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What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 28, 2017
I was just wondering what will ur daughter's bride price list comprise of... Here is mine

One big transformer...

10 crates of AK47 with multiple magazine

5 crates of M30 machine gun...

1 crate of AS50 sniper...

80 crates of Desert Eagle and Berretta...

5 crates of Smith&Wilson revolver...

40 bags of touch down grenade...

10 plants of land mine...

6 fighter jets...

100 Crates of Machetes and axe

50 laptops and 10 iphones...

And a bride price of 100 naira...

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Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by SINZ: 8:38pm On Mar 28, 2017
In that case, you'll end up marrying all your daughters. grin

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Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 28, 2017
SINZ:
In that case, you'll end up marrying all your daughters. grin
came here to read ur own , make i start to save cool
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by SINZ: 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2017
CuteJude:
came here to read ur own , make i start to save cool

If I catch you near any of my daughters na RPG I go shoot you! gringrin
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by dikeigbo2(m): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2017
Do you live in sambisa forest?
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2017
SINZ:


If I catch you near any of my daughters na RPG I go shoot you! gringrin
as bro u suppose coordinate oooo grin , from what i have been seeing , beauty they una gene , na to book down
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by SINZ: 8:49pm On Mar 28, 2017
CuteJude:
as bro u suppose coordinate oooo grin , from what i have been seeing , beauty they una gene , na to book down

Oya make we do trade by barter naw?

I over sure say you get some creamy sisters and as your guy, you go first coordinate for me. cool
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 8:52pm On Mar 28, 2017
SINZ:


Oya make we do trade by barter naw?

I over sure say you get some creamy sisters and as your guy, you go first coordinate for me. cool
no p after i done marry ur own first cool
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by RichieDaVinci01(m): 8:54pm On Mar 28, 2017
One fresh mammoth tusk

One newly hatched mosquito

One Duplex

Williams Shakespeare's milk tooth

764 yards of Ankara

That's all maan
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by UnknownT: 9:10pm On Mar 28, 2017
Dino's Degree Certificate
Buhari's WASC certificate
Andy Uba's PhD's certificate

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Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 2:11am On Mar 29, 2017
dikeigbo2:
Do you live in sambisa forest?
those are d things i love
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 2:13am On Mar 29, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
One fresh mammoth tusk
One newly hatched mosquito
One Duplex
Williams Shakespeare's milk tooth
764 yards of Ankara
That's all maan
hahahaha u be native doctor
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by McBrooklyn(m): 3:37am On Mar 29, 2017
cheesy
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by oladipo322(m): 5:30am On Mar 29, 2017
Smallville10:
I was just wondering what will ur daughter's bride price list comprise of... Here is mine

One big transformer...

10 crates of AK47 with multiple magazine

5 crates of M30 machine gun...

1 crate of AS50 sniper...

80 crates of Desert Eagle and Berretta...

5 crates of Smith&Wilson revolver...

40 bags of touch down grenade...

10 plants of land mine...

6 fighter jets...

100 Crates of Machetes and axe

50 laptops and 10 iphones...

And a bride price of 100 naira...
op u wan sell ur pikin b that.
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 7:43am On Mar 29, 2017
oladipo322:
op u wan sell ur pikin b that.
i am nt sellin her, dats why d price is 100naira
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 6:36pm On Apr 07, 2017
UnknownT:
Dino's Degree Certificate Buhari's WASC certificate Andy Uba's PhD's certificate
wetin u won use am do
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by chiraqDemon(m): 7:48pm On Apr 07, 2017
Smallville10:
I was just wondering what will ur daughter's bride price list comprise of... Here is mine

One big transformer...

10 crates of AK47 with multiple magazine

5 crates of M30 machine gun...

1 crate of AS50 sniper...

80 crates of Desert Eagle and Berretta...

5 crates of Smith&Wilson revolver...

40 bags of touch down grenade...

10 plants of land mine...

6 fighter jets...

100 Crates of Machetes and axe

50 laptops and 10 iphones...

And a bride price of 100 naira...
Bros i feel ur munitions trade
We suppose merge since im in the drug trade
I bring d goods
U bring d protection

Whaddya say cool
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 08, 2017
chiraqDemon:
Bros i feel ur munitions trade We suppose merge since im in the drug trade I bring d goods U bring d protection
Whaddya say cool
lol. Na people like u i dey fin since
Re: What would be d craziest things on d list of ur daughter's brideprice by vickkydgreat(m): 6:17pm On Apr 10, 2017
Hyprocrasy of some tribe after collecting mothers money #50,000 father #100,000 sister #20,000 brother #20,000 step mum and so on... They will now say bride price #1000 incase u want to return their daughter they will only return that amount....



As for me Na to just dip koboko inside hot pepper wire u 50 lashes and am done

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