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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Damibiz(m): 1:02pm On May 23, 2017
Men i mst confuse that u re soo good,more update nd i will bring my family here to move this work to permenate location...Damibiz is oberving

Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:11pm On May 23, 2017
nice story...would be nicer if u used my moniker as A character in your STORY THO
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:39pm On May 24, 2017
Nice story Darbeey!!

Nice one Man!!!

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:58pm On May 27, 2017
Episode 5

I kept starring at the piece of paper on me, yet nothing in it was understandable except that of the six thousand four hundred naira i got billed.

The call that came into my phone made me alerted and realised the full implication of what came on me. It was a strange number

"hello"
The voice i heard was familiar
but i needed to be sure.
Maybe because the person is not speaking out clearly
"who am i on to"?

"Bunmi"
eehn! Bunmi, where d' fuk are you.
" Im in a hospital at Ilorin "
"ha, what happened" i enquired.
" i wanted to give you a surprise visit and will call you immediately im at my friend's place in Lagos. But we got involved in an accident around Ilorin. I was rushed to the general hospital here."

" im so sorry to hear this, b.bbb..but how are you feeling now ?"

" please call me back, and she hung up"

Again, i was back at the reality before me.

I never knew this people could be so heartless, how can you allow me finish a meal before giving me the bills, haba!

Beny is truly a 'devil'. She has ordered a bowl of fried chips and crunchy chicken laps. Had i known not to have ordered same delicacy for myself, i should have just asked for a table water and tell her im purging. No wonder the bill got so outrageous.

I asked Beny if she was through with her meal and she said yes. As i was about standing up to take a move down to the counter, my eyes quickely scanned through the table.
"Ha! " i screamed.
Beny looked up from her phone and asked me why i screamed. I said nothing.... I knew she got the picture of what was wrong. I movef away from our table, and was off to the counter.
"ha, im cursed, someone has truly sent this lady to deal with me". Do you know that Beny ate just a bite from her chicken meal and said she was through. Meaning i will pay a whooping 6400 naira for a meal and one winch wasted it.

In no time i was already facing the Indian man who heads them there.

"sir, can i drop my phone and get some cash from my house to settle my bill. I never imagined my bills will be as much as what i have here"

"oh so sorry about that, we actually dont like the idea of collecting customers valuables in exchange for their bills. Okay, let me see the phone."
I dipped my hand into my pocket and brought out my Gionee m5. The phone was truly a breauty to behold. I gave him the phone but what i heard next shocked me beyond
my imagination.

"This is the phone sir, i will back soon" i said as i handed the phone to him.

"you must be stupwid to say that, do you think we are playing here? Im calling the police."
I thought he was joking, " why are you calling the police sir"?
I probed.
"so you want to swindle us here, you too much Ali baba" he said in a typical indian way of speaking English.
I tried to fartom what he meant by all this, i couldn't understand until Beny walked up to the counter and asked what was going on.
" babe never mind, just go and sit down, i will settle it soon" what could i have said, i don't want her to know i will soon get arrested for eating a scrumptious meal and yet, refusing to pay.

" you came with him?" The bald headed Indian man asked Beny and she nodded in affirmation.

" see, he too much Ali baba, all food chop chop and no money to pay. Now he gave me this kind of useless phone"
That was when it dawn on me that he is angry because i gave him a phone that has crack on the screen. Imagine! Do you know how much Gionee m5 is been sold? Truth be told guys, that phone screen crack pattern resembles the map of Nigeria, but its still very much working.
I got so angry with this man that i snatched my phone away from him and made a call.

"hello, Bisi please check where i keep my shoes, There this shoe.....that my white shoe, i think it is inside the socks... I think i kept some money there, please can you bring it to me inside Ikeja city mall now?"
" but you told me you dont have anything on you this morning, how come you have money inside your shoes again na waa for you oo" she answered.
" can you bring it for me or i should come and take it myself?" She hung up without giving me a definite answer.

I was still checking if truly she hung up on me while i was still on a hot seat. You know that feeling you have when someone hang up while you are still talking to him/her. You know how you'll be checking the phone again as if the phone is the real enemy... That was exactly how i was looking at my phone. I was like what insolence!

" so you have someone in your house, that is why you don't want to visit abi" Beny broke me in between and i got more confused.
From Indian man to Bisi and now the original parasite who have caused me my trouble, Beny.. "Ha!" i sighed and was ready to just die.
Like play like play, Indian man have started alerting the security personel around. I just started seeing the whole thing in its true colour.
I immediately tried Bisi number again and she dropped the call. Maybe she pressed the red button by mistake. I tried again and same thing happened... I kept trying more and more but Bisi kept pressing her red button, and i got frustrated.
I was just about asking Benu to salvage the situation when two hefty security guys neared me and asked me what i am going to do or they go lock me up in there guard room. Immeditely i heard 'guardroom' my heart nearly jumped out of my mouth.

"sir, im calling someone already please be patient" i spoke with the best humility i could ever thought of.

"oga i will give you just 20 minutes to settle yourself, or else.... Hmmmmn''

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 7:02pm On May 27, 2017
"oga i will give you just 20 minutes to settle yourself, or else.... Hmmmmn'' The guy said and left.
I wasn't even seeing what was going on, i never knew Beny had already left the scene, maybe it was because those security guys were shading me before, they actually kept me in between.
I started searching for Beny and voiala! Beny was already opened the door, she had picked her bag and was leaving. I thought of calling her and something popped in my heart to just let her
go.

I was still in full thoughts of how i just lost out and got disgraced in front of my 'new signing'.. I immediately saw that hefty security coming back towards the eatery, i checked my time and it was already 23minutes pass the time i was given to settle my debt.
I heart started pumping harder as the guy moves nearer. He got to me and was about asking something when somethinh happened.
"check, echo red22 to echo blue40, come in" that was his radio talking. He immediately backed me and answered.
" echo red44 on " The big guy answered.
I couldn't hear the conversation, but not quite long he turned to me and said he is coming back.

I sat down back, i realized all the workers in there kept starring at me whenever the pass through my table.

I had already started calling Bisi severally and yet she is not picking up still.
It wasnt long the guy is already coming back and this time i was ready for anything that may happen.
"guy, let us go"
i follwed without hesitation, not as if i was ready to be jailed but i couldnt do anything again. All thanks i wasnt rough handled. I was already exhausted. We walked some distance and turned onto a path that wasnt crowdy. It wasnt long before we got to our destination. It was there that i realised it would be locked inside a toilet.

"give me your phone" The guy ordered.
"Bros, if i give you this phone how will i call the person who will bring me money"?
" Hin be like say crazee dey worry you, money wey nobody gree bring give you since, na now dem wan come give you. Give me the phone now and bundle yourself inside before i change my mind ooo" i obliged.

The guy locked me inside and left.
The place was dark and lonely. My fear got defeated inside, i had earlier feared that the place would smell like...... But that 'prison' wasnt. I made a resolution in my mind never to have a girlfriend again and if i have to, no more eatries, straight to any Bar or my house.

I was still lost in my thoughts and before the door opened again and i was faced with Bisi. She has already paid the bills and was about bailing me out of my mess.

