do you think?
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by justwise(m): 5:21pm On Dec 23, 2009
meexteriox:

As men, we all know that a woman's primary objective is to marry. After years of experience I've discovered their most commonly used strategy. here it is:
1. Girl pressures guy for marriage.
2. Guy delays.
3. Girl gradually starts destroying guy's self-esteem and eliminating his friends.
4. Guy becomes too weak and too much of a loser to find something better than what he has.
5. Girl starts to limit sex. In effect controlling the only good thing in the guy's life.
6. Guy is in despair. Capitulates to marriage.
Then 5-10 years later the guy is an empty shell of his former self. Girl is a ruthless manipulating machine. Girl divorces loser husband. Girl takes 80% of guy's stuff because the guy is too brain dead to find a good lawyer. Girl lives happily ever after. Guy becomes bald alcoholic who dies of heart attack at 45 years old.
What do you think?

Rubbish
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by mrperfect(m): 5:31pm On Dec 23, 2009
justwise:

Rubbish
Is that what you think? wink
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by justwise(m): 5:34pm On Dec 23, 2009
mrperfect:

Is that what you think? wink

He is talking rubbish.
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by Nobody: 5:37pm On Dec 23, 2009
lol
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by meexteriox(m): 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2009
justwise:

He is talking rubbish.

How? Are you okay?
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by hbabe(f): 5:45pm On Dec 23, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked
What kind of people do you roll with?
They sound 'exciting'! undecided
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by justwise(m): 5:47pm On Dec 23, 2009
meexteriox:

How? Are you okay?

i'm absolutely fine. How many women have u been with b4 drawing ur conclusion?
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by meexteriox(m): 5:52pm On Dec 23, 2009
hbabe:

shocked shocked shocked shocked
What kind of people do you roll with?
They sound 'exciting'! undecided

yeah, they areĀ  undecided

justwise:

i'm absolutely fine. How many women have u been with b4 drawing your conclusion?

What do you think is the question, helloooooooooooooooo
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by justwise(m): 5:55pm On Dec 23, 2009
meexteriox:

yeah, they are undecided

What do you think is the question, helloooooooooooooooo

U are not making any sense yet.
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by meexteriox(m): 6:08pm On Dec 23, 2009
Thanks, you are making a lot of sense, the question remains; What do you think? Try and be wise.

If you think is rubbish, your point is taken.
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Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by CrudeOil2(m): 6:12pm On Dec 23, 2009
You did not give any reason why men shouldn't marry.
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Dec 23, 2009
*rooooooooooolz eyez*
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by Nobody: 6:41pm On Dec 23, 2009
Poster ebi like say dey born you for house.even God okays mariage.all the points you wrote God keep am like that.
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by firedancer(f): 6:53pm On Dec 23, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked so dont get married guy
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by Gold98: 12:17am On Dec 24, 2009
99.9 per cent of people on nairaland are jobless.
80 per cent of posts on nairaland is rubbish
5 per cent of posters are daft
28 per cent of d so called commentators yarn dust
80 per cent shell
95 per cent of IDIOTS are still going 2 comment on dis post





People grow up and post something dt makes sense. angry
Re: Why Men Should Not Marry. by mamagee3(f): 12:18am On Dec 24, 2009
What a dumb post!

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