Yea, seriously, i really had to thank God so much today in church for making me a man instead of a lady.. Like seriously, here are reasons;

thank God am not a lady, that i don't have to check the calendar every month to know when this thing will be flowing off me.

Like, i dont have to wait for someones else permission before making moves for my life..

Thank God am not a lady, where i'd pass by a street and every eyes will be on me and them baddesst checking my ass out like ifa catch this thing, ehn..

Thank God am not a lady, where almost 5 guys would ask me out daily and i'd have to think everyday of my life of the right one to choose..

Thank God am not a lady, where the whole community, family will look down on me like, what do you have to say, you are just a girl..

Thank God am not a lady, where i'd have to save my last penny to buy sanitary pads instead of nice shoes..

Thank God am not a lady, where some males i called friends would want to take chance to shuku me when i actually sincerely love them so much and believe in them as a friend.

Thank God am not a lady where my husband wont want to know if am in mood or not, he sha wants to do the thing and if i dont give him, he'd start talking about sidechicks..

Thank God am not a lady where i dont have to carry a ball inside my stomach for nine months and then i'd look so ugly with that ball inside of me.. I might even irritate my husband during this period..

With these few points i bet i'm able to convince you why i thanked God for making me a man... To all the ladies.. Tiri gbosa for you biko.. Starbukola tiny23 shinalaura mhisbliss aderola15 i trowey salute ooo, this is a dedication to you all ladies out there.. E no easy at all.. Truth be told.

u sound so lame bro,
i respect dem cus of al dose tins u mentiond above...

Twale to al d ladies in d world!
much respect...

Okay, i dont knw wat u want to say oquote author=paybak post=56078891]Yea, seriously, i really had to thank God so much today in church for making me a man instead of a lady.. Like seriously, here are reasons;

thank God am not a lady, that i don't have to check the calendar every month to know when this thing will be flowing off me.

Like, i dont have to wait for someones else permission before making moves for my life..

Thank God am not a lady, where i'd pass by a street and every eyes will be on me and them baddesst checking my ass out like ifa catch this thing, ehn..

Thank God am not a lady, where almost 5 guys would ask me out daily and i'd have to think everyday of my life of the right one to choose..

Thank God am not a lady, where the whole community, family will look down on me like, what do you have to say, you are just a girl..

Thank God am not a lady, where i'd have to save my last penny to buy sanitary pads instead of nice shoes..

Thank God am not a lady, where some males i called friends would want to take chance to shuku me when i actually sincerely love them so much and believe in them as a friend.

Thank God am not a lady where my husband wont want to know if am in mood or not, he sha wants to do the thing and if i dont give him, he'd start talking about sidechicks..

Thank God am not a lady where i dont have to carry a ball inside my stomach for nine months and then i'd look so ugly with that ball inside of me.. I might even irritate my husband during this period..

With these few points i bet i'm able to convince you why i thanked God for making me a man... To all the ladies.. Tiri gbosa for you biko.. Starbukola tiny23 shinalaura mhisbliss aderola15 i trowey salute ooo, this is a dedication to you all ladies out there.. E no easy at all.. Truth be told.[/quote]

ellagabs:
u sound so lame bro,
i respect dem cus of al dose tins u mentiond above...

Twale to al d ladies in d world!
much respect...

But do you really wanna be them....












You guys should stop insulting the op..he's not putting them down.. He's just grateful he's not one

ellagabs:
u sound so lame bro,
i respect dem cus of al dose tins u mentiond above...

Twale to al d ladies in d world!
much respect...

Oversabi.. Did you read his last paragraph?? I too know

Na dis way person take dey knw pinkin wey in mama nd papa still dey feed.

Ladies are the reason this world goes around.
This world wasn't meant 4 perfection.

wtfCode:
Ladies are the reason this world goes around.
This world wasn't meant 4 perfection.

God bless you

Prettythicksmi:
God bless you

And bless u too swthrt

wtfCode:

And bless u too swthrt

lol,op is not feeling fine.

ifex370:


Oversabi.. Did you read his last paragraph?? I too know

ifex370:



But do you really wanna be them....












You guys should stop insulting the op..he's not putting them down.. He's just grateful he's not one

God go bless you oo brother.. I no knw why some people just dey reason.. Them go comment before them read the story.. Them matter yaff tired me.

wtfCode:
Ladies are the reason this world goes around.
This world wasn't meant 4 perfection.

so you failed to read first before rushing to post something too?? Your matter just weak me

Softorgasm:
these thread reeks of stupidity of the highest order..
op is writing out of ignorance..
Apart from well respected women that have made it and are mentors to billions of ladies out there, I'm pretty sure a lady like porn star afrocandy will feed the op and cater for him till he dies..

professorfal:
sometimes i wish some people were masturbated away.

ojun50:
Na dis way person take dey knw pinkin wey in mama nd papa still dey feed.

ellagabs:
u sound so lame bro,
i respect dem cus of al dose tins u mentiond above...

Twale to al d ladies in d world!
much respect...

Prettythicksmi:
lol,op is not feeling fine.

ellagabs:
u sound so lame bro,
i respect dem cus of al dose tins u mentiond above...

Twale to al d ladies in d world!
much respect...

m+u+m+u=..... Bloody arabs.. Reading from right to left.. Why posting a comment before reading? Who is condemning who here I smh for all ya'll

Prettythicksmi:
lol,op is not feeling fine.

He's deranged
Forgotten he's got a mum.

paybak:
so you failed to read first before rushing to post something too?? Your matter just weak me

How did u know I didn't that?
I think u're high on a pot[weed]

wtfCode:

How did u know I didn't that?
I think u're high on a pot[weed]

do u speak any english at all? what exactly are you saying here?