Many thoughts kept running in my mind.
'How did she knew where i was'
' Did i mention KFC'
' what if i did, has she been told i came with a lady'?
" oga, come outside now" the voice sounds like that of the guy that dumped me in there.

I moved out and Bisi gave me the worst look i have ever seen on her.
"lets go oo" she spoke at last, and i followed her like a sheep going for slaughter.


We trekked home and arrived home in no time.
The smell in the room made me know Bisi had cooked.

I was already starving, what nonsense food have i eaten at that KFC sef.

"who is the girl you went with to that eatery" I was just about to swallow the first morsel of Eba i saw on my laptop desk, when Bisi threw the 'first jab ( question ). The jab hits me at the very wrong place. Why cant she just postpone the question and ask maybe when im through with food in front of me. The food wasnt just any food, that was Egusi vegetable that had the conjuction of perewinko as the coach, the last 3 defenders were stock fish and plenty chopped liver. The midfield was manned by the thick egusis that stood gallantly with the well washed bitterleaf. Bisi is a bad person wahalahi, she used this well munched Eba as the top striker. Oh oh, maybe she knew how well to discipline me. She knew it, after sex my best hobby is eating.
Well, the jab hit me perfectly and as i was just about swallowing the first morsel was when the question came in. I waited for some seconds before deciding either to swallow the eba in my mouth or just leave the food and move outside.
' im starving, how can i leave this well prepared food and go outside. She knows the truth already..... I cant lose my appetite and at the same time lose sex with her tonight na.... But wait oooo, if i should eat this food i would have already given in to her that im guilty. If i form anger and go out, she would later beg me and let the whole thing slide.' i was still lost in my thoughts when the second punch came.
" you are even about to eat the food you couldnt pay for"
Bisi should have been a boxer, she'll do so well in that profession..... Those punches are going in well. Truth be told, she asked me for money and i told her i am very broke.
Immediately she said the last word i got up and went out, forming anger. At least that was my last escape route.

I immediately went to my friend's place Shedrack. I knocked his door and waited for response but none came. I called his number.
"bros where you dey na"
" i dey house"
" bros i dey your door mouth oo"
Shedrack came opened the door, but instead of inviting me in, Shedrack stood at his door and told me to wait a lil.
I looked at him from head to toe and i noticed a bulge in his boxers.
" bros hin be like say you dey gbensh, i will come back bros " i said while laughing.
"come in joor" a sweet voice said from inside.

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by HITTED(m): 7:07pm On May 27, 2017
Hitted is wrong English, Op. Stop giving me unnecessary mentions.

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 7:09pm On May 27, 2017
I immediately went to my friend's place Shedrack. I knocked his door and waited for response but none came. I called his number.
"bros where you dey na"
" i dey house"
" bros i dey your door mouth oo"
Shedrack came opened the door, but instead of inviting me in, Shedrack stood at his door and told me to wait a lil.
I looked at him from head to toe and i noticed a bulge in his boxers.
" bros hin be like say you dey gbensh, i will come back bros " i said while laughing.
"come in joor" a sweet voice said from inside.

I went in and lo and behold the room was smelling like a fresh pussay. I didnt see anybody but i was hearing the drop of water from the bathroom.
Shedrack opened his fridge and brought out a very cold gulder. He popped his and i reluntantly openes my can too.

" bros, i don climb tree pass the leaf stage oo."
" wetin happen" Shedrack asked.
I narrated the whole story to him. He told me to be patient that he would go with me to beg Bisi. He blamed me and i accepted all the blames.

After like 45minutes of arriving Shedrack's place. We had already gulped almost 6 cans.... That is why i like Shedrack jare, the guy's fridge dey always dey stocked.


We left his house, and went to my place. Not too far though. On getting to my house, something shocking had already happened.
I opened the door and met the door closed. I was surprised, but the truth is that Bisi had left.
Still very shocked, i dialled her number and she picked.
" Bisi im very sorry"
" Really, are you" Bisi answered in a mocking way, and there after starts to cry.
The whole got so emotional and before i knew it Bisi hung up. With lighting speed i called her back but her number was already switched off.

It was as if the reality dawned on me.
Bisi was gone and i got so lonely once more.

Night came that same day and i tried calling Bisi severally, yet no luck, her num was switched off.
I immediately remembered when i was in year 2, back in my NCE days. Am i not an ingrate, how could i have done such thing too Bisi.... Someone who loved me to the extent of
paying my school fees. Dad had some issues then and i was on the verge of dropping out and there comes my saviour... Bisi, she had lied to her parents about her fees and collected double. She paid mine.


I started thinking so many awkward things, ' was she involved in an accident too'?
With this thoughts, i remembered Bunmi again.

I rushed to my phone opened it amd gave her a call and then the whole truth about her accident scenario got revealed to me.


Next update




" send me your home address, im coming tomorrow"

I opened the door and all i saw was a radiating lady in front of me. She looks so georgeous.... I searched for bruises on her but saw none......


Stay tuned guys...
Im sorry for the late updates, my work is now so tedious and i hardly have any chance to type.

Expect an update before monday.
I love y'all



Drabeey wrote this

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by sunkieisland(m): 11:41am On May 28, 2017
bumper to bumper

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by franksteele: 8:12pm On May 28, 2017
Still waiting

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:08am On May 29, 2017
D id i mention that i recieved a message from Bunmi?
Oh, maybe i didn't... See my reason.
After the severral romp of kisses Bisi gave to me day she came, we got so intimate. While the kissing operation was still on, she was also busy stroking my pennnis, inside my boxers. I held her close to me, while she was busy stroking my rod with right hand and with her left hand, she was busy playing with my nnipples. I pray for all my male readers that God provide a version of Bisi into your life.... See, Bisi is so good. Just with those cuddling and pre intimacy, Bisi made me shoot my sperm into my boxers, Yet i haven't even penetrated. I held her so tight when i was shooting my liquid and when i finally let go of her, i felt so weak and just managed to remove my cloths.
I entered the bathroom and washed up the mess. I came into the room naked and that was when i saw my 'Lepa shandy' . Bisi was unclad, she had only this red pants on her and her jingle bell were dangling before my eyes. Immediately i came out she rushed down and gave me a hug.
"i miss you" she whispered into my ear. I couldn't say anything i just carried her and dumped her on mu matrass.
She located my right breast with her tongue and started tickling it. "not again" i whispered so low that she may not even hear. I immediately got aroused again and needed no time to waste. I pulled her up a lil, i saw her breast and well shooted nnipple and went straight for it. I sucked it that if it were to drip milk, i could have milked her dry. I know the soft center of gravity of Bisi, i licked her left ear with my tongue, she shook immediately and i realised some goose pimple all over her body. No need for a prophet to tell me she is ready for me. While still locked on her ears, Bisi was already removing her pants.
I opened her both legs far wide to each other and was faced with not too shaved pussy. I dont know why she always like to leave the upper part of her pussay unshaved, but truly i got hungry of eating that pussay, yet i will never dare that. Bisi hates that with passion.
I slid my strong ddick into her warm pussay. Immediately i had entered into her fully, she draw me so closer. How can i ever stop loving to fvck Bisi. No i cant oo. While i was busy knacking her in a K- missionary style, Bisi kept rolling her waist, making the friction so intense and so enjoyable. Well, i didnt last 15 minutes before i shoot my fluids right into her hole. Yes, no time to wore any condom.
I got so tired that day that immediately i came down on Bisi's ' mount Sinai ', i dozed off immediately.
Little did i know that Bisi had gone through all my messages... Funny enough, Bunmi sent a me a message that night.
" send me your home address, i've been discharged and will be coming tomorrow."
The message came in while Bisi was busy checking my phone. She had read it and didn't mention that to me.

