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| A Frog by Labans(m): 3:16pm On Jan 24, 2007 |
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" , The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." |
| Re: A Frog by Mystique(f): 2:28pm On Jan 25, 2007 |
What da, ?  |
| Re: A Frog by GeeCee(m): 6:57pm On Jan 25, 2007 |
don't get it. |
| Re: A Frog by lameda(m): 9:44pm On Jan 25, 2007 |
this jokes is whacked for as long as i cant understand it. i mean this unbelievable, that someone will post this kind of dry and totaly disunderstanble joke hey pls dont be offended can you just explain alittle bit more or just finish the joke, and if you cant do anything, pls dont paste anything here again until you know that is perfection. |
| Re: A Frog by 1forall: 10:51pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
The humor is in the pun, read the last line again! Mick Jagger was a member of the Rolling Stones band. |
| Re: A Frog by watever(f): 10:55pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
Labans:thats a nursery rhyme well. . sorta  |
| Re: A Frog by Genial(m): 10:56pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
And knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone. This old man came rolling home! Good one! |
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