Not too long ago, my former colleague, Frank, stayed with me for a few months. He was transferred from another town to the town where I was staying, and because he didn’t have anywhere to stay, and also because I was staying all alone in a big guest house, I gave him a room. Now whichever way you look at it, Frank is not handsome: he is short (about 5ft 3” or thereabout), has a little pot belly and generally does not dress well. Another thing about Frank is that he is extremely stingy and would never spend his money on any woman except where it is absolutely unavoidable. But Frank sure has a way with women! I can’t recollect the exact the number of women he brought home and slept with those few months – they were simply too many. He came home every other day with different women of different sizes and in some instances he even had more than one in a day. Now most of these women were very tall and very pretty; in fact he never came home with any ugly girl or any girl that was shorter than him, and anyway, any girl would have had to be a terrible dwarf to be shorter than him. The more amazing thing is that the ladies seemed to keep strictly to the times he allotted to them, none ever came out of turn or uninvited, and he easily ended any of the relationships once he felt he had had enough. I finally gave him quit notice when my girlfriend at the time started getting fond of him.

But I have never ceased to wonder about Frank and women. Short, pot-bellied and stingy as he is, what in the world does he tell these women that make them fall over him so? Folks does anyone have any idea what Frank tells these women?

elecktra:

**sniff sniff** do i smell jealousy cos frank is getting all the b.o.oty and you re not

no, not jealousy; afterall i wasnt doing too badly for myself! but Frank has to be a case study because his physical looks are no where close to the type they say women are attracted to and yet all the babes are falling over themselves!

saintneo:

he's got d magic stick

the magic stick - what is it? thats the question

Maybe he's attracting the types who like being disrespected. Apparently really pretty girls, are more likely to notice those who don't worship them, i.e. maybe the stingy, rude bad boy.

Frankie, Frank, lord knows how he got those women, but if I've learnt anything it's that you should never underestimate someone, especially if you're judging them based on their appearance.

A little thing called SWAGGER can go a long way.

Topup, u took the words right out my mouth. SWAG!!!that's all. Guys always forget; men go for what they see, women go for what they hear!

Abeg leave frankie boy alone make him flex,him dey yan the girls the koko.havent u heard of odi nkpun kpu na eme ire.(short but does great things)its natural with short people.i know a short ugly girl she does wonders too.(with rich fine boys oo)just lef matter o jare.

The art of seduction maybe frank has mastered the game either wat hate the game and not the player

@Poster you are a very good story teller, even I am very keen to to meet this "Frank".

topup:

Maybe he's attracting the types who like being disrespected. Apparently really pretty girls, are more likely to notice those who don't worship them, i.e. maybe the stingy, rude bad boy.

Frankie, Frank, lord knows how he got those women, but if I've learnt anything it's that you should never underestimate someone, especially if you're judging them based on their appearance.

A little thing called SWAGGER can go a long way.

I thought everything you said was on point but the bolded??. . . . . I do not agree with.

Are you suggesting that there are no modest decent girls/ladies who just want to have se.x??

Guy I think those girls are hookers because based on the profile of the guy it is almost impossible for him to be branded a ladies man.
Think of it:
No looks
Stingy
Squatting with a friend
Doesn't dress well
e.t.c
What then could possibly attract different pretty girls on a daily basis (even two in a day - come on even Michael Jackson no reach)

bk_baybe99:

Topup, u took the words right out my mouth. SWAG!!!that's all. Guys always forget; men go for what they see, women go for what they hear!

yes women go for hear! but the question is what exactly does Frank tell these woman to more than make up for his gross physical inadequacies??

madlady:




@Poster you are a very good story teller, even I am very keen to to meet this "Frank".

and who knows, u might just run into Frank one of these days! or are u also keen to commission me as an agent?

Flashfast1:

Guy I think those girls are hookers because based on the profile of the guy it is almost impossible for him to be branded a ladies man.
 

Frank's women are no professional hookers or love vendors! They are mostly 'responsible' working class babes! I personally discussed with some of them and I recollect that about two said they were bankers, one worked with a state ministry, another one with a private telecom company and so on

freecocoa:

Abeg leave frankie boy alone make him flex,him dey yan the girls the koko.havent u heard of odi nkpun kpu na eme ire.(short but does great things)its natural with short people.i know a short ugly girl she does wonders too.(with rich fine boys oo)just lef matter o jare.

u  are right oo. but the question is : these short, ugly people wey dey do wonders, wetin be their secret? what exactly do they do that give them their success irrespective of their uncomplimentary looks

short guys are usually funny & girls like that.