It was when i called Bunmi that she told me she is already in Lagos and was expecting my message. She even said that was why she called me in the afternoon.

I sent my home address and asked when she'll be coming. She said its not clear yet. That she wants to recuperate well at her friend's place before coming down. That isnt a bad idea though.


Bisi was gone and i still cant imagine why i could have left her to go. I was still nursing the guilty conscience in me when i started dosing off.

I dozed off and recieved a call. I relunctantly picked up the call.
That was Neyo, he wanted us to go out together, and with some of his friends too.

I told him i will be going to work the next day but he wasnt ready to listen. That son of a gun.

He came and picked me up at my house and we drove all the way down at Ajah.

We docked at a popular Bar there and the merrying started.
Neyo and his two friend were all over ladies dancing and partying so hard. I just sat down somewhere, kept my cool and jejely sipping my drinks.
Neyo observed my countenance and he came to talk with me.
"guy wetin do you na" He asked shouting on top of his voice. Maybe the loud blast of music made him shouted that much. I told him to sit down, while i narrated the story of what ttanspired to him. He laughed so hard at the part where i got locked up, i had to supply a knock on his head before he came back to his senses.
" o boy, you too stingy with ladies sha, why you go dey lie say money no dey your hand, na waa for you ooo. Serves you right sha"
I gave him this bad look and he mentained his gentleman again.
"guy i never even tell you that story finish sef".

Who won't want to hear such stories, i paid rapt attention immediately.

He adjusted his seat and started.

" guy, that white lady nearly put me for gobe ooo.
You know, after that day i started avoiding some contacts with her. I don't texts often again. I was only been careful. Im sure she would be followed by some secret service agents that will keep she and her sister under stiff watch, like those Hollywood movies. I can't imagine myself been deported because of a white girl pussy. Should i be deported back to Nigeria, i will be just go and be selling pawpaw inside traffic. In order to avoid my fear, i just have to avoid stories that touch the heart.


She noticed all this and called me one day to meet her at a hotel not far from my place.

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:09am On May 29, 2017
She also sent a code. She said that is the confirmation code i'll use at the reception to get a key to the room.
I kept wondering immediately i entered the room, how come this lady could afford such a luxurious hotel. The foam on the bed was so succulent and just so comfortable. The pillow had this fur that made me thought my head was on a sheep's stomach.

I had just started searching for a suitable station before i heard a knock at the door.
Who could it have been rather
than Jane.
I opened the door and guess who i saw.... Nathan. Remember? The Ghanian guy.

Nathan came in with his massive chest. I was still suprised and was about asking him was before she and her sister walked in.

Nathan was holding a bottle of voldka, little surprise why Jane and her sister were acting a little bit strange. They were tipsy.

Jane rushed on me and gave a kiss that threw both of us down the sofa, and yes all her breath was full of alchohol.

" Neyio, wanna tell ya something" she dragged me toward the balcony. She dipped her hands into my pockets and stuffed some paper notes in there. Those papers were squeezed. " Get some new cloths " She whispered into my ears.
What nonsense, was she trying to insult me? If my cloths aint befitting enough, she could have just walk into a store and get me new ones.
I checked my pocket and brought out the 'stupid' papers... They are 10$ cummulation of 500$. See money! I tried to contain my excitement. Jane had already moved back in after she stuffed the money into my pockets.
I went back in to land some kiss on her lips and what i saw got me shocked.

Nathan was trying to sniff some white substance into his nose... Still shocked i looked at Jane's sister face and she also have this white dots on her nose. I tried looking for Jane and realised she had gone into the Bathroom. I was weak and dropped on the sofa... That was when Nathan invited me to party along.
"you care" pointing some white substance i belived was cocaine to me.
" hmmn, no just pass me the drink" i finally said while still very afraid.
He gave me the bottle and i gulped some content. It was so hot, my throats got entagled as if its gonna tear. I dropped the bottle to get some relief.

I was just about telling Nathan how i feel before i realised he was deep in romance with her girlfriend. She was half unclad. Her red nipple was well placed and fitted on her breast.
I wonder why it was her breast
my eyes caught on first. White girls sha, always trying to be on thr man. It was as if i was watching a Blue film.. They both were all over eachother like bees. Jane came out and the sound of the door put me out of the live porn i was watching. To my surprise, Jane wasnt wearing anything as she came out of the bath fully naked. That was when i realised what was going on.

How could she come like that, knowing fully well Nathan was also in the room. Couldn't Nathan and Jane's sister be a little decent and not try fuvking each other in my presence. I was thinking about all this before i realised Janes was all over me.
I immediately got aroused, i wouldnt know why, praobably it was the drink i took. I had earlier wanted to move out but i think i kept enjoying all that was happening. Jane had already started singing with my flute. She was sucking my diick while i was watching Nathan and his pathner fucvk the hell out of each other. Jane's sister was good, she was at then giving Nathan so,e cowgirl's position.

I held Jane by the head to avoid her chocking from my long pistol.
I was also ready for action, i pulled her up and landed my head in between her legs.... I could see the surprise in her face, but she couldnt say anything as she was enjoying the whole mouthing. It was barely up to 3 minutes after i had started washing her plates with mu mouth when i suddenly got bath with splashes of water. ' wa d' fuk' she just squirted all over me. She kept shaking and held my head tight in there. I stood up immediately dragged her to me and turned her back to my dickkk side all violently. I gave her a spank on her down cheeks and she screamed a little. I inserted my already strong dicck into her pussay and she moaned softly. We digged each other for a long time and all i could feel was all more energy. I released my fliud into her and i realised she was already so tired. I dropped on the bed as soon as i 'came' . We are both exhausted.



I woke up a little bit crampy and realised the whole room was dark. I felt my body touching another soft one. The switch of the bulb was just by thr side of the bed and close to where i was. I switched it on and saw a totally different person on the bed. It was Jane's sister. Immediately my brain flashed back and i realised i had bleeped this same person twice. Still surprised i looked around and saw Nathan and Jane still banging each other".

" guy, you banged the sister too." ? I asked.

" see you, but wetin my eyes see ehn... Guy no be small oo , those girls na devil dem two be " Neyo said.
" wait oo, what about that your girl wey get accident
that day" Neyo asked..

" ha, she said she is now in Lagos ooo, but i yet to see her "

Neyo and i agreed to start going as i will still be going to work.


I got home, couldnt sleep again as it was already morning. I dressed up and off to work.
I have this lady that always eye me at work. She is always all over me, i will tell you about her later.

I got back home that day, very weak and tired, when i recieved Bunmi's call that she is around, Ikeja. I gave her a full descript

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:11am On May 29, 2017
I got back home that day, very weak and tired, when i recieved Bunmi's call that she is around, Ikeja. I gave her a full description till i got a knock at my door. Knowing fully well is was Bunmi. I opened up and what i saw got me surprised.


