Harvard uni offered me admission in the year 2009.
I parked my belongings and headed for USA.
but I had to branch at uncle's place at Trafford, UK for some stuffs.
note: I have never traveled out of my state in Nigeria before.

I went there and started showing the world that I'm a local champion.

the following day (evening) that preceded the day I arrived at Trafford, i was putting on Nigeria football Jersey doing my normal stuff(village life) on the street of Trafford.
one small boy like that saw me fooling around and called me irritating monkey.
I caught him and gave him a terrible beating but when I saw his old papa coming out,I ran to a night party going on around that area,pulled off my Jersey,was left out with only singlet and mixed with others who were not obvious of the happening.
the old man followed suit and meet the organizers of the party and with the description of the Jersey I was putting on then,they concluded that I'm a Nigerian.

the party organizers went to their power house and Putoff light.people started murmuring and some started going immediately.I was highly vexed cos the party was getting me inside inside.

some minutes later,they put on light again and having live on Nigeria all my life,I thought NEPA people has brought light and I started shouting NEPA! NEPA! NEPA just the way I normal do in Nigeria.
my brothers and sisters, that's how I was rounded up by the police o.
I cooled my head in the cell for 3 three days before my uncle was able to bail me with strong connection o.
I sharply moved to Harvard uni.




I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

Keep hallucintaing UK.

firstking01:
Keep hallucintaing UK.

lol.
let me shun this cos na poor man mentality.

I'm very rich my people o.
Trafford, UK.
Bentley.

This joke has been shared by basket mouth before.

I'm so tempted op

You and Mr cork are the same person. I know

stupidity at its peak. Somebody would wake up one day and decide to be very stupid. I tire. Actually i tot he was making sense till it got to the nepa part