I wish I could find a female friend like my best male friend. This guy has other disgusting traits, but still, I find him irresistible.

Whenever we are happy the most, we use expletives or abusive words against each other, and we would laugh for hours. We have invented certain funny, abusive words that anyone in my culture finds highly patronizing.

This is how it started: I'm about 7 years older than him; normally, age mates befriend each others, but ours is not so. He so much trusts me that he thought if he uses a funny abusive words for me, I would just laugh it off. Today, we would travel to meet other just because we want to laugh; nothing more.

If he sees me at a distance first time in 2 months, he may say 'see his cheek like the hindquarters of a starving opossum.' That opossum is a rat that uses foul odor to ward off predators.

I believe if a male and a female have this type of a relationship, it will last.

U mean if i tel my bae 'ur papa dey craze... Ahh ur own don finish oo..konidafun e...iyawo oloriburuku'... Our relationship go last.... No i refuse to die young

Snow84:
I wish I could find a female friend like my best male friend. This guy has other disgusting traits, but still, I find him irresistible.

Whenever we are happy the most, we use expletives or swearwords against each other, and we would laugh for hours. We have invented certain funny, abusive words that anyone in my culture finds highly patronizing.

This is how it started: I'm about 7 years older than him; normally, age mates befriend each others, but ours is not so. He so much trusts me that he thought if he uses a funny swearword for me, I would just laugh it off. Today, we would travel to meet other just because we want to laugh; nothing more.

If he sees me at a distance first time in 2 months, he may say 'see his cheek like the hindquarters of a starving opossum.' That opossum is rat that uses foul odor to ward off predators.

I believe if a male and a female have this type of a relationship, it will last.

He says things like this? Where does he live, a Chimamanda Adichie novel?

Anyway,
you and he
Sittin' in a tree....

op like seriously. ?? good to know you later found out who was responsive for your girlfriend's pregnancy . at least u won't have to father another man's child

Gay prince. Rubbish

Sometimes one jst hv to create chance for some funny abusive word jst to make d relationship livly

MsRoe:




He says things like this? Where does he live, a Chimamanda Adichie novel?

Anyway,
you and he
Sittin' in a tree....

He said those things in Yoruba language, and I interpreted it. I don't know if Adichi ever made the sentence you made bold up there, and I can swear that I've never seen it used by anyone before.

Besides, if you grow up together from primary school days to the University, you will know what I mean.