I opened the door and all i saw was a radiating lady in front of me. She looks so georgeous.... I searched for bruises on her but saw none.
"Bunmi, but you said you were involved in an accident" i asked.

" i wasnt, i just want to know how much you love me"
i got so angry at her statement but i contained it. All that was important was to lay my eyes on the Pussay i had been seeing on phone. I need to touch that meaty pussay.



Next update...




She reavealed she has been in Lagos since a month now and only wanted to get some money from me....

"but who have you been with"




Drabeey wrote this.

Thank you guys for the advice and supports im getting, please do not relent. Thanks.
By the way, i might be using some monikers as characters in my story, i know you will all support me. I love y'all.

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Damibiz(m): 1:18am On May 31, 2017
Drabeey,nice work,kontinue Damibiz is following

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jun 03, 2017
Expect TWO updates in the next 48 hours. ITS SUPER!


I av been busy, so sorry guys


drabeey was HERE
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 5:57am On Jun 04, 2017
pisode 6




She reavealed she has been in Lagos since a month now and only wanted to get some money from me....

"but who have you been with" i queried.

"I was with my friend" she answered shyly.

I made her know that was an expensive joke she played on me. Nonetheless, i wouldn't want to be too harsh on her.
I no fit shout, i sex starved.

We talked in length that day and i was so happy too. Two things complemented my happiness. One was that i have a new pussay waiting for me and also, i got my salary alert that day. Goduwin!

Butnmi is this kind of lady that have a small body yet has a massive yansh. Long yansh and some succulent milk industry to complement it. Above all she is a powerful superb kisser. If they award degree in fuckinology, Bunmi should be close to getting one.

She gave me the tip of the iceberg that day she came. I had ordered a bottle of coke and that was already chilling in my fridge before she came. After she had dropped her bag. She sat down a bit. We were staring at each other and i dont even know what to say, all i had in my mind was how one idiot had been bathing and swimming in her pussay all this while. I had even forgotten Bisi ever existed.
She broke the ice when she asked if she could take her bath, that was when i recalled that i should have even offered her drinks.
"Yes, you can take off your cloths here or inside the bathroom. I will be outside, all me if you need anything". She said okay and i left the room.

After maybe 5 minutes, i got her call, i was outside playing candy crush on my phone. I didnt pick it. I went inside. I knocked at my own door and the voice ordered me to come in. I entered and immediately rushed back outside.
"oh sorry" i pleaded.
" come in now " she ordered again.... That was when i went back inside hoping she had covered herself up, but nay, she was still unclad. I was left to see all her boobs and massive hips. She is really a figure 8. That boobs were as if no one had touched it before. Bunmi had already gone into the fridge and was already about to finish a can of 'black bullet'.
" ha, that one is alcoholic oo" i screamed.
She looked at it and immediately gulped the remaining. I couldn't imagine what i was seeing but that was Bunmi drinking an alcoholic drink i wont dare finish in 4hours within 10minutes..
She asked me to get her soap that she cant find any soap in my lobby. I immediately remembered i had finished the soap earlier that day. I went into my wardrobe and brought out a new one.
" can you come help me with my back in there, i want you to help me scrub my back" . I nodded in affirmation. What could i have done, i dont even know what to say at that point.

You are a first timer in anything you have never done before and surely it must show. I went straight into the bath with her. "how can you come into a bathroom with your cloths on" she said as she was about pouring water on herself. Na waa ooo, no be you wan bath? Wetin com concern my own.... I was still trying to figure out why i should have removed my cloths though, was when it dawned on me that, Bunmi had wanted us to bath together, see green light!. I rushed back into the room, removed my cloths and let my dangling penniss jingle after me as i bounced into the bathroom.

She already applied soap on her face. I had a good of Bunmi's arse from the rear. How could i have managed to secure Bunmi. 'Abiodun the great'! I hailed myself inside my mind and felt some ego in me.


I moved nearer as the water splashed on my body... I held her two breast from behind, lo and behold i felt the art of smoothness, the tenderness of her breast was all a man should crave for. I realised what Wordsworth could have been feeling when he wrote about him adoring the coy mistress's breast for 10 years each! Maybe he wasnt exagerating, if i was asked then too, i would have said same. Bunmi's breast was a prayer point to every man out there. My penniss touched her arse and i felt a surge all over my body as if i just stepped on a live wire, those cheeks are strong and 'pillowish'.
Immediately she felt my strong diick on her arse, she turned around facing me and landed a kiss on my lips. She kisses more better than my 'matter'. She was already stroking my 'third leg' while still on a kiss romp. When im not Jesus, who could have lived 33 years on earth and not touch a woman, me ke! I handled her breast like i was holding the handle of a bike. She moaned amd whispered something into my ears. " i hate when you squeez my breast " it was as if i heard from a ghost. Oh, i see why those breast were still firm. "please Bleep me" Bunmi said. She was not even wasting time, she had already bent down under the shower. All thanks to the steady water supply, the shower kept rushing adding to the good sensational moment.
Ye! See better pussay begging me to devour..... I tiptoed and located the pussay hole from behind, alas! I discovered it without much wahala. I slowly penetrated and at last i was in, what could be sweeter than entering a girl's pussay from behind. Nothing! Oh, maybe entering into paradise, but i dont know that yet. Let God allow me into paradise so that i can feel the difference between the two. All these stupid thoughts on my mind, it was not even up to 3 minutes after i had gone in before i shot my cumm into her vagina.
Quick digression, guys why is it that we always feel bad whenever we ej@culated pre-maturely? Is the fun of sex not only when we shoot our fluid?
Well, i felt so bad and i dont even
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:00am On Jun 04, 2017
Quick digression, guys why is it that we always feel bad whenever we ej@culated pre-maturely? Is the fun of sex not only when we shoot our fluid?
Well, i felt so bad and i dont even know what next to do again. I bacame shy and my prick was already deflated like a punctured tyre. Bunmi who knew how i may be feeling stroked my thing severally but that one just remained like that.
I left angrilly into the room, got myself cleaned up and started playing my candy crush again.
Bunmi came in after she was through with her bath and was still naked, i saw her freshly shaved pussay again and got amused by it. i remembered the day i met her at Jebba, kwara and Niger state border. My truck was stucked in a hefty traffic jam and im no more in mood of staying with the drivers. I got down and started treking. I was starving, i needed food. What better food could you have eaten along that road than tea, bread and fried egg, better still maybe a half done indomie, Mtchew!
I had barely walked a few kilometres when i saw this ' mai shai' selling indomie and tea. I stopped and ordered for a hot tea and bread. I was still waiting for my turn when these two ladies walked pass me. I dont have passion for fat ladies nor fair ones. Bunmi wasn't fat but fairer and her friend was bulky but chocolate colour. I can manage that of been fair, but fat, hmmmm i will pass.
I left the table where i was sitting while i ran after the two duo, i managed to stop them. I excused the petite one. She answered but the other lady wasnt cool with it, she kept hissing.
" hottest babe in the world"
i said as she gave me attention. She smiled and i knew this is already a done deal.
" i know you guys are up to something, and im not ready to delay you"
"Your friend is even jealous, but who cares, you are more of an angel than she is" i said making my voice as low as possible.
" may i have your number, so as not to delay you" it was as if i jarzed her, she called her num and i typed.


