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Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by PetroleumJelly: 9:12pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
Since ma sex life is so borin an I can't afford intimacy gadget So am thinking, I will go to d market to buy fresh watermelon for N200, den I will cut a small hole on d side an make sweet love to it D only tin is dat fruit don't last an spoil easy, so is like I need a new watermelon each time I wanna av sex |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Nobody: 9:19pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
" den I will cut a small hole
on d side an make sweet love to it"
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Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Nobody: 9:21pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
Na wa o |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by CplusJason: 9:23pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
PetroleumJelly:Another biological mistake.
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Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by PetroleumJelly: 9:32pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
CplusJason: At list am only consider it, but am sure u av fvck watermelon b4, even cabbage sef, mtcheew |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Rtopzy(f): 9:45pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
Numbskulls everywhere..... |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by Cool23(m): 10:11pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
Op when will u have sense |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by marvin902(m): 10:29pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
my guy your level of madness is extraordinary |
Re: Am Thinking Of Buying A Watermelon by professorfal: 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2017 |
person wan fuck_ watermelon? 1 Like 1 Share |
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