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Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by tosyne2much(m): 12:37am On Mar 31, 2017
I will rather allow somebody to kill me than cut off my joystick.. What is the essence of life when I can't lash my wife? wink grin cheesy

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Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Nobody: 12:48am On Mar 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
I will rather allow somebody to kill me than cut off my joystick.. What is the essence of life when I can't lash my wife? wink grin cheesy

You and joystick na 5&6.....hon.Tosyne2much
Na must to lash your wife.SMH
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by tosyne2much(m): 12:58am On Mar 31, 2017
sexybbstar:


You and joystick na 5&6.....hon.Tosyne'2much
Na must to lash your wife.SMH
It's a must ooooo cheesy
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by AlanSugar(m): 1:01am On Mar 31, 2017
Very silly story. Where is the severed joystick? Somebody just finished slaughtering a fowl and the op got hold of the pic of the bloodied knife and then attached a story. Dia ris goduoo!

Can sombori chop off im abuna?! Odiegwu!
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by dammieco(m): 1:04am On Mar 31, 2017
A Kenyan weds two friends same day and you being a Kenyan decided to cut your own joystick. I hope you don't bleed to death. Idiot
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by evexx1(f): 1:09am On Mar 31, 2017
What an absolute fool.
Tchew
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Marshalxv(m): 1:11am On Mar 31, 2017
Towncrier247:
Residents of Naivasha are reeling from shock after a man chopped off his private parts and threw them to a dog saying they were of no value to him.

According to the Star Kenya, on Wednesday, March 29th, the man from Karai started with a razor blade but finished cutting off his penis with a knife.
Screams from his on one-room house attracted members of the public who called police for help

After about 30 minutes of writhing in pain and heavy bleeding, the man was taken to Naivasha subcounty hospital. Joseph Chege, a resident, told journalists they found the man half naked and bleeding heavily.
"The man claimed the Bible ordered him to discard any body part that would deter him from entering heaven," Chege said.


Chege also said the man worked in one of the quarries and never interacted with residents. Another neighbour, James Kabono who described the incident as shocking, said they were trying to understand why the man harmed himself.
"He decided to cut off the most important part of the body," Kabono said.
A woman at the scene claimed the man was impotent and decided to sever the body part "as it was not of any service to him".

Joseph Mburu, the superintendent in charge of the hospital, who confirmed the incident said the man was in critical condition.
"He has been taken to the theatre...we hope he shall recover," he said.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/03/photos-kenyan-man-chops-off-his-penis.html
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Marshalxv(m): 1:13am On Mar 31, 2017
[quote author=Towncrier247 post=55111023]Residents of Naivasha are reeling from shock after a man chopped off his private parts and threw them to a dog saying they were of no value to him.

According to the Star Kenya, on Wednesday, March 29th, the man from Karai started with a razor blade but finished cutting off his penis with a knife.
Screams from his on one-room house attracted members of the public who called police for help

After about 30 minutes of writhing in pain and heavy bleeding, the man was taken to Naivasha subcounty hospital. Joseph Chege, a resident, told journalists they found the man half naked and bleeding heavily.
"The man claimed the Bible ordered him to discard any body part that would deter him from entering heaven," Chege said.


Chege also said the man worked in one of the quarries and never interacted with residents. Another neighbour, James Kabono who described the incident as shocking, said they were trying to understand why the man harmed himself.
"He decided to cut off the most important part of the body," Kabono said.
A woman at the scene claimed the man was impotent and decided to sever the body part "as it was not of any service to him".

Joseph Mburu, the superintendent in charge of the hospital, who confirmed the incident said the man was in critical condition.
"He has been taken to the theatre...we hope he shall recover," he said.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2017/03/photos-kenyan-man-chops-off-his-penis.html
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And another guy somewhere is looking for a replacement.what a waste!
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Nobody: 1:36am On Mar 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
It's a must ooooo cheesy

Lol
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by AceSkillz01: 1:45am On Mar 31, 2017
Justycxx:
Afonja again


That Kenyan Afonja specie abi undecided grin
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by GloriaNinja(f): 2:05am On Mar 31, 2017
Kenyans are mad
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Kingbuhari(m): 3:11am On Mar 31, 2017
God should just use kenya and some part of Nigeria, illustrate to us how hell fire would be
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by jbhill(m): 3:16am On Mar 31, 2017
somebody remind me of that con3ries name again pls.
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by albreezy4eva: 3:21am On Mar 31, 2017
height of "mumuism"
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by 2bam: 4:20am On Mar 31, 2017
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by noziz(m): 4:42am On Mar 31, 2017

Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by awejulius: 4:51am On Mar 31, 2017
Justycxx:
Afonja again
your father again. Omo ale
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by bigclem22: 5:13am On Mar 31, 2017
Nawaooo, Kenya and bad news are like...

Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by ztanleechima(m): 5:24am On Mar 31, 2017
hmm!

Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Fanjay(m): 5:43am On Mar 31, 2017
Of course....There's nothing we kuku won't see this days enh....He should have gouged out his eyes too...#radarada
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by omolayomi06: 5:45am On Mar 31, 2017
Justycxx:
Afonja again
can't u use your head,,,abi you no go school at all..

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Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Iceberg3: 6:07am On Mar 31, 2017
Justycxx:
Afonja again
cheesy
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Iceberg3: 6:07am On Mar 31, 2017
Justycxx:
Afonja again
cheesy
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Ronpet777(m): 6:09am On Mar 31, 2017
castrokins:
Wrong!
All The Mad People In Kenya Are Roaming.

I think I am wrong true true.Their case there is exceptional!
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by Kaybaba5(m): 6:12am On Mar 31, 2017
The man is deranged and confused
Re: Kenyan Man Chops Off His Joystick & Throws It To Dog, Says It's Of No Use (Pics) by alt3r3g0: 6:34am On Mar 31, 2017
Seems we have a Kenyan among the mods.

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