I got this from a pal and i think its an interesting read,

Oya listen
as u dey see me with patch for eye
I know say some of una go dey wonder why
Well, d story dey long oh but I go sha try
N when I don yarn finish sum things go clarify
Na so in happen
I get one big uncle him name na mbong malai
Everybody know am for ikorodu na 1 vicious guy
Anyway im get 5 wives
Number five na aunty mai
One fine woman like this wey him jam when he dey live for shanghai
Now he dey keep her in one bonz house for V.I
So one day uncle send me go VI say make I collect something from aunty Mai
When I reach there na so I knock door say aunty it is I
As d door open my eye just magnify
Aunty mai dey stand there in one towel wey never reach her thigh
And when I dey come see her with uncle she dey shy!
As I follow her go kitchen d story come intensify
She come bend pick something for floor
She bend oh! Abi u no understand my guy?
The thing wey I come see for that place make my kini high
plus my heartbeat don multiply
I say ahn ahn now! Aunty mai ! chei!
Na so she turn face me open the towel and re-tie
I no fit talk again oh! My mouth don dry
She look me n say na wa for u oh
I dey offer u something for free wey governor no fit buy
Small boys no dey do me like this for shangai
Abi Nigerian boys no fit handle woman like I
Na that one she talk wey shake me, I quick quick reply
Bcoz I see e be like say opportunity dey pass me by
Aunty mai I just dey pity u walai
Bcoz if I handle u small na so u go cry
D pound I go pound u go defy
Anything wey u don collect for shangai
your opinion of naija boys go modify
She laugh small rotate and sigh
She come bend over the sink,said come and try, 

Na so i dey look the white pant wey just face d sky
she come hurry me say make i quick comply
abi I dey fear say my kini no fit supply
I laugh, me? maga why
Mr Man always dey on standby
I only dey pray make u know just kpai
I commot my kini, Anti Mai shout "Kai"
As a fast guy, i just ram her begin pound like die
Na when she began speak in tounges- adraotabatabai
kitchen door just dissect and i no wetin that imply
My brain fly, no lie to falsify
As Uncle just grab me for tie
Na with one mike tyson blow im take reply
Well I escape sha but na how i take get patch for eye.

shie you come try
or you still shy
make i tell you my guy
HIV no be lie
i don see person die
plus sey if u no hold side
n her tin make u high
na so u go just kpai
my guy
so think twice

Wow! That's a lovely and funny one there, Layi. That pal of yours must be really talented.

And that's a superb addendum there, Zebedee.

@Layi
Thats hilariuos,raw though.NIce ones you guys got there.

@ zebedee

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before u try

funny isht there layi, i feel am!

Abi e no finish d poem?
so hoe im come get d patch for eye?
wetin in do? wetin cause am?

Tlee ur frend say d tori sweet
but mak im try finish am.
i get amebo now.

@layi walahi,that poem na die,to God i no lie,the guy too try

Nice poems

no loooong thing, layi 10 mikes there,y u no talk in details hw u take get d patch!!!!!!!!!!

u wan know im take get the patch? maybe uncle malai catch them for kitchen.!!
im come carry omorogun nack am for eye

abi layi, i lie?

layi, where is the part 2 of dis poem

I just completed it

Cool. Very cool.

LMFAO!!

who wrote this? the person deserves a medal!!!

A friend wrote the first few lines a nd i completed it.

dat joke was tite, u must be rily talented kip it up layi

mehn dat ur poem na die, 4 real!
but dat blow wey u collect, d thing don dey heal?

blend it all!! nice one oo!! kai, wetin dey interest me na that aunty from shangai,

layi, for real?
dat was clever!!

do u have more poetry ?

chai,
i wan laf die
but e be like say dis layi guy dey lie
becos no be only 4 eye him get scar
i sure say d scar na 4 d eye of him "down"
becos if i be uncle malai,
i 4 don kill am,
well sha, d poem's tite,

haba lai
the sharp guy
shei i warned ya
but u thro wey eye
until uncle brush ur eye
i wan laf die
wen i imagine ur eye
as e red black n dry
i no sey nexy time
u no go near anti from shanghai
even if ur tin over high
u go tell sey chill guy
or go find ur type

once again lai
shey u go tire
if anti from shanghai
come meet u for nite
with her eyes red from cry
sey inside her belle na ur child

i dey wait for ur answer, rite?

Man Layi,

This peom too tite, I get high respect for oyinbo man peom, but the first look at this pigdin poem, men is great!.
I belif wit complete coporation from our brothers in Waffi and Effa, we go build a strong home of pidgin  poem, D best over on nairaland.

Na great thing u get bro. keep it up!

I dey enjoy all D poems, e dey flow like shaw!

it,s too funny and interesting.i hope u no go catch aidsl ol.too talented and extra corrupt.i can,t stop laughin 2 ma self takia

omg, thats soo hilarious.

i luv the pidgin poem concept. that's great

nice flows, nice rhymes
Dem talk am say na hard situation na person take dey discover im talent,
layi keep it up, I hope u don treat that patch 4 ur eye,abi na patch 4 beneath?
if na patch 4 beneath (clears throat) I nor fit shout,
anyhow, next time, u go tell bros make im cool down, if im wan show imself. lol.

I FEEL U LAYE.GIVE ME MORE.

Can I buy the copyright to the Poem, I have a Dj/producer who is ready to add some cool lyrics and background dubs/vocals to the poem at our Underground Studio ??

layi, good job with da poem

got another one, doesn't have to be bout shagging though!

LondonCool:

Can I buy the copyright to the Poem, I have a Dj/producer who is ready to add some cool lyrics and background dubs/vocals to the poem at our Underground Studio ??

Sure i can sell u the copyright if your offer is good. I got some more. Send an Email to

Layi, no be lie; i wan buy de hol of u go because yr poem, cai, i like kan no be small. How much u fit cost? angel4_mii@yahoo.com