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u?

Give him 2 my Grand Mother!








U r Forced to go back 2 Primary School?

simple check out the Lady teachers.

u?

go  and bully everyone including my ticha




wwyd if you  became  President of world bank?

seal all big accounts and enjoyuthe wealth


wwyd if u given a chance to head the boys' hostel

punish all the fugly boys


u?

look for a job in girls' hostel

wwyd some unknown guy ask you out for a date

turn him down


wwyd if you were kidnapped by ladies?

i will not be in a position to do anything, will i?

Y Not









If U srt growing hair all over ur body?

jump into acid


wwyd if Nepa made you its manager

Hehehe








If OBJ wants 2 Marry U

put a gun in my throat and end it all. yuk!


what would you do if you lost all the hair on your head?

nothing! isnt that whats in vogue now? get some really nice accesories(preferably african beads) thats gon na complement that.might eve n look prettier and stand out without the hair.definitely going to love it.

u?

I wouldn't care, hair is just stuff that happens to grow, I really wouldn't care




WWYD If you're parents bought a Lamborghini Gallardo(Fully done up) and was parked in their garage(With the key)

what else? take it for a test drive

what would you do if you found out that your mum was having an affair behind your dad's back?

Tell her that I won't tell my dad if she gives me 100 bucks a week allowance





WWYD If you found out you were adopted

love my "parents" even more.

u?

Steal My ex parents money and find my real parents(If they're alive)




WWYD If you could stop time

stop it for as long as i culd





wwyd if there was total darkness for three mnths? I mean no sunrise

total time in bed )

wwyd if you woke up one morning and forget everything of your past?

change ma identity also



wwyd if ur parents disowned u?

go back to sleep, nightmare will be over soon

n u?

ask them if they really want to do that, if yes, then move outta the house so sad of such lose




wwyd if a strange girl called u up on phone and threatened to rape u?

tell her be my guest am all urs,






wwyd if u caught red handed stealing merchandise @ work

resign





wwud if u found ur dad with ure wife in bed

relax,stay calm and find an AK47






WWYD IF u stranded in the middle of the night dominated by wild animals

look unto God


and u

THE MY KARATE SKILL IS NOT OF WASTE

lol, i pity u

Pray my legs don't fail me!

WWYD if the police broken down your down and accused u of murdering the governor the night b4 (and they found the murder weapon at your place)?

call my lawyer


wwyd if u are in a relationship with a girl u luv so much and theres this other girl who luvs u too and doesnt mind u double dating?