Get your possie to Beat him/her up



What would you do if someone called Jaybay said your rhymes were wack

~~~~~WILL TAKE IS SO--CUZ I KNOW UR RHYMES R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WACK








If ur Lecturer askes u a Q in a Seminar & u dnt know JACK abt it!

~~~~~ Srry I'm stressin U-- ur rhymz r not wack---I only said that cuz u picked on Omo-Eko

@ Qus

Kill Myself First




U r Signed on konvict records?

Snatch Akon's konvict Icey bling chain



U were hooked on a one nite stand with Eve

Have a very good night with her & get so much money paid 4m her









If 50cents askes U out? I Hrd he is GAY hehehehe

I'll play ball just for the fame


WWYD if diamond is discovered on the piece of land you forced your spouse to sell(maybe because it's in the village)?

would never forgive ma self










WWYD if ur dad is dating ur friend?

Organise a three s**e



what would you do if Bill Gates came over for dinenr

It shove a .38 into his mouf and have him hand ova a mil'




if u were made a minister in Nigeria

That would be so lovely









If Dblock knocks @ ur door?

I would hide.

WWYD if i knocked @ your door?

Call the Cops









If u get so so Broke?

Well, sh*t happens. . .i'll remember "this too shall pass"


WWYD if you discover that your wonderful,loving,supportive parents are not your biological parents and that your biological dad is actually the richest man in the country?

wawoo! dat makes life a happy place to live.




WWYD if u win a £100m lottery.

i wuld stop working for company





wwud if i won and called for u

Tell you to come over to ma place, and then take you out and keep the money





WWYD, if you woke up one day and everyone was gone

i wuld go back to sleep



wwud if u came out of ur door and a car is heading right at u?

Jump out of the way, force the door of the car open and beat up the Driver GTA style







WWYD If you won a cake the size of Sudan

(i love dat game)@quest, wuld neva eat it




wat wuld u do if u were chosen as the vice president of nija?

I would decline the offer!!

WWYD if you woke up one day and realised you are no longer in love with your spouse?

I wouldn't care, I'd get me another chica






WWYD If you had a clear shot at Osama Bin Laden with 40 rounds in your 22

I'd duck my gun,cut a deal wit Bush Jnr and turn his raggedy ass in



if u got hooked to Naomi Campbell

Try 2 get so much money from her & later DITCH her!









I told U OBJ is GAY?

I'll call you a liar to your face


WWYD if you suddenly lose all your teeth?

Get Artificial








If Yar-dual wins on Saturday?

'would thank God all the same.

WWYD if someone decided to give you about 20000units of 'Dangote Sugar' shares? 

Take it, and use the quick cash to invest in a Pizza Franchise






WWYD If You only had 20 seconds to live

I'll pray to God to spare me like he spared Hezekiah when Isaiah told him he was going to die,then leave the rest to God.

WWYD if your spouse turns out to be your blind date? 

wuld make her happy for the rest of her life





u?

i would laugh abt it n try 2 ack like i knew all along

wwud if u caught ur boyfriend n best friend in bed

i wuld asume thats the one she loves, though it hurts, wish her the best and move ahead




wwud if u discover ur guy is for ur best friend's pregnancy, or ur girl is pregnant for ur best friend?