Bunmi stood for some minutes and came to me on the bed. She asked if we could go out together and get some drugs. I obliged and we went out to a nearby medicine store.
All i had in my mind was probably she was buying some drugs that won't make her pregnant. She turned to ,e and asked me to give her 200naira.
I have at least 800 naira in my pocket, but i told her i didnt bring along my wallet. She later paid and we left. On getting home, she handed a pill to me. I was still dumbfounded and surprised on why she would give me a pill. Something i hates with passion.
" you should have taken trams before bleeping me " That was when i knew what she had gone to buy at the chemist was a Tramadol.

I never knew tramadol works for sex enhancement. I was so surprised and wasnt ready to take such thing. She gave this look that shows she was angry and i got scared she might just leave like Bisi left too. I took the pill and swallowed it.


We sat together inside the room and had started discussing.

" how did you know that your male friend you are with for so long"

" im the one that mentioned a male to you" she answered.

" well i only guessed"

she smiled and answered " he is my old friend from primary school, and he is my Boyfriend too". I heard this and decided no more question relating to that again.



It was barely 30minutes and i had started feeling dizzy.
I told her how i was feeling and she told me to drink some cold water and i did.




Next update..


I was still banging her hard when i heard a knock on my door. The door banged again and i yet i couldn't answer nor say anything until the door flew open.
The person I saw at my door mouth shocked me.







Drabeey wrote this.
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Momoh7(m): 6:05am On Jun 04, 2017
Drabeey:
Expect TWO updates in the next 48 hours. ITS SUPER!



I av been busy, so sorry guys



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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 11:21am On Jun 04, 2017
Episode 7



As if she knew what was going on, Bunmi took off my boxers and gave me a blow j*b. She was had given me a massive erection. She mounted me like she was mounting a toilet sink. She bleeped me while all i did was to moan in joy. In no time she got tired, i changed her from the top and assumed the position. I dont know where this powerful strength came from. I banged the hell out of her.
Her pussay had became dry but i was not in any mood to allow her go.
I still continue drilling her without mercy. I felt for her when she started pleading we take a break. What break, I've not even release.

I was still banging her hard when i heard a knock on my door. The door banged again and i yet i couldn't answer nor say anything until the door flew open.
The person I saw at my door mouth shocked me. Niyi!

What a useless he goat, i jumped up wrapped bunmi up with the bed spread.

Neyo apologised and left the room. I got my clothes on and followed him. Well, he came in good fate. He had only wanted me to hang out with him before he moves back to thr state. Neyo my man.

I told him about the lady inside and he was surprised.
"how could she pull such stunt"
he asked.
Well, that is a bygone. We were still reminiscing on how we are going to miss each other while he's gone before Neyo gave me a story i would never forget. I remembered i owe that guy.



Aunty Bosola was our lesson teacher, she is a lady of around 24 - 25 years when Neyo and i were 14 and 13 respectively. My dad has always complained on how i play too much, yet Neyo was no difference. We play together and nothing was up there.
Mummy Niyi employed this Aunty Bosola to always give Neyo coaching every week day after school. So she had broken the ties between my best friend and i, i was lonely.
Dad on seeing Niyi had started lessons with a teacher, he enrolled me too under the teacher.
Aunty Bosola will come and teach us at home and sometimes we will go and meet her at home too, depending on what her mood dictates.
She lives on the third street to ours. I think she just ffinished her ND then, im not too sure as i was still too young to know what OND is.

I had not been going for lessons for like 2weeks. I wasdown with a fever. Aunty Bosola had suggested that Niyi comes and take his lessons every day at her house since she wouldn't come and teach only one person at our place. Dont forget Niyi and i lived on thesame street.

It was after two weeks when i had gotten better. Neyo and i went for our lectures. I was only doing my exercise( work ) when she said i should go and get her a cane. I got afraid, im sure Neyo was too. She gave me some money and i dashed out. Still afraid of been lashed, i took my time and i came back only to meet the door to our teacher's room locked from inside. Well, i had made up my mind to tell her i saw no whip. I knocked and no response. I sat out there and i heard the tick from the door, that was our teacher opening the door. Neyo was sweating but Bosola wasnt. I guessed Neyo just served a punishment.
"Where is the cane i told you to buy" aunty queried.
"no cane ma" i was expecting a slap but what i got was her asking for her money. I gave that back to her and she said we through for the day.

On our way home, i asked Neyo if Bosola had given her punishment, and he said 'no'.
"but why are you sweating".
He then told me to promise him, something if i want him to tell me what happened. What else could i have promised than maybe a biscuit or half of my pocket money. I told him i promised but nothing definite. He narrated that he has since last week been washing the 'plate' of our teacher. Maybe you don't understand, Neyo was always giving our aunty a mouth action every day since i've been down with sickness.
I asked how that feels to him and seems that idiot
was cool with it, but i wasnt.

In my mind i wouldn't do such nonsense, i would rather perform that action i always see in blue films i watch. Not that nonsense of licking a pussay. Well one day god answered my prayers....

We had gone there on our normal lesson class when aunty Bosola told two of us to come and suck her. How did she know im aware of the nonsense she's always doing with Niyi. Maybe it was Neyo who told her himself, that im not sure.

She was so certain i wont form ignorance. Neyo who knew his job raised her skirt up, she wasn't wearing any pants and i took the breast side.

Neyo, was still battling the pussay region when i was already tired of the whole thing. Bosola didnt know anything, she was busy moaning.
I took of my trousers and told Neyo to remove his head. I don't even know what came over me that day, i inserted my penisss into her before she could open her eyes. She opened her eyes and was surprised at what she saw. Enough of what happened that day, but that was the day Neyo and i got disflowered.


That story was still fresh in my head but the aspect Neyo was hitting remains a unclear still.

"guy, you owe me and i love to bang that girl inside your room" Neyo said.

I looked at him as if i just heard him speak chinese.
" wait Ooo, that thing you said those white bitches gave you that day, was it cocaine" ? i asked before i remembered he said he didnt take it.

" guy, 200 $ if you could arrange it". He threw another shocker.

I was about saying something before my mind finished calculating 200$ into naira. Ha, see money! I swallowed what i was about saying and asked him to make it 250 plus the 50 he earlier promised.
Wetin concern me, i wan
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 11:26am On Jun 04, 2017
I was about saying something before my mind finished calculating 200$ into naira. Ha, see money! I swallowed what i was about saying and asked him to make it 250 plus the 50 he earlier promised.
Wetin concern me, i wan marry her?

We arranged it and decided we will be going to a hotel around Ogba axis to have our gets together, and maybe farewell party before he departs.

I told him to let us get something from a nearby chemist. We went and i bought what i wanted to buy.

I broke the news to Bunmi about we going out that day and she was super cool with it.
I went to take my bath with Bunmi while Neyo remained in my room. I remembered i was yet to cumm. I initiated we have sex in there and she was a bit relunctant before i reminded her she was the one who gave me the pill. That was the master key. I bent her down and started digging again, this time she was tickling my nipples and i shot my fluids within 5 minutes.



