As reported by Ibe Caleb on social media;
A lady... decided to use CASSAVA as a Love Machine. She
carved the mouth to d desired shape. She had been using...
while using it on herself (recently) the cassava went deep in
and got stuck. She started bleeding and had to cry out for
help.

Jesu

Nawaaaaa! Why cassava? It has a very rough skin sha


I wonder what happened now to her great wall of vagina...

By the look from the cassava carving , that babe has a a bright future.... She should market some classes into vegetable carving for sexual satisfaction.

TrapQueen77:



Nawaaaaa! Why cassava? It has a very rough skin sha


I wonder what happened now to her great wall of vagina...

I think she used a condom to smoothens things out ( check the photo, condom still present)

MrBrownJay1:


I think she used a condom to smoothens things out ( check the photo, condom still present)

Even if she used condom sha..due to roughness this condom cud break ooo..and cud bruised or lacerate the wall of her NUNU, i mean literally

Na tekno cause all this one shaa.

o boy....and funny thing is that this same babe will be forming hard to lay on the street where free natural dicks are wasting away

TrapQueen77:




Even if she used condom sha..due to roughness this condom cud break ooo..and cud bruised or lacerate the wall of her NUNU, i mean literally

hmmmm

TrapQueen77:



Nawaaaaa! Why cassava? It has a very rough skin sha


I wonder what happened now to her great wall of vagina...

hmmm na wa ooo,,,is there no men in the streets anymore

Martin124:
hmmm na wa ooo,,,is there no men in the streets anymore

Well, i dunno..maybe her village is dominated by women sha

Pussie & Pussie dont fvcck sha...

Tekno should be held responsible..... I am sure that babe has been listening to 'pana' a lot

Soo funny

SonsOfLiverpool:
Soo funny

Lol na did kin tin u dey like

TrapQueen77:

Even if she used condom sha..due to roughness this condom cud break ooo..and cud bruised or lacerate the wall of her NUNU, i mean literally

As a woman, you do know that when you are so h0rny that you can't think straight (and no anaconda to take care of you), then only a good self-service session will do, to get your senses back.

But true, a cucumber previously dipped in warm water, would have been safer.

MrBrownJay1:


As a woman, you do know that when you are so h0rny that you can't think straight (and no anaconda to take care of you), then only a good self-service session will do, to get your senses back.

But true, a cucumber previously dipped in warm water, would have been safer.

Hahahaha...as if men cud think straight if their kondo is hard like zuma rock

Well, konji na bastard xa & nobody cant stopped it...

TrapQueen77:

Hahahaha...as if men cud think straight if their kondo is hard like zuma rock

Well, konji na bastard xa & nobody cant stopped it...

Men aint better when konji catches, but the majority will simply say "I love you" or better yet "I want you to be my wife" for any babe to magically open her legs.lol!

MrBrownJay1:


Men aint better when konji catches, but the majority will simply say "I love you" or better yet "I want you to be my wife" for any babe to magically open her legs.lol!

It seems tat ur an expert in this area

TrapQueen77:

It seems tat ur an expert in this area

Will never use the abomination of mankind (called marriage), to get between a woman's legs. When women are throwing coochie at men like frisbees, on any given weekend, marriage/love proposal is a waste of energy.

Its a known fact that we men have better means/options to get rid of konji, because we don't always associate sex with our emotions, like women do.

MrBrownJay1:


Will never use the abomination of mankind (called marriage), to get between a woman's legs. When women are throwing coochie at men like frisbees, on any given weekend, marriage/love proposal is a waste of energy.

Its a known fact that we men have better means/options to get rid of konji, because we don't always associate sex with our emotions, like women do.

Not all women associate emotions when having sex..some juz like wanna have fun as well...

Some women can control their emotions too

TrapQueen77:

Not all women associate emotions when having sex..some juz like wanna have fun as well...

Some women can control their emotions too

In the real world, yeah.....but in Nigeria, these women are a minority, where the majority think their coochie is sacred, and want a man to dance on his head before she hands it, or foolishly believes she is doing him a favour when sleeping with him (that often is exchanged for gift/money/handouts)

Imagine the damage she must have done to "our" (men's) coochie. No matter how this lady carved that cassava, it can never be better than a real anaconda. NEVER!

TrapQueen77:


Hahahaha...as if men cud think straight if their kondo is hard like zuma rock

Well, konji na bastard xa & nobody cant stopped it...

We can. Men have several erections a day.

The problems is when we see a girl we like, then have an erection.

Fake

That cassava don suffer no be small.. see the thing looking like real dic.k already..

women eeh! fear them

Bumbae1:

Lol na dis kin tin u dey like

no really why would someone do that. not even a cucumber. A cassava? Crazy

SonsOfLiverpool:
no really why would someone do that. not even a cucumber. A cassava? Crazy

lol

Bumbae1:

lol

meanwhile, you didn't answer my question. you live in lagos or UK?