Yesterday, I was in a bus on oshodi express. I was jejely enjoying my bus ride speeding down on the expressway until a guy stood up and started preaching.

One could almost feel the annoyance from everybody as soon as the guy started preaching. The guy was unstoppable and he continued preaching about having faith in the lord or some other nonsense like that.

Then all of a sudden, the bus started making funny noises and the bus began to swerve. Everybody in the bus was scared and we were shouting at the driver to drive well. We almost hit another bus but fortunately we avoided it and stopped on the side of the road.

The foolish bus preacher was no where to be found. The guy had already jumped out of the window as soon as the bus stopped, and in the process of jumping out of the window, he stepped on a woman. This is a guy that was talking about strong faith in the lord- he didnt stop and pray, he ran like a coward. Come and see the abuse that he got from other passengeers.

What even sweetened the whole issue was that he wanted to enter the bus and collect his change. The passengers shouted him down. We all came down and the bus driver drove slowly to a nearby mechanic.



cc hahn, hopefullandlord, felixomor, akintom

Hehehehehehehehe

hopefulLandlord:
Hehehehehehehehe

Felixomor, do you know the bus preacher?

Born2Freak:



Felixomor, do you know the bus preacher?

Why are u exhibiting "flight of ideas"?
Madam (thats if u r a lady )

felixomor:


Why are u exhibiting "flight of ideas"?
Madam (thats if u r a lady )

"flight of ideas"?

Are you referencing the way your bus preacher brother flew out of the window?

Born2Freak:


"flight of ideas"?

Are you referencing the way your bus preacher brother flew out of the window?

Nah,
I mean a sign of mental disorder when people jump between unrelated ideas in split time.
(Google it)

Born2Freak:


"flight of ideas"?

Are you referencing the way your bus preacher brother flew out of the window?

Savage!!!

felixomor:


Nah,
I mean a sign of mental disorder when people jump between unrelated ideas in split time.
(Google it)

Just like how your God jumps from being the father to the son (Jesus)?

hopefulLandlord:


Savage!!!

No chill for apologists, brah!

Born2Freak:



Just like how your God jumps from being the father to the son (Jesus)?

Try harder.

We have seen these lines before.

Born2Freak:
Yesterday, I was in a bus on oshodi express. I was jejely enjoying my bus ride speeding down on the expressway until a guy stood up and started preaching.

One could almost feel the annoyance from everybody as soon as the guy started preaching. The guy was unstoppable and he continued preaching about having faith in the lord or some other nonsense like that.

Then all of a sudden, the bus started making funny noises and the bus began to swerve. Everybody in the bus was scared and we were shouting at the driver to drive well. We almost hit another bus but fortunately we avoided it and stopped on the side of the road.

The foolish bus preacher was no where to be found. The guy had already jumped out of the window as soon as the bus stopped, and in the process of jumping out of the window, he stepped on a woman. This is a guy that was talking about strong faith in the lord- he didnt stop and pray, he ran like a coward. Come and see the abuse that he got from other passengeers.

What even sweetened the whole issue was that he wanted to enter the bus and collect his change. The passengers shouted him down. We all came down and the bus driver drove slowly to a nearby mechanic.



cc hahn, hopefullandlord, felixomor, akintom

Their illusionary heaven is said to be incomparably blissful. Yet, it's these bunch of cowards and dumbs, that morbidly fear death.

Their days of shame and disgrace, are here like never before.

felixomor:


Try harder.

We have seen these lines before.

Here comes the religious hermaphrodite (felixomoron - male + spacetacular - female).

Seeing the most childish plot of the religitards.

akintom:


Here comes the religious hermaphrodite (felixomoron - male + spacetacular - female).

Seeing the most childish plot of the religitards.

Keep the straws
LoL

These Bus preachers can be annoying most times.

Born2Freak:
Yesterday, I was in a bus on oshodi express. I was jejely enjoying my bus ride speeding down on the expressway until a guy stood up and started preaching.

One could almost feel the annoyance from everybody as soon as the guy started preaching. The guy was unstoppable and he continued preaching about having faith in the lord or some other nonsense like that.

Then all of a sudden, the bus started making funny noises and the bus began to swerve. Everybody in the bus was scared and we were shouting at the driver to drive well. We almost hit another bus but fortunately we avoided it and stopped on the side of the road.

The foolish bus preacher was no where to be found. The guy had already jumped out of the window as soon as the bus stopped, and in the process of jumping out of the window, he stepped on a woman. This is a guy that was talking about strong faith in the lord- he didnt stop and pray, he ran like a coward. Come and see the abuse that he got from other passengeers.

What even sweetened the whole issue was that he wanted to enter the bus and collect his change. The passengers shouted him down. We all came down and the bus driver drove slowly to a nearby mechanic.



cc hahn, hopefullandlord, felixomor, akintom

Just like my aunty that year

She is a self acclaimed born again

We were in Warri, around okere market, and we were supposed to cross the road. Now, as a Lagos boy used to express ways I crossed asap. It was not even as if there were many cars on the road.

My born again aunt on the other hand took longer to cross and she was visibly scared. When she eventually crossed over, I asked her, "why did you seem so scared to cross? Afterall if you die you go straight to heaven"

These Christians preach about heaven being so wonderful but do not look like they are ready to visit there themselves

One thing I can guarantee is that there are way more Christians taking risks to get to Italy/Europe via the desert than there are those who are trying to get into heaven by any means

Is Italy/Europe better than heaven?

Born2Freak:



Just like how your God jumps from being the father to the son (Jesus)?

. Yahweh the true definition of flight of ideas.