Neyo brought a car, i told him to allow me drive while he sit beside me and Bunmi at the back. Bunmi wore this skimpy dress that was showing her panties with the way she was sitted. We got to a junction and the light was still on red. I took a quick glance from the rear mirror and saw her yellow pants covering her meaty pussay. I looked up and the light flashed yellow, green followed immediately and i accelerated.

Neyo, while trying to get familliar with her turned back and started talking with her, he didnt turned back his head on time, im sure he is enjoying his view. See this idiot that wasnt in out deal, he was just to fuvk and 'dazzal'. I matched my break hard as something had happened. He quickly faced front and i moved again. Knowing fully well what i did, he smacked at my back head and turned back to enjoy the sight of Bunmi's pussay.


we arrived at the bar, we took a good spot of table stand and we arrange ourselves there. I offered to get thr drinks while Bunmi and Neyo gets acquainted with eachother.

I collected the drinks, i ordered some green bottles for Neyo and myself and smirnoff for Bunmi, i opened the smirnoff and dropped a pill inside it. I waited till it got diluted well, i placed back the cork back perfectly as if it has never been opened.
On getting to our table, i placed the drinks i the table and quickely opened the smirnoff first after which i opened the remaining two belonging to us.

" are you the one taking this smirnoff" she asked me.
" how would i take smirnoff, that is for you joor" i answered.
She complained about not taking smirnoff and told me to drunk it while she takes my own.
" ha, but you should have asked her before opening it now" Neyo interjected.

I looked at him and gave him a look that was enough to chock a person, yet he didnt know what i was up to. Only i understands my intentions.
See as 250$ wan waka pass me....
Bunmi had already collected my drink and was gulping it.

I was still thinking of what to do while i dont raise any suspicions. I took the smirnoff and put it in my mouth. I spat it out.
" ha, this drink don flat" i exclaimed.
" let me see it" , Neyo asked to taste it and i declined. I was about taking pouring away when Bunmi also asked to have a taste. I gave her forming as if the taste was just too bad. She gulped some mouthful. " but the thing is okay now " she said.
"maybe its because i dont take it at all sha " i told her to give it back and she did. Neyo asked to taste too, but i ignored his request. I threw the content away and asked the barman to give me another green bottle.

It was barely a hour since we got there when Bunmi started yawning. I told her i was feeling dizzy too and i suggested we take a room in the hotel. She agreed and we walked down the reception. That was when Neyo started understanding my plans.


We were shown into the room. i told her to sleep a that i will be downstairs with Neyo and maybe whe she's okay, she can come meer us downstairs.

I told Neyo that i had missed some sleeping drug into the smirnoff and she's ready to get devoured. Like a hungry Tiger, never jumped up and was about leaving for the room before i dragged him back.

" idiot, wey my money "
" you like money sha, you fit sell your mama as you dey so"
Neyo replied, dipping his hand into his pockets and counting a 25 pieces of 10$ notes.
I collected it and made way for him. " she is in room 202"


Neyo is gone and i was at rhe bar reasoning how much i had made and trying to know the new exchange rate.




Next update.


I heard the splatter of glass and i heard noise. I rushed down the reception and saw blood all over Neyo.....

"wetin happen" I asked..

"That is the guy" Neyo pointed at ,me"

” oh oh, na una dey use ladies for rituals abi"...... Im calling the police.



Drabeey wrote this....

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jun 05, 2017
drabeey u are 2 slow....u are now making dis story uninteresting....try n update fast or learn from oda writers lyk Flow1739,the blessedman n d rest good 1s
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 05, 2017
Mylestone:
drabeey u are 2 slow....u are now making dis story uninteresting....try n update fast or learn from oda writers lyk Flow1739,the blessedman n d rest good 1s


bro.... my work is too demanding these days. i will try to be faster sha. Thanks
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Momoh7(m): 11:29pm On Jun 05, 2017
more ororo to ur head
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jun 06, 2017
Episode 8



If i knew what would happen to me that day, i wouldn't have agreed to such deal. What nonsense.... How could someone Bleep my gf just for 200$ . Well monkey go market and hin no return ooo.


I heard the splatter of glass and noises too. I rushed down the reception and saw blood all over Neyo.....

"wetin happen" I asked..
I saw Bunmi holding a broken bottle and i needed no prophet to tell me i've just landed myself in a fresh trouble.

"That is the guy" Neyo pointed at me. Immediately, something like thunder sounded near my ears and i stared seeing flying stars. My ears were humming as if bees are inside. I realised i just got slapped from behind. I was just recuperating from the thunderous slap i just got, i turned to see the wicked devil who used all his powers to slap me, i saw the man i met at the gate... the gateman.
"wetin happen now" i asked.
Gbossaa! That was another slap from the manager of the hotel.


” oh oh, na una dey use ladies for rituals abi"...... Im calling the police. I was about changing the whole issue when he said he is calling the police.
"oga let's settle this issue now, why are you involving the police” i pleaded.

" i cant believe you could do such nonsense, so you and you' friend want to use me for rituals abi" Bunmi finally spoke.

My heart melted as if something got removed from my body. I looked into Neyo's face and saw he was also disappointed at himself. I couldn't say anything anymore, my confidence had left me.

Neyo got taken care of and his wound were cleaned.

We were both on our way to a room where they plan keeping us when the police came in hilux suvs. They were blaring sirens that you'll think they are on thier way to sambisa forest.

They came into the hotel with a full force. Although, my face is already heavy and swollen but im sure i saw nothing less than 8 men in black. The mamager gave us to them, Neyo and i got handcuffed together and thrown at the back of one of the hilux. It was as if we were acting a masquerade game. The kind of crowd i saw observing the whole show was enough to vote in a local government chairman.


"wetin una do" one corporal out of those staying with us asked while they vehicle heads to the station.

" oga, na to comot for this palava na hin be the koko now" Neyo answered.
My mouth was just too heavy to answer. Infact, i was already feeling pains on one of my tooth.


We got to the station, well thank God, they didn't touch us. We were led to the back of the counter. On getting there, i saw Bunmi and the manager of that hotel writting their statement.

On seeing Bunmi, i was moved to go to her and asked why she made me go through such thing, but when this thought rang in my heart, i got another guilty conscience. My heart melted and i blamed myself.


We sat at the back of the counter. Neyo and i side by side.
" guy how this thing take happen" . I asked soberly.
" Abeey, im sorry..... Na me fcvk up". Neyo answered. I looked at him and i saw tears saddled on his eyes waiting to drop. I felt for him and i blamed myself for his travails even though he was the one who initiated it.
"Just tell me how it went down" i probed further.
" she was so asleep and i had already removed her cloths, i wanted to insert my penniss when my conscience ranged that what i was about doing a wrong thing. I carried her down to the bathroom and poured water on her, that was when she slowly woke up. She went back into the room and sat down. I was still nakedd and i went into the room. On sighting me what she started doing was how she started shouting that i had raped her. I was trying to keep her quiet and to tell her what really went down. The next thing was that she had picked the empty bottle of my beer, broke it and stabbed me on my hand here." He showed me the wound and it was not too deep but definitely a cut.


" when is your flight ?" i asked.
"Wednesday" he answered.
" Today is sunday, how are we going to do it now.. Im also going to work tomorrow".

