Thanks.

If you ever get caught in one chance situation, please don't struggle with them as that could be disastrous. I've had the 'pleasure' of being 'hosted' by these people twice while an undergrad moving from Yaba to Ikeja. The first time, only 2 of us out of a bus of 10 people were not in the 'game' while the second time, it was basically a mass robbery of a big bus. During the first incident, my co-guest had his manhood and other parts vigorously vibrated for daring to struggle and bite on of our hosts. The best thing is avoidance. One chance busses usually have a few signs:
1. People (especially men) positioned strategically at the corners.
2. Even if the bus is empty, the front seat is not available.
3. The driver tends not to engage the passengers.
Above all, one should be sensitive to cues and gut feelings. Both times I was hosted, I was the first person to board the bus so, the fact that the bus was empty means nothing. Also, I have perceived I was in such a situation at other times but our hosts didn't strike probably because there didn't seem to be any high value targets on board or maybe the situation wasn't​just right for them.
NB. During my second session, I calmly told my assailant that I wanted to remove my sim card as I had just retrieved it. He handed me back my phone, I did what I had to do and moved on with my life. Please don't struggle with them.

CARLOSZ:

Well I don't live in Lagos So no need reading the write up.



One chance only happens in the WASTE

mumu, i entered one chance at onitsha

cekhoe:
thanks, I have actually thought of that too

Don't mind those yeye bloggers who just sit behind keyboard and start writing things out of their imagination


imagine if someone should loose one of h/her eye sight cus of being stupid for something you can actually recover within a space of time



when it happens you found yourself in the hospital and everyone will come and blame you for stupidity...your name becomes had I known
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Rukkydelta:

Please where did you purchased yours?

I don't buy,my fiance gets it for me,I learnt u can get it at shop right and Phil hallmark

Deseo:


Please where can I get pepper spray?

You can get from big pharmacies, OLX,Konga,jumia.Its 2,500 here in Benin.some people sell it 2000 depending on the pharmacy.

Archaa:


yes I'm

come to my hotel room and catch me if you can


alternatively provide me a good job or forever remain silent
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Brother, I don't think you are one, even if you are, don't blame it on Joblessness, you are just an evil lazy and weak basstard(weak cos the weapon you carry is all the strength you ve got) you are not the only jobless Nigerian...so stop kidding yourself

mikaj:


Miss I did give you tips to make one. Just get an empty small spray plastic can.

Buy 200naira Cameroon pepper. Mix it with water abi hypo (Their father)....

pour it into the can and spray as you like.

Conductor no give you change, spray.
Someone touch you on the road, spray.
You don't like the way he is looking at you, spray..

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, I should have used this for those Katsina almajiris that like touching girls breeests on the road.

ReneeNuttall:



You can get from big pharmacies, OLX,Konga,jumia.Its 2,500 here in Benin.some people sell it 2000 depending on the pharmacy.

Thank you.

Deseo:

Thank you.

YWC

Crixina:
, I should have used this for those Katsina almajiris that like touching girls breeests on the road.

Miss, I do love and respect you so I will tell you the write up is for the western part of Nigeria (Lagos to be specific).

Do not in anyway carry cover to the north, Oyo will be the tales sung about you when you join your ancestors.

Cheers.

mikaj:


Miss, I do love and respect you so I will tell you the write up is for the western part of Nigeria (Lagos to be specific).

Do not in anyway carry cover to the north, Oyo will be the tales sung about you when you join your ancestors.

Cheers.

Crixina:
Brother, I don't think you are one, even if you are, don't blame it on Joblessness, you are just an evil lazy and weak basstard(weak cos the weapon you carry is all the strength you ve got) you are not the only jobless Nigerian...so stop kidding yourself

Do you have to abuse me to make your points. .huh


there are rules of engagement on this forum and not a market place


rule number two is what you had just broken already


your attack on me is unwarranted since I did not post anything that could steer your anger


if I say I'm a criminal I've not stolen anything from you not to talk of insulting you


Next time if you didn't like someone's comment just ignore h/her rather than showing rudeness in public places
.
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Archaa:


Do you have to abuse me to make your points. .huh


there are rules of engagement on this forum and not a market place


rule number two is what you had just broken already


your attack on me is unwarranted since I did not post anything that could steer your anger


if I say I'm a criminal I've not stolen anything from you not to talk of insulting you


Next time if you didn't like someone's comment just ignore h/her rather than showing rudeness in public places
.
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you could only find this rude and insulting if you are an arm robber, but if you ain't, I think the first part of my comment should do.

mikaj:


Miss I did give you tips to make one. Just get an empty small spray plastic can.

Buy 200naira Cameroon pepper. Mix it with water abi hypo (Their father)....

pour it into the can and spray as you like.

Conductor no give you change, spray.
Someone touch you on the road, spray.
You don't like the way he is looking at you, spray..

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lmao...
una no go kee pesin.

Crixina:
you could only find this rude and insulting if you are an arm robber, but if you ain't, I think the first part of my comment should do.

So when you call someone a bastard that isn't an insult already


if I had reported you to the mods two things will come to play


it's either you are left off the hook or got banned for having violated rule number two

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Archaa:


So when you call someone a bastard that isn't an insult already


if I had reported you to the mods two things will come to play


it's either you are left off the hook or got banned for having violated rule number two

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Emphasis is on arm robber

BTW, are you seriously threatening me with a ban?

Crixina:
Emphasis is on arm robber

BTW, are you seriously threatening me with a ban?

Like seriously, it's my prerogative to claim armed bandit or what have you as long as I didn't threatened any one


If I had claimed a pastor would that made you to be respectful. ..may be, but that is hypocrisy because you does that for a reason rather than your through self


Respect is a resprocal but unfortunately, you cannot give what you don't have


Even though I'm an armed robber, a kidnapper, a ritualist, a kidnapper and a fraudster. ...yet I maintain a sense of decorum on cyber spaces of which some holier than thow like you could not boast off


I'm a trouble maker that I go to muslim section and pollute the atmosphere just as I take the role of a criminal on this thread but never insult anyone


this is my 14th moniker since 2015 cus I fight dirty with aggressors in political section..not afraid of ban


I was laughing when you started insulting me
.

Archaa:


Like seriously, it's my prerogative to claim armed bandit or what have you as long as I didn't threatened any one


If I had claimed a pastor would that made you to be respectful. ..may be, but that is hypocrisy because you does that for a reason rather than your through self


Respect is a resprocal but unfortunately, you cannot give what you don't have


Even though I'm an armed robber, a kidnapper, a ritualist, a kidnapper and a fraudster. ...yet I maintain a sense of decorum on cyber spaces of which some holier than thow like you could not boast off


I'm a trouble maker that I go to muslim section and pollute the atmosphere just as I take the role of a criminal on this thread but never insult anyone


this is my 14th moniker since 2015 cus I fight dirty with aggressors in political section..not afraid of ban


I was laughing when you started insulting me
.

Wow, such a perfect resume,

Now, I'm so scared