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How A Christain Brother Will Ask A Christian Sister Out by cutesimplycalm(f): 11:10am On May 16, 2017 |
How a Christian brother would toast a Christian sister. 1.. “So last night I was reading the book of numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours!” 2.. “I wish you knew that you float my ark” 3.. “is it hot in here. Or is it the Holy Ghost burning inside of you?” 4.. “ I don’t mean to sound prophetic, but I can see myself buying you pizza next weekend” 5.. “Your hair is as beautiful as a flock of lambs’ descending from Gilead” 6.. I am a proverbs 32 kind of guy, and I really want to meet your proverbs 31 kind of woman” 7.. “excuse me, is your name Faith? Cos you’re the substance of things I’ve been hoping for” 8.. “what is your name and number so I can add you to my prayer list?” 9.. You are as gorgeous as Eve, and I believe one of my ribs belongs to you” 10.. “I wish I was Joseph…. perhaps you could help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you” 11. “I wish this was the time of Noah, I really would love to walk into the ark with you as a pair” 12.. “now I know why Solomon had 700 wives….because he never met you” 13.. “Just want you to know that for you I would slay two Goliaths and run away” 14. “His word says ‘give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry… so how about dinner with me tonight?” 15. “I know this might sound awkward, but every time I walk towards you I feel like am being led to Bethlehem” 16.. “Each time I look at you I see the transfiguration… cos you are always glowing” 17.. “i didn’t know angels like you flew this low” 18.. “Every time am around you I practice speaking in tongues, cos I always run out of things to say” 19.. "Am not trying to say am a good shepherd… but I’ve left 99 sheeps to come and find you.” 20.. I don't know again, you add your own 2 Likes |
Re: How A Christain Brother Will Ask A Christian Sister Out by Envick: 11:23am On May 16, 2017 |
Re: How A Christain Brother Will Ask A Christian Sister Out by ojun50(m): 11:24am On May 16, 2017 |
Jst start with john 3:16... |
Re: How A Christain Brother Will Ask A Christian Sister Out by ojun50(m): 11:25am On May 16, 2017 |
Or pls can i share yr Sunday sch book with u 1 Like |
Re: How A Christain Brother Will Ask A Christian Sister Out by Fmartin(m): 1:35pm On May 16, 2017 |
sister i want to plant my banna into your vineyard.. Mynd44 come yarn ur own 1 Like |
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