Since the first day our dear President Yar'Adua left the country _{(are u sure he left)} All the updates we have got have been filled with lies. Let us make a list of the once we can remember.

Here I start, only the lies:
- The name of his illness
- He was not in coma
- The hospital he was kept
- VP claim the spoke very frequently
- He signed the 2009 Supplementary Budget
- His watch football in Saudi hospital

Add the once you've got.

i no fit shout
God bless naija

He will join FEC in a live telecast
He will come back before the expiration of the 35th constitutional limit

He is the President of Nigeria and not his wife Turai.

He went to wildernes to be tempted by devil 3times, he wil die and raise after 3 days. He is no longer either in the wildernes nor grave!

He is lost and , Wanted

He's running for a senatorial post in Saudi Arabian government.

He is not on a life- support machine

that he is not in yemen for al qaeda training
that he is not a terrorist
that farouk (the bomber) is not his brother
that he lost his voice
that he has mental illness
that he is not dead
that he has not been used for ritual by the same ppl that brought him

That he can rule from away (no matter where)
that the VP is not under any pressure to resign
that he went to mecca to perform _whatever

That national assembly and senate are helpless in compelling the president to relinquishing power

That he did write a letter to Senate President and someone opened it on the way and decided otherwise

[size=13pt]That Turai is 5weeks pregnant for him![/size]

That he has not been eating suya.

Chei! Una no go kill person with laugh

9ja 4 lie

That he doesn't have a form of erectile dysfunction, and that he and Turai spent time with Hugh Hefner at the play boy mansion where moans were heard coming from their room for six straight hours five weeks ago.

That he actually signed the budget.

That he spoke to Obama on our terrorism-listing

That he called his cabinet members yesterday.

That He sorry she and Turai went for Honey moon in Saudi, and wont be back until she gets pregnant and give birth twins (baby girls) that will be given out to more governors.

That Ibori can act in the Bedroom on behalf of Yaradua.

And Nairalanders unreasonably worry themselves. . .

Since introducing the King to the delights of Fura de nunu, he personally secured a Saudi Govenment investment commitment of $500 million to establish a Fura de nunu cooperative and production facility to be located around the Mambilla Plateau.

I'm on a roll ,

He is actually in secret training to climb the recently opened skyscraper Burj Khalifa in Dubai barehanded to claim the Guiness world record from that yeye crazy French Spiderman or wetincall. He doesn't want French Spiderman to steal his new tactics.

that he is the most deserving of the peace prize

that nothing is wrong with nigeria

That Aondoaaka is a puppet in Turai's hand

na wetin our president do nairalanders oooooooooooooo

That He will "Soon" be back

That he is not on life support machine.

That he is still in a Saudi Hospital.

jerty:

na wetin our president do nairalanders oooooooooooooo

I think that you are from SA or US.You have not had a president for 43 days and you are asking what he did? He did nothing. There are building a presidentail jet that can serve as a mini-King Faisal hospital to airlift him home.

That he can rule us from his hiding place.

That he can be phoning the top govt official to relate to us

[size=18pt]That its still 43 Days and not 44 he's been away[/size]