Track all dis boko bandits down and murder dem... Haba federal govt....is that too difficult?

Difficult is an understatement when analyzing the logistical nightmare of coordinating intelligence efforts and coordinating military operations across vast and rugged terrains in the fight against Boko Haram, presenting a formidable challenge for the government's counterinsurgency efforts.
Abeg don't bother me o. I got the advice from a mad man.

Man up and take responsibility joor.... All this simps

Simps are human too na. Abeg, let the poor breath.

Breath or breathe?

Breathe ni. Please help add the missing "e". My finger is paining me.
Breathe deeply to calm your mind and body, as focusing on your breath can help reduce stress and anxiety. No vex sir.

Sir is a very common honorific but that is common knowledge so no need for me to do oversabi.
Afribabe has requested of me a discussion on the meaning of the word 'continuum'. *clears throat* This word, as I know it (or as I remember it) , means something that keeps on going in succession over time. Though this definition I've given may be more or less the actual meaning as it is the first time I'm using it in a sentence. I will have you know that when I was making that sentence in my head it just struck me as a word I could use (though, continuum was one of those words I knew but didn't know the meaning but only a context it could be used). I had checked the meaning that day but I can't seem to remember it all.
I wrote this because I wanted to be real with you instead of acting like I am some human dictionary that knows it all. I'll go check the meaning of the word again, though. So I can be more accurate with my explanation next time (If there's one).

😱 I don type today's issue of 'Nairaland Grammarly' y'all should come and buy a copy.
See as I just dey show scholar doings on top question🤣. Sorry for the long post.

Post wey too long like dis.... Dey tire me to read aswear... I no too too sabi book like dat.

Dat? Now I wonder if anyone could use that word to start a sentence.

Sentence portable!

Portable laptops for sale please. . buy two, get none free. Hurry while stock last

Last few years have been years of hustle ,this year is a year of blessing.

Blessings fall on you son

Son, it's important to acknowledge and challenge the traditional norms that prioritize sons over daughters in Nigerian culture, fostering equality and opportunity for all.

All in all,be a great man.

Man dey work, baboon dey chop....

Chop make I chop captures the essence of survival in Nigerian society, where individuals must often fend for themselves in order to thrive.

Thrive in whatever u lay your hands on, I pray thee... This thread is still alive, left this place in 2018, been a regular with my previous moniker. Afribabe still dey here. Omo, her loyalty must be topnotch.😜

😜 Loyalty runs deep when it comes to something or someone I love. I'll stick by them through thick and thin, no matter what, no questions asked. However, e don tey truly.

Truly,Afribabe na OG for Nairaland.

Nairaland mods sef.... Dem too dey mix up topics. Carry thread for religion section... Go health section.

Section on nairaland be like tailor legs. Everything scattered.

Scattered house, I need a cleaner.

Cleaner abi eraser wey I buy make pikin take do homework... E just Siddon chop am finish like lollipop!

Lollipop, like colorful magnets, attract children because bright colors naturally catch their attention, sparking interest and creating a sense of fun and excitement.
Why you sef dey buy cleaner wey dey colourful? Next time buy black.

Black is beautiful!

Beautiful mistakes.... I make inside my head.
She naked in my bed.
And now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes.