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The Africa Couples by samuelgogo: 6:37pm On Apr 23, 2017
THE AFRICAN COUPLES
Whoever says "most african couples' are not romantic is
absolutely telling the truth.....
Many marriages are just about sleeping, waking, eating,
cooking, raising the kids, working and ageing together till
death comes.....
Many couples only hug eachother when they receive a
goodnews....
They only kiss eachother during copulation....
The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth when she is
terminally ill and unable to feed herself....
Many wives only buy gifts for their husbands when he is hospitalized.....
The only time couples race together is when there is danger
somewhere and evryone is running....
The only thing that makes couples go for an evening stroll is
when they have something vital to discuss and they dont want
the children to hear......
The only time some couples eat together is when their inlaws
are around......
The only thing that makes couples bath together is when they
have a flight to catch and they are running late already.....
The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's
neck is when she complains of fever, afterwards he won't
touch it again, till her next fever.....
The only thing that makes an african woman look closely into
the eyes of her husband is when he complains of dirts in his
eyes.....
The only thing that makes an average man carry his wife on
his arms is when she is in labour and he is rushing her to the hospital......
The only thing that makes an average woman stroke her
husband's beards is when she is removing dirts from it.....
People do say:
If you see an african couple sitted in front of their house in the evening, you may think they are romantic, but they are only
waiting for the smell of the ota-pia-pia to vanish.....
If you see a man opening the door of his car for his wife, its
either the car is new or the wife is new....
How won't the rate of divorce and infidelity increase when
most marriages have no sweetness?
Think about it .......and bring romance and sweetness back
to your marriage. Copied!!!

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