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63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 6:18pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
Since the first day our dear President Yar'Adua left the country (are u sure he left) All the updates we have got have been filled with lies. Let us make a list of the once we can remember. Here I start, only the lies: - The name of his illness - He was not in coma - The hospital he was kept - VP claim the spoke very frequently - He signed the 2009 Supplementary Budget - His watch football in Saudi hospital Add the once you've got. 1 Like |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by 4peace(m): 6:24pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
i no fit shout God bless naija |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 6:34pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
He will join FEC in a live telecast He will come back before the expiration of the 35th constitutional limit |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by oge4real(f): 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
He is the President of Nigeria and not his wife Turai. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by adventure(m): 8:41pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
He went to wildernes to be tempted by devil 3times, he wil die and raise after 3 days. He is no longer either in the wildernes nor grave! He is lost and , Wanted |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by honeric01(m): 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
He's running for a senatorial post in Saudi Arabian government. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by kshow1(m): 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
He is not on a life- support machine |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by chidichris(m): 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
that he is not in yemen for al qaeda training that he is not a terrorist that farouk (the bomber) is not his brother that he lost his voice that he has mental illness that he is not dead that he has not been used for ritual by the same ppl that brought him |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 8:59pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
That he can rule from away (no matter where) that the VP is not under any pressure to resign that he went to mecca to perform whatever |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 9:03pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
That national assembly and senate are helpless in compelling the president to relinquishing power |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 9:05pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
That he did write a letter to Senate President and someone opened it on the way and decided otherwise |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by koolchicco: 10:26pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
[size=13pt]That Turai is 5weeks pregnant for him![/size] |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by Mariory(m): 10:46pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
That he has not been eating suya. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 6:51am On Jan 07, 2010 |
Chei! Una no go kill person with laugh |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by generalzango(m): 7:46am On Jan 07, 2010 |
9ja 4 lie |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by edoyad(m): 7:57am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That he doesn't have a form of erectile dysfunction, and that he and Turai spent time with Hugh Hefner at the play boy mansion where moans were heard coming from their room for six straight hours five weeks ago. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by Nobody: 8:00am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That he actually signed the budget. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by JCzAr(m): 8:41am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That he spoke to Obama on our terrorism-listing |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by oge4real(f): 9:09am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That he called his cabinet members yesterday. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by maboola: 9:29am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That He sorry she and Turai went for Honey moon in Saudi, and wont be back until she gets pregnant and give birth twins (baby girls) that will be given out to more governors. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by mogentle(m): 11:52am On Jan 07, 2010 |
That Ibori can act in the Bedroom on behalf of Yaradua. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by muhsin(m): 12:16pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
And Nairalanders unreasonably worry themselves. . . |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by JNdupu: 1:16pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
Since introducing the King to the delights of Fura de nunu, he personally secured a Saudi Govenment investment commitment of $500 million to establish a Fura de nunu cooperative and production facility to be located around the Mambilla Plateau. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by JNdupu: 1:22pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
I'm on a roll , He is actually in secret training to climb the recently opened skyscraper Burj Khalifa in Dubai barehanded to claim the Guiness world record from that yeye crazy French Spiderman or wetincall. He doesn't want French Spiderman to steal his new tactics. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 1:25pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
that he is the most deserving of the peace prize |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by netpro(m): 1:26pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
that nothing is wrong with nigeria |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
That Aondoaaka is a puppet in Turai's hand |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by jerty(m): 1:44pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
na wetin our president do nairalanders oooooooooooooo |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
That He will "Soon" be back That he is not on life support machine. That he is still in a Saudi Hospital. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by ChapelleS: 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
jerty:I think that you are from SA or US.You have not had a president for 43 days and you are asking what he did? He did nothing. There are building a presidentail jet that can serve as a mini-King Faisal hospital to airlift him home. |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by ud4u: 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
That he can rule us from his hiding place. That he can be phoning the top govt official to relate to us |
Re: 63 Days Of Lies: Full List - Can Any Beat These? by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
[size=18pt]That its still 43 Days and not 44 he's been away[/size] |
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