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2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by jonaifame22(m): 10:19pm On Apr 20, 2017
Wow, I feel great that I was able to do it not as a single guy cos I have two sweet babes at my beck and call to shake off konji wheneva it appears to me like ghosts in nollywood and they are very sweet gals honestly the first time I saw them at different times, I had the impression that someone cld get diabetes by jus spending 20 mins or less wth them in bed and I made up my mind that I'll stop drinkn coke cos who needs coke when I have boluwatife and chioma ,buh lo and behold my blood sugar level is still normal despite spending a lot of time wth each of them.


Although its not been easy,cos konji will not let me be has it kept hammering me like the sun of february,march and april of 2017, I wish I cld jus report konji to the police, infact I wish I cld employ vigilante group to stand at the door of my life and ward off konji and let me fulfil my one month self ban on sex, at times I'd quote some scriptures like someone in a bible competition quiz, some times I'll take my bath when I feel the urge,the guy supplying me water sef is amazed at how many gallons I order for these days, I guess he must be thinkn I wanna start a fish business.

Although I mas'turbated at times I won't lie,chai my vaseline suffered,it remain small my matter will make FP on NL it will read " A NAiRALANDER MOLESTS VASELINE (pics) and people when will come and comment saying hmmmmm jonaifame, I always said it that the only gals this guy has ever been with are his five fingers.but thank the lord it never happened.


Next 2moro april 22 is my birthday,so I'm gonna call out konji like muhammad ali in his prime called out sonny liston for the heavy weight title in 1963 which made ali become the heavy weight champion at age 23,cos my gal is coming.


I will administer shots of kissoquine,hugoquine,smoochoquine and sexcillin capsules to her mortal body cos she needs me too buh she won't talk, but she says it best wth the way she presses me back to her body after I have jus released inside her, I will squeeze and press her breasts as if I don't know it will pain her,I will spread her legs like a rumour and I'll eat her pvssy,I'll chook her wth my dick like zoro chooking his enemy wth his sword, and my sperm will be reLeased freely in2 her like WAEC office releasing WAEC result and I will move to my other gal the next day

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Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:23pm On Apr 20, 2017
nawa o lipsrsealed sad
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by ClassCaptain(m): 10:26pm On Apr 20, 2017
and me haff never chook !!!

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Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by mizzbouqui(f): 10:26pm On Apr 20, 2017
undecided undecided
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by Saintsquare(m): 10:27pm On Apr 20, 2017
Dem get op at last ..aye le o

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Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by optional1(f): 10:37pm On Apr 20, 2017
make we pop zobo bah
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by marieolae(f): 10:39pm On Apr 20, 2017
undecided undecided
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by alex81(m): 11:05pm On Apr 20, 2017
useless thread.
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by jonaifame22(m): 7:19am On Apr 21, 2017
ErnieSmallzz:
nawa o lipsrsealed sad
for wat?
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by Nobody: 7:51am On Apr 21, 2017
Free porn.
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by jonaifame22(m): 10:21am On Apr 21, 2017
ClassCaptain:
and me haff never chook !!!
why?
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by slimthugchimee2(m): 10:23am On Apr 21, 2017
Rubbish undecided
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by jonaifame22(m): 8:46pm On Apr 21, 2017
mizzbouqui:
undecided undecided
do I know u?
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by Nobody: 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2017
So how did it go? This is the 24th.
Re: 2moro Makes It 1 Month I Stayed Away Frm Chookn. by steamylola(f): 5:45pm On Apr 24, 2017
Sigh. cry

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