Neyo and i brainstormed a lititle and we called a corporal to come. We asked him what is going to happen to us according to the offence levied against us. He told us to relax that the lady said she wasn't raped but the DPO said he wanted us to use at least 3days there and also pay.
We got so happy about the truth been uncovered but sad over the issue of DPO wanting to discipline us.

We asked further if we could settle ourselves out of the situation. He told us to hang on that he is going to meet the DPO.

It wasnt up to 10minutes when he came back to tell us if we can arrange 20,000 naira each.
"What!" i screamed.
Neyo kept his cool and told the guy to bring his phone that he was going to transfer the 40k.
My mouth was kept ajaw when he said this. Its was as if i havnt heard such amount before in my life. Even if i have such money, how can i pay it when i know i would be left at the end of the day. Well, it wasnt my money though and i have my 250$ in my pocket.

The policeman came back as if he ran in a lighting speed. Neyo switched on his phone and made the transfer.
The man confirmed the payment and said he was going to come back soon.
Truly he came back not quite long after and broke a very bad news to us.


" see, oga say make i release you but you go stay still dey till Tuesday ooo..." He said this while pointing at me to stay till Tuesday. Ha! Im doomed.


They brought Neyo's cloths and personal effects.
He looked at me before he stood up to go..... He was about saying something whe

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2017
They brought Neyo's cloths and personal effects.
He looked at me before he stood up to go..... He was about saying something when the policeman hurried him away.
I was led into a cell, it was empty. On getting there... The whole place was so smelly and full of mosquitoes. It was later that i realised how gigantic the mosquitoes are. If one mosquito should hold me on my first ear and another on my left ear, they can lift me up without stress. After much trouble from this mosquitoes i broke down and cried, yet no one to console me.


The second day came, i got visited by my friend the policeman. He asked if i was hungry. If not that it might lead to something else, i would have gave him an inuendo answer. Hahaha! You guys kept me there for more than 24hours and yet you are asking me if i was hungry. Mtchew! Anyway, i soberly told him im starving and he brought me food. I had thought he would bring one nonsense food but nay, my friend brought me a scrumptious Amala and draw soup, as if he knew that was my favourite.

I happily ate the food before i started thinking why he was so friendly to me, but i really don't know why, anyway thank God, maybe God had forgiven me and have given me an angel to watch over me.

Night came and i was happy i would get freed the second day. I was inside my cell sleeping when i heard clicks on thr lock on my cell. Some suspects were led into the cell, about three of them. They were badly beaten and one of them was shot at leg. He was carried and dumped inside.

The guy who got shot kept crying and the noise was so much that the policemen on duty came severally to caution him. He kept shouting that they should not allow him die.

I kept my cool at first but i had to shout at him later, but he didnt listen and kept shouting in pains. The other two were beaten to pulp that they cant even move. They were only talking. During their conversation, they revealed that the guy who got shot at leg ruin their operation.
They had went for an operation at a popular area around lagos. They had gotten the money they came for and was about going when the guy that got shot decided to enjoy himself. He fvvcked the rich man's daughter leaving the rich man free. Unknown to him, the man had gotten hold of his gun while he was busy fuvvking the lady. The man blew his leg. Funny enough, the others were holding a fake gun and they were all caught.

Have you ever noticed that night is so long? The night was so long coupled with the foul odour, noise and mosquitoes revolution in the cell. I regretted my actions and i made a resolution that night. I will never go against any law that will take me into a cell or prison ever again.


At last i was able to sleep a little.
"Abiodun... Abiodun. " The call of my name woke me up. I saw my police friend calling me to come out that the DPO wants to see me. I struggled to stand up moved towards the gate and i was let out. I realized while going out that the guy wasnt shouting any longer, well i thought he had finally found sleep.

The DPO is an Ibo, he told me to sit down while he recieved some calls. He later had my chance and gave me the worst look i had ever seen in my life.
" so na you want make your friend fvcck your girlfriend" he asked and i kept mute.

"answer me" He banged the table while ordering me to talk.

" you are a criminal, you don't want to talk abi? I will tell them to take you back to the cell. Do you know that one of the three guys who were brought in there is dead..... I will make you rot and die in here too" i lost my breath immediately after hearing this. My heart nearly stopped.

"im sorry sir, i will never do that again" i had already started crying.

"mumu, Mtchew
sergeant Jide, come and give him his cloths and let him go"
he ordered.

My cloths were given to me immediately and he told me to check if all my belongings are complete. I checked and realised the dollars in my wallet was missing.

"sir, my i cant find my money" i claimed.

The DPO looked sharply at Jide who was standby, and he quickely went out. Hmmm, 'eye communications.

He came back and handed over the money to me. I counted and it was just 15 pieces. I looked straight into sergeant Jide's face. His face was like 'if you talk, you go hearweenn'. I looked back down and smiled cheaply.
"is it complete?" The DPO asked again, and i nodded in affirmation.

I was on my way out when i saw the corpse of the guy been bundled into a waiting ambulance.

I was out and dirty, smelling and i looked so unkempt.




Next update





I got to my street and people kept looking at me as if i was an alien...


" what are you still doing here"

" i will make sure i make you go through thesame trauma i went through"




drabeey wrote this.

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Momoh7(m): 10:31pm On Jun 06, 2017
when be next update
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by priestchurch(m): 12:00am On Jun 07, 2017
Guy! U gud....
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 08, 2017
Well done boss
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Damibiz(m): 5:09pm On Jun 08, 2017
Guy money go kill u one day i swear Gon...nice work
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by VLongstrider(m): 5:37am On Jun 09, 2017
stingy sex addict indeed. two terrible combination!!!
Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 09, 2017
Episode 9




Immediately i gor out of Area f police station, i waved down at a 'keke'.
I was the first person to board the tricycle, we had barely moved a little distance when two heavy guys waved it down. One entered from the right side and the other from the left.
I got so afraid that i thought i had entered a ' one chance'.

I noticed the unease written on the face of the guy on my left side. He kept spitting hia saliva out and his outbreathing was sharp too.
' wetin concern me, thank God una no be thieves sha' .... These thoughts filled my mind and i could realize they are so uncomfortable with the way i smell.
They both alighted at Allen junction before getting to Alausa. Who knows maybe they have not even gotten to their destination.

i got to my street and people kept looking at me as if i was an alien. ' how did they know i got arrested'..... I thought sharply.

" guy how far now, you travel"?
Ade asked.
I did not even realize he was behind me until he tapped me from behind and asked me if i just came back from travel.
" how far now, yes i travel, i just dey come. " i answered.

" ha , i go show for your side in the evening, abi na"? The idiot did not even wait for my response before he went away.

'Imagine, u wan come my side come chop.... You no even wan know wetin i pass though. Ode'

I got home, i went straight to where i usually keep my keys and met it empty. I searched thoroughly before i decided to go break the door.
On getting to my door, i realized it was locked from inside, meaning someone was in there.
My mind flashed at Bisi. I knocked gently and voila, the door swung open. Your guess is as good as mine, but who i saw wasn't Bisi. I saw Bunmi!

She walked elegantly back to the bed and she continued sleeping. At first i was so dumbfounded and could not even say a word. I went inside, tried saying something but nothing came. I was too shocked to speak a word.

I sat on my sofa, still unable to speak a word. A thought came into me pounce on her and beat the hell out of her. Hmmm, i then realized the devil was the one speaking to me. I cooled down and then remembered i need to report at work. I rushed into my bathroom, took a sharp bath. I kept imagining how my boss will react to my claim that i got picked with 'rogals' .
I had made up my mind to lie that i was on my way to buy card on sunday when i got picked up by police for no reason and i was just released.
Well, that was the best lie i could give. If i had said i felt sick, they would have asked for my doctor's report, and that could have been catastrophic.
I rushed into the room after my bath and jumped into my clothes. I realised Bunmi was still sleeping. ' but that girl get mind oooo, she wasnt even afraid i might kill her after all i had gone through.'

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 8:20pm On Jun 09, 2017
I got to work at around 2:06pm and i wen straight to my desk.
"guy, Wetin happen" Maxwell asked.
" bros, na long story"
My phone rang and i almost freezed after seeing who the caller was. My boss.
"come to my office" and the call hung up.
I went straight to my boss office. On getting to the first room where the secretary is, she gave me a look that indicated to me that all wasn't well. Well, i ignored that saucy young lady.... I know God will give me the masterkey to herpussay one day ( i had always wanted to fvvck that girl ).
I knocked his door and went in. My boss is a tall man and moderate stature but a potruded belly. I developed a cold feet as soon as i moved into his office, seeing him scampering his table looking for something. Guess he didn't see it.
" sit down " He ordered and i did.
" you didn't come to work yesterday, and you came late today. Why"

” sir, i was on my way to buy food on Sunday when i got whisked away by security operatives. They didn't allow me use my phone, not until today when their area commander came and was asking why they arrested some of us. Their was no concrete thing said against me that was why he ordered my release. I got released some hours ago sir. Im very sorry" He looked at me for a long time while stroking his long moustache.... At the end he spoke.
" i know you to be a hard working guy and someone who won't abscond from work for no reason, yet, the management have decided. Im sorry too." He turned back to his computer, im sure he was sending a message to that Chinaza girl at the admin. It wasnt long after before she walked majestically, catwalking
into the office. She was busy shaking her bumbum. I swear that girl has a thick yansh. I really don't know why those Igbo ladies that are blessed with ukwu always have it thick and always succulent. I remembered the day she recieved a call from her sister that she finally gave birth to a girl. She got so happy that she jumped up and threw herself at me. I held her so as not to allow her fall, the good news there was that my hand was holding her from downwards. That was the day i respected an Igboish yansh, abeg yoruba's own dey lie ni jare.....

I was still lost in my thought when my boss handed a white envelope to me. I recieved it with the hope that i will beg him the more. I couldn't wait any longer as he was already even set to go out. I followed suit and went out to my office.

I got to my seat and sat down.
" how far " maxwell asked.
" bros hin be like say dem don sack me ooo "

It was like an autoroam as my eye quickly scanned through the pages of the paper to the heading. "TWO WEEKS SUSPENSION WITHOUT PAY"
A quick sight of relief dawned on me as i saw this. I immediately jumped up my chair.
" guy Wetin happen sef na" maxwell inquired again. I ignored the question as if i didnt even hear him speak.

I was in my way out of the gate when something ticked in my heart to go and change the dollars i have in me to naira. My mind quickly flashed back to when i boarded the keke napep, my mind quickly remembered those guys that entered the keke with me. I began to feel that they had taken my 'hard earned money' . I immediately dipped my hand into my pocket and i started searching for my wallet. I couldn't find it. "ha im doomed! " i said to myself, i got out of the company's building down to my, thank God my house is not far. In no time i was home.
My door was still locked from inside, meaning that winch girl was still inside. I banged the door violently.... In my heart i was very disturbed and couldn't think straight.... Ha! the money i had to stay in jail for. God forbid it get lost.
The door swung open and i rushed in without delay... I had already started seeing my mensuration. I went straight into my laundry basket, and it was all empty. Ha, once again im doomed. I asked Bunmi where my dirty cloths are immediately. She told me she had it washed already.
" what are you looking for " she asked laughing. I told him i kept my money in there and i need it immediately.
" your money or my own, is it not thr dollar you collected from your friend just for him to fvvck me "? Bunmi asked me. I just kept looking at her like a dummy. She hissed and went to her bag.
"take your money oo" she gave me the dollar and i snatched it from her. I counted it and it was complete, 150$ .
I was still visibly angry at what she did to me. I charged out of the room, i already had the intention of visiting 'Alade market' to change the money. Abeg i cant wait!
As i was getting out of the gate, something came into my mind. I thought in me why i should still allow this girl to stay in my room. I went back inside and met her dancing. The music was so loud that She did not even notice i came in.
" please, i don't want wahala.... I want you out of my house before i come back. Please.”
she did not even answer me and was still balling hard to the music. Yet, im sure she heard me.

I went went out and visited the popular market. I successfully changed the money and i was given 66,000 naira. I felt good within myself. I was already accompanished. Im now sure i won't feel the suspension. Moreso, i have many ladies on my waiting list. Now i will have enough time to rest and sample all those who successfully scape through my waiting list. Well, Bunmi just have to go.

I was on my way back home when i had started feeling some pity for Bunmi. I realized she wasn't even at fault at all. It was my fault not to have carried her along .
I had given it enough thou

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Re: Diary Of A Stingy Sex Addict by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jun 09, 2017
I was on my way back home when i had started feeling some pity for Bunmi. I realized she wasn't even at fault at all. It was my fault not to have carried her along .
I had given it enough thoughts already, i thought in me that i still have to protect my ego, so i didnt call her not to go again. Moreso, i havn't given her enough sex up to my satisfaction. I then started praying that she flaunt my order and not go.

I got home and realised the idiot was still dancing to music.
I didnt bothered knocking the door i pushed it and it wasnt locked at all.
" what are you still doing here"
i asked, but to my sursprise, she went towards the door and locked it. She walked towards my direction. She removed her top, her bra and now her jeans, she was not wearing any pants.... I was mouth opened when she kept doing all this. My heart was already softened. She pushed me over the bed and unbolted my trousers. My diiick was already wide awake and very strong. I still cant imagine i may have to fvcck thesame girl that locked me away for two days. Anyway, i will forgive her, am i God?

" i will make sure i make you go through thesame trauma i went through" i told her as i rolled her down and inserted my dick into her pussay.
I thrusted so hard with all the violence in me. I felt rage in me with thr way i banged her. She kept shouting and i was still in no mood to let her go. I kept banging her so hard until i cummmmed, i removed my dicckkk and poured all my akamu on her face. Lol, i felt good doing that.

She got so weak that she didnt even move a bit till some minutes later. I was ready for her to be angry on how i treated her. Maybe she'll just go.
She managed to stand up some minutes later and said something to me..... ' i dont think i have ever heard anything like that in my life.'
" i really love the way you banged me today ".
Really, ha! So ladies love to be banged hard and rough handled.




Next update...



" idiot, do you know that your friend friend gave me 35,000 naira" ?

"what, ..... So he bleeped you"


i was just on my to the till when i saw my old friend mylestone... Its been up to 10years now since we've seen each other......

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