‘Segun woke up on Friday feeling randy,
As usual he’ll do something about it.
After all as a Master of the City,
He gets it a lot, mostly for free.

So off he went to his office.
Half-hearted, he did a little bit.
Office work was pure drudgery,
When compared to nightfall’s bliss.

The sun rose and fell out of the sky,
The eagles slept and bats came to fly,
Men tuck away good, bringing the evil.
Segun and others becoming less civil.

And so he went to his favourite hangout
Somewhere along Allen roundabout,
Downing copious amount of the dark lager,
He chose a girl sitting in the dark corner.

The motion was getting so smooth
From practice and being overused.
Many girls have fallen prey to him,
As did Titi, the new girl too.

The girl really liked him, he could tell,
But still refused to be a vessel just for sex.
Like before, he slipped things in her drink.
Happily, she went with him in a blink.

In his Accord she threw herself at him.
Like his pulse, racing to UnCloth him;
But with adroit, a leash he kept on her
As he raced to his condo in Gbagada.

Oldman gateman opened with a sigh,
Shaking his head at this common sight.
‘Segun opened the door with high gusto;
To his abattoir, lamb Titi in toe.

Off came his dress, off came hers.
Laid her on the bed as he prepared
To enter the place, like Tuface said.
On came the rubber, as all things’ set.

“Are you using a condom” said the girl
“’Cos I’m HIV positive. I feel I should tell
As I just got the result yesterday
And I feel we’re getting pretty intimate”

The rubber dropped as he went flaccid.
Titi smiled at him saying “Please come in”
Lust fled his body with tremendous alacrity.
‘Segun went on his knees, singing Godly praises.

From that day, he started doing without it,
At least until he get married.
Eventually, he found he could do without it,
Given the right incentive.

(Femi Goro Johnson, gorociano@gmail.com, 08039274698)
(c)2009