platinumnk:

a beg David ure tall aleady, i would have to carry a stool around me everywhere to reach u lol

stillwater:

David is a short man.

platinumnk:

No. nu uhhh . . he looked tall to me,

davidylan:

Now now dont be jealous. I'm sticking with Plat. Nice curves on that woman.

stillwater:

Naaa he stands on two sticks. That's why you'll never see him in shorts.

Yeah yeah, me likey my lean figure.

davidylan:

I wear shorts all summer . . .

Your lean figure is nice . . . but i would choose to share the same bed with plat all day . . .

Besides she's a philanthropist . . . just my kind of woman.

davidylan:

now that's the idea.  

Now now dont be jealous.   I'm sticking with Plat. Nice curves on that woman.

davidylan:


Your lean figure is nice . . . but i would choose to share the same bed with plat all day . . . 
. . . just my kind of woman.

David I so admire your loff 4 plat's curves and her other whatsits,

I pray u don't get disappointed eventually.

koolchicco:

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David I so admire your loff 4 plat's curves and her other whatsits,

I pray u don't get disappointed eventually.

koolchicco:

Are Fat Thinks they will make better Wives =Muki Muki

koolchicco:

Am not gotta say nada 'cos She's my Sista.

davidylan:

disappointed by what?

davidylan:

I wear shorts all summer . . .

Your lean figure is nice . . . but i would choose to share the same bed with plat all day . . .

Besides she's a philanthropist . . . just my kind of woman.

koolchicco:

Am not gotta say nada 'cos She's my Sista.

Sam Milla:

muki muki is tall and slim, thats why i dont like her anyway,

platinumnk:

muki is tall and lean I agree

Sam what do u think about my version

mukina2:

where you see me?

Sam Milla:

You tried. only that i already laid the ground work for you.

i am going to write about men too, i m just watching soccer for now,

davidylan:

nah i think she's quite ok all round. No woman is perfect anyway.

platinumnk:

i cant remember, but I dont forget a pretty face

mukina2:

where you see me?

Ah ah, U wan try?

Oya promise me I won't get banned and I will split bean!

I tried? huh is it not true oo

koolchicco:

Much as I admire your highly exhibited courage for the 'subject'

[s]However, I hope u ain't gonna take back those kind words after your first nite with her[/s]?

mukina2:

its safe to say you didnt see me then

koolchicco:

Ah ah, U wan try?

Oya promise me I won't get banned and I will split bean!

Sam Milla:

i wasnt thinking about truth,
i only wanted to through some jokes on romance section,
just to soften some faces that are getting too hard in here,

koolchicco:

Ah ah, U wan try?

Oya promise me I won't get banned and I will split bean!

platinumnk:

yes i did, you had jet black hair and u had a smile on ya face 

platinumnk:

Nigerian Men who :

Are Skinny Thinks they are eating too little
Are Fat Thinks they will are rich and have no need to workout 
Are short Thinks they an excuse to be mean
Are tall thinks they are kings .
Are poor thinks that Nigeria is to blame for all their troubles
Are rich thinks they can have as many women as they want
Are below 15 wants GSMs
Are in their 20s wants to dress like Hip Hop Stars
Are in their 30s wants to marry
Are in their 40s wants to cheat
Are Christians thinks they are automatically ordained Pastors
Are Married thinks its a trap by her family
Are not married thinks that women are all sluts
Are married to rich women thinks Maga don pay
Are married to poor girls thinks the chick better look extra good
Are lucky to have Children thinks it he hit it extra hard those nights
Are not lucky to have Children say the wife use juju to  eat the children and therfore sires with other women


Chikena!

Pweety4me:

_{Welldone my dear cous u have spoken well. . .hehe}


@OP dis thread really sounds so gibbrish 2 me no offense but nah. . .

mukina2:


you saw headshot and it reads/translates into i have seen you
anyways maybe it was me maybe it was not me.
have fun

Sam Milla:

i guess you fall into a really bad category. probably

Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards

Sam Milla:

i guess you fall into a really bad category. probably

Are in their 40s wants the time to start moving backwards

Pweety4me:

_{Nah haven't u seen my pic?}

platinumnk:

it was!  u had jeans on

platinumnk:

you yab my cousin this way

UrOur Cousin?

_{Mum must hear this!!}

Shebi, Mum warned us not to call Yorubas our Cousins again?

Moyola:

Hehe!! Is dhat all yu kan come up wiv? . . . 'kuz not 1 in da list applies 2 meh!

No worries sweets,

Sam will open another thread dat applies 2 ur worworness!