Ask Frank i m sure he will be willing to share his secret recipe with us,

@poster
On a second thought I think you deserve an award for LYING.
The entire story is one big lie.

Flashfast1:

@poster
On a second thought I think you deserve an award for LYING.
The entire story is one big lie.

keep ur second thought to ur self, i don't need it! ur first thought was bad enough: u think its 'IMPOSSIBLE' for a man to be a ladies man without looks and money, and which mean u don't get it!

Luvlgenius:

Ask Frank i m sure he will be willing to share his secret recipe with us,

Though I 've not seen him for a while now, I did ask him when we were staying together. We didn't have time to dwell on the topic on that occassion, so he didn't say much. he simply said: 'BROS, WHEN YOU PLAY THIS GAME, YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT'

and thats not very elaborate

zugoboss:

short guys are usually funny & girls like that.

What an eye opening observation , I dated a guy way shorter than me, we got along so well and his dry wit was wonderful.

So this is a trait short men have, woe is me, so a short man will have to be my husband

megacity:

keep your second thought to your self, i don't need it! your first thought was bad enough: u think its 'IMPOSSIBLE' for a man to be a ladies man without looks and money, and which mean u don't get it!

Come on man, the defensive tone of your response just gave you away. Try posting real stories next time. Or at least if it isn't real try not to make it sound real.
It was a good story though; I'll have to give you credit for that.

Flashfast1:

Come on man, the defensive tone of your response just gave you away. Try posting real stories next time. Or at least if it isn't real try not to make it sound real.
It was a good story though; I'll have to give you credit for that.

why the personal attack?

if u ain't gat something to say abeg free this guy boh!

@poster
Yeah! short guys are quite funny, proud, confidents and also VERY RUDE AND I THINK QUITE A NUMBER OF WOMEN LIKE THOSE STUFFS IN A GUY.

Are you sure he's not using 'jazz' Because let's face it, the guy's not exactly a hunk, what kind of 'swagga' could he possibly have? No matter how smooth an operator he has, he can't keep getting that lucky. He might get a girl once in a while or at least sometimes, but ALWAYS That's absurd . . except u r exagerating!

Ujujoan:

Are you sure he's not using 'jazz' Because let's face it, the guy's not exactly a hunk, what kind of 'swagga' could he possibly have? No matter how smooth an operator he has, he can't keep getting that lucky. He might get a girl once in a while or at least sometimes, but ALWAYS That's absurd . . except u r exagerating!

jazz?? are u kidding me? how does that work?

I know its not luck at all; this guy has a way with women. his success with women is far too consistent and pervasive to be luck.

As a matter of fact, this story is true-life even up to the name of the guy in question - FRANK. Also this story is not exaggerated, if anything his success with uncountable women of different shades and sizes was somewhat understated.

CSI AFRICA, you said the women were always on time, Hmmm, They were whores! Not the cheap off the street ones, but those brothel classy ones! But still, they were whores!!!

Frank charm!

You guys are over thinking this stuff; the guy may be simply paying these ladies. Since you gave him a room in your big house, that would free up some money that can be used to pay for the services of these women. You also said that Frank will not spend his money on women unless it is unavoidable; that is to say, maybe the only way he could bring them to his house was to spend money on them. Mind you, because you think he is stingy--probably because he is stingy to himself--does not mean he won't spend his money on all this women; and while you think you know him, you may not really know this guy--he may be a trick.

I tink it has 2 do wit people dat are calld frank. They hav a way of being real and livin life 2 d fullest. Somtimes this sort of attraction is not explanable even by frankys themselves. I 4 one hav a twin brother who is everythin i am not in terms of looks, he is like 5 times more handsome than me. But at the end of the day he comes 2 me wit the same questions like d poster. We are just FRANK dats all.

Absolute power they said corrupt absolutely.He learnt the art.i wish i can meet him and let have it gamed.i bet u all with me a competitor is a failure.Seduction is an art.u keep upgrading else u down big time.lucky me!am a coach in the seduction game.

why are you asking us this question . Frank is in the best position to answer. Or probably use your girl friend as a bait to know all those secret from him. lol so stop asking question that we cant answer.

You are a man like him my guy, so am not suprised that you are confused with his runs. It takes a man to see beyond the physical appearance of a woman, for the real beauty. It takes a woman to see beyond all the physical appearance, for a real man. Frank must have an inner beauty to be able to control these women, which you might never see as a man. That shouldnt be a sorth of competition though or something to